BalloonKnot Radio

I’m super tired and super silly. I ramble about non sense Religious people and my theory on Virgin Mary Dude looks like a lady Burger King ruining the whopper name with soy burgers Mrs balloonknots car issues Being in a positive mindset - Reach the show at BalloonKnotRadio@gmail.com or through the hot line (234) 755-2576

Corrupt congressman Sherman Magic mushrooms decriminalized Working for corporate sucks more balls Creeping out across the street from a yoga class Wife sends me to crop dust ladies she doesn’t like Celtics lost My plan to oust terrorist cells in philly - Reach the show at BalloonKnotRadio@gmail.com or through the hot line (234) 755-2576

Pod recap 2 week recording hiatus I bought legal weed Big gals shouldn’t be in mustangs I’m getting back into trading. I made a trading indicator Left work early for what I deem unsafe conditions Corporate operations stink Side hustles and ideas The art of baseball. Baseball sucks Kentucky derby drama I want to be reincarnated as a race horse out to stud SportsPlayoffs Light politics Things are go...

I have a scratchy throat Going pigging Bitcoin, waves is my retirement nut iPa beer suck I don’t go out in public with flip flops out of respect as a man It’s unacceptable to wear a baret Birds are the chihuahua version of dinosaurs Animals would eat us if they was bigger Bugs are buggy Difference between boys and girls 6 year olds don’t understand anything California is so high and beyond progres...

Morning show for your listening pleasure. People pissed me off so much at 7AM that I had to share it with you people

I’m exhausted Tiger wins a master Guys evolved to be creeps I feel like I’m puffing to much A little sports talk Game of thrones 1st episode recap Kids not playing outside and BalloonKnot childhood story time Work stuff - Contribute to the show BalloonKnotRadio@gmail.com - Hot line (234) 755-2576

Dipsh!ts drink Starbucks I streamlined my twitter Holiday weekend 420 / Easter God is a creep My Jesus skills are not good I was a 5 pump chump My Easter Day Game of thrones recap A little sports talk Media blackout

It’s 4/20. Let’s have a hit together. History of 4/20

Julian Assange saga. Why are mom jeans coming back? I can’t enjoy my munchies snacks anymore. Super Market adventure leads to milk conundrum. Smoking weed for people thinking about it. Magic Johnson and the non Lakes in fake LA. Fat doctor and dreadlock wearing son

Fun day on twitter. Trump is president of internet trolls. Chatting with a childhood hero. It’s not Alt season. Yenta wars continue. Can I claim virginity. I’ve been gaming since before your father had sperm in his nut sacks. No one likes swampnuts.

Another episode of non sense. Apologies as I’m dumber than usual. I’m a needy person in a relationship. I would hate to be dating now a days and it sounds like a horrible process. Anti vaccers are dumb. 4 door porches should be illegal. Do not use frontier airlines if you have luggage.

Yenta games update. My weekend. I could be a valerian prince. Ladies can’t wait to take most their clothes off. I’m over AOC. Gym stuff. Dudes are nasty. Is self maintenance bad? 0xAd52EA4F6ff73652E1f110e4F8ac0ecaeD080FDE

I’m smoking weed for scientific research. My thoughts on who should be running the country. My marriage update. I started playing video games again.

Why I called out sick to work. I’m not Bill Cosby. Not playing yenta games. My last fight/scuffle. Triple F strikes again. President hopeful Wang sounds like a pet name for my pecka. I don’t believe in microwave ovens. New neighbors surprise. Russian bots. New French Revolution. Should MJ songs be banned? Midgets have limited magic powers.

My personally struggles with food. Home life, wife still hates me. Little bit of politics. I want to be a hemp farmer. Aunt Becky from full house is in trouble. My last book foray. Alex Jones has me questioning my existence. How Saint Patrick got his name.

First non stoned episode. Critique last episode. Gym talk. Swamp butt. Food talk again and eating habits. Farmer conspiracy. Slackers at work.

Super stoned so super stupid. I use listeners as marriage counseling. My views on situations. Did I mention I was super stoned? Good luck listening to this hot mess.

Annoying my wife. Annoying people at the gym. Corrupt politicians should do hard time in prison. Hating locals using gps. Beards suck. Fat F fatso talks food again.

Still feeling good. I hate my new neighbors. Project vehicles. Nazis using easy bake ovens. Losing interest in things fast. What I would do with prisoners. Corruption in politics. Bringing our founding fathers back to this time.

I’m feeling good so I am a little silly. My weekend recap. I’m a professional amateur weatherman. I see the wienermobile. Contemplating trying other coffee. My Harlem trip. Current news. More people that irk me. Bitcoin blue wallet

I feel good. Planning train trips for work. I love coffee and hate some more people at the gym. My weekend and pop culture awards. Crazy mouth AOC leads to a little political talk. Transgender inequality in sports.

I come in with nothing. I drive. I’m exhausted. I puff. State of my body and health. I love food. Corrupt politicians should go to prison. Young people are lazy. I learn something new while recording. Get in touch: BalloonKnotRadio@gmail.com : hotline : 235-755-2576

Kick off my non sense with the current state of emergency. I’m mediocre in bed lately and other stoner stuff

Milestone episode 20. New mic. I have an issue driving. I hate the idea of Valentine’s Day. The do’s and donts and whats of it. Dissent news.

I blab about my long day. Our shit government and women dressed like they are in the KKK. Chicken and waffles