Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets Pop Culture

Trump's new jet will make enemies DISAPPEAR! JFK files FINALLY reveal who was REALLY behind assassination! And you won't BELIEVE what this Catholic teacher does after school hours - PARENTS FURIOUS! Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get our shows on any player you love, hassle fre...

Patrick Gutfield BLOWS THE LID OFF two SHOCKING stories the mainstream media won't tell you about! First, the TERRIFYING truth about why potato chips now cost 50% MORE - and it's NOT just inflation! Then, prepare to be STUNNED by the 39 most DISTURBING items washing up on beaches worldwide - including unexploded WWII bombs, prehistoric shark teeth, and literally THOUSANDS of creepy Garfield phones...

Patrick Gutfield BLOWS THE LID OFF three MIND-BLOWING stories the mainstream media is keeping quiet! First, the DEVASTATING scientific proof that your parents really DID have a favorite child - and it wasn't you! Then, NASA's TERRIFYING asteroid warning they don't want you to panic about (but you SHOULD)! And finally, Canada's GENETICALLY ENGINEERED super pigs are staging a COVERT INVASION of the...

Man faces five hundred dollar FINE and LIFETIME BAN for this common TRAVEL MISTAKE at JFK! Meanwhile, a Washington Post critic INFILTRATES the CIA's most CLASSIFIED restaurant where spies reveal their TRUE IDENTITIES! And scientists discover the REAL reason you're aging faster than everyone else (HINT: It's NOT your genes)! PLUS: Flight passenger REFUSES to give up seat to larger man and the INTER...

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER microplastics in HUMAN BRAINS as experts warn of INVISIBLE health EMERGENCY! 😱 Meanwhile, researchers prove CURSING increases PAIN TOLERANCE and PHYSICAL STRENGTH (your grandma was WRONG)! PLUS: Piglets KIDNAPPED from controversial art exhibition by 10-year-old's father in DRAMATIC HEIST! 🐷 And the federal government's DISTURBING new solution to invasive species - PUT THEM ON...

Patrick Gutfield delivers sharp political commentary on Vice President JD Vance's provocative diplomatic style, analyzes the top GOP contenders for 2028, and exposes the staggering costs of President Trump's frequent Mar-a-Lago trips.   Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get our sh...

Patrick Gutfield SLAMS Health Czar's Fast Food Hypocrisy As New Food Dye Ban Threatens To Turn America BEIGE BONUS: Walls Finally Admits What We All Knew - "We Lost Because We Lost!" Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple use...

TRUMP EYES MILITARY INVASION of Panama Canal as DEADLY Measles RESURGES and Coffee Prices GO NUCLEAR!PATRICK GUTFIELD ASKS: "Did We Just Enter The APOCALYPSE OLYMPICS? And Which Disaster Wins GOLD?" Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get our shows on any player you love, hassle fre...

Patrick Gutfield delivers a comedy knockout as he exposes the EPA's war on clean air, Michael Douglas's confusion over our new Russian friendship, and Elon Musk's terrifying plans for Social Security!   Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get our shows on any player you love, hassle...

Trump transforms the South Lawn into Tesla dealership as government officials order workers to shred documents and abandon priceless artwork. Meanwhile, Rosie O'Donnell is fleeing the country, and Greenland's election results show the world is watching! Patrick Gutfield breaks down the most SHOCKING political developments that the mainstream media won't tell you about! Come for the sass, stay for...

Join host Patrick Gutfield as he delivers biting commentary on Wall Street's reaction to Trump's tariffs, the President's surprising Tesla purchase to support Elon Musk, and America's renewed interest in acquiring Greenland Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get our shows on any pl...

Patrick Gutfield delivers hilarious takes on JD Vance's social media meme struggles, his hot mic moment during Trump's lengthy speech, the Cincinnati protest controversy, and Trump's bizarre claim that trade tensions with Mexico and Canada will make the 2026 World Cup "more exciting." Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land. Unlock an ad-free podcast...

Sharp-witted commentary on Trump's vandalized Scottish golf course, the Musk vs. Rubio White House showdown, Tesla owners facing backlash, Trump's controversial Kennedy Center appointments, and Sam Bankman-Fried's prison interview with Tucker Carlson. Patrick Gutfield brings a perfect blend of political insight and comedic timing to the biggest headlines. Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and...

Patrick Gutfield absolutely EVISCERATES the ridiculous tradition of Daylight Saving Time in his latest rant! From clueless farmers to Arizona's smugness, nothing is sacred in this BRUTAL takedown. Plus, read the SHOCKING listener mail that proves Americans are LOSING THEIR MINDS over losing an hour of sleep! You won't BELIEVE what the guy from Seattle has been getting away with for 15 YEARS! Unloc...

BOMBSHELL REVEALED: A karate instructor/wedding DJ's Facebook post just influenced TRUMP'S UKRAINE POLICY! Meanwhile, Health Secretary RFK Jr sends VITAMINS to fight a deadly measles outbreak as the first child DIES! And Miami Beach declares ALL-OUT WAR on college students for second year with AGGRESSIVE tactics that have business owners DIVIDED! PLUS: Elon Musk calls Social Security a "PONZI SCHE...

Explosive scenes at Trump's address to Congress! Watch as Democratic Rep. Al Green gets DRAGGED from the chamber shouting "YOU HAVE NO MANDATE!" while Republicans chant "USA!" Plus, Elon Musk calls Social Security "the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time" as Trump announces plans to seize foreign territories. The egg crisis NO ONE is talking about and why Democrats are storming out wearing SECRET mes...

President Trump addresses Congress tonight at 9 PM Eastern Time in what promises to be a dramatic showdown. Find out why this isn't technically a State of the Union, which Democrats are boycotting, and how Nancy Pelosi advises her party to respond. Plus, discover how Trump's new tariffs could add up to twelve thousand dollars to your next vehicle purchase! Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—an...

Trump's America is WILD! Elon Musk's weekly "prove your worth" emails to federal employees could waste SEVEN HUNDRED MILLION dollars annually while celebrities scramble after being named in Jeffrey Epstein's newly released contact book! Plus, Trump declares English the official language - but can he spell "covfefe" correctly?   Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the joke...

Trump unveils luxurious new immigration plan selling "gold cards" to wealthy foreigners for five million dollars each, promising citizenship to "very nice" Russian oligarchs. Meanwhile, over two hundred fifty thousand Canadians sign petition to revoke Elon Musk's citizenship after he declared "Canada is not a real country" on social media. All this as JD Vance's hometown paper eviscerates him as a...

You won't BELIEVE what happened when Ukraine's president dared to challenge Trump! The shouting match that has world leaders FREAKING OUT and Putin CELEBRATING! Secret Russian reporter INFILTRATES White House during diplomatic MELTDOWN! Is World War III just one tweet away? Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience...

Patrick Gutfield REVEALS the TERRIFYING truth that Big Plastic doesn't want you to know! Your BLACK SPATULAS contain DEADLY chemicals that can LOWER YOUR CHILD'S IQ and make you FOUR TIMES more likely to DIE OF CANCER! Plus, EXPLOSIVE letters from viewers expose MISSISSIPPI'S shocking plan to RENAME the Gulf of Mexico, and the STRANGEST Oscar nominations that left Hollywood SPEECHLESS! Scientists...

Former Siri developer reveals possible "serious prank" in Apple's dictation system as it briefly transcribes "racist" as "Trump" before correcting itself. Meanwhile, the CIA faces a potential security nightmare after an unclassified White House email about federal layoffs may have compromised undercover agents during Trump-Musk's workforce purge. All this as Trump orders "maximum elimination" of f...

The Philadelphia Eagles are caught in a bizarre invitation controversy after Megyn Kelly's meltdown, while twenty-one employees resign from Elon Musk's DOGE department refusing to "dismantle critical services." Meanwhile, Don Lemon and Megyn Kelly wage war over Joy Reid's MSNBC exit, with Lemon sipping tea from a "Kelly Today" mug while delivering choice words. House Speaker Mike Johnson struggles...

Late night host Patrick Gutfield DOESN'T HOLD BACK in this EXPLOSIVE triple-header rant! First, he EVISCERATES Trump's FBI appointment of podcaster Dan Bongino, then UNLOADS on Trump's UNHINGED attacks on MSNBC, and finally EXPOSES the SHOCKING truth about Elon Musk's "anti-woke" AI that was secretly programmed to PROTECT ITS CREATOR! You won't BELIEVE what these powerful men are trying to hide! C...

Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of bizarre news from the weekend! Elon Musk and Trump are floating the idea of $5,000 stimulus checks from DOGE savings, while measles makes a comeback in Texas and New Mexico due to low vaccination rates. In France, a stolen credit card leads to a half-million euro lottery win, and the victim offers to split the prize with the thieves! Join us as we dive into th...