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KUMITE! KUMITE! For anyone who grew up in the 80s or 90s, Bloodsport is the best-known movie starring a man best-known for his incredibly limber legs, Jean-Claude Van Damme. Also starring Bolo Yeung as the man with the world's largest pecs, it's a movie that we both love and fear. Take a journey to Kowloon (seriously!) with us as we break down this classic badass movie. Hey there! Check out https:...

We did a livestream on our Twitch channel this week where we dusted off the spreadsheet we made over 10 years ago that ranks the biggest badasses of all time and re-evaluated them with fresh eyes. There was a lot that had to change, so we did. There's a large - even hulking, you might say - visual component to this podcast so we really recommend you check out the video on this one and then join us...

We've seen the only MCU movie about an Avenger to be posthumously titled with just their name, no subtitles, and we're here to say that it's still worth watching. Despite it being an origin story (of sorts) for an already-dead character and having a few third-act question marks, it manages to deliver on comedy, heart, thrills, and spectacle you want from a mainline Marvel hero story. Club members,...

We're approaching the end of the season so the scale is ramping up. Luckily the effects budget is as well. But honestly, the thing we're enjoying most are the multiple Loki storylines going on in this episode and the themes embedded within. Join us for the podcast for full coverage of this season's penultimate episode. Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain...

People are doing their due diligence but, unlike Earth's supply of aluminum, there might not be much to mine from this episode as far as the Rick and Morty canon goes. That doesn't mean it wasn't enjoyable though. Join us for discussions about teenage angst, eco-terorrism, and gay sex with your father on this week's Pickle Me This podcast. Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find...

The Return of the Badasses series continues with 1986’s Cobra, Sylvester Stallone’s showcase of what makes a true badass. What are those things? Well, get yourself a pair of mirrored aviators and an automatic weapon with a laser scope, eat your pizza a quarter-slice at a time, store your gun cleaning kit at the back of your fridge inside an empty egg carton and you'll be a good way toward understa...

It's been thirty years since Terminator 2: Judgement Day hit the theaters and instantly became one of the greatest movie sequels of all time, and it's been four years since we reviewed it. We figure it's time to dust off that old podcast, shine it up, and re-release it to celebrate the milestone. Join us for our review of this classic. Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out...

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory turned 50 this week so we're re-releasing our podcast from 4 years ago as a celebration of this subversive dark comedy, made even darker the more you think about it. Pop a gobstopper, take a trip down the chocolate river, and enjoy the podcast. Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content,...

Well, The Nexus Event didn't deliver on the hopes we had for it to retroactively make the last episode more interesting, but it did deliver some big surprises of its own. We're all set up for next week to be big. Sound familiar? Maybe we're stuck in a time loop. Join us for the podcast to hear our full thoughts on Loki episode 4. Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how y...

A big, Arnold-sized shout out to epicmouthful for commissioning the Predator podcast. It might just be the perfect action movie, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers muscling their way through the jungle, toting vehicle-caliber weapons, trying to kill the alien that is hunting them. What else do you really need to say? Well, we talk for over an hour about it so if there is anything else, w...

Oh man, it's time for another round of Fast and Furious with F9: The Fast Saga. You already know what you're in for if you've seen recent movies in the franchise but we're here to say that this movie doesn't disappoint. Join us for the full spoiler review if you're a club member or, if you're not, check out our spoiler-free review and some trailer talk and maybe consider joining the club or Patreo...

The third episode of Loki can easily be seen as a disappointment when taken alone. Our bet is that there's some serious subterfuge happening though, and when taken in tandem with the next episode (or possibly the rest of the season) it will all be a lot more satisfying. Join us for the podcast to hear our full spoiler review. Check out https://patreon.com/baldmove/ to find out how you can gain acc...

Rick and Morty is back for its fifth season. Is Rick and Morty just as funny as its always been or is the show just a sad, drunk shell of itself? Join us for some meta-discussion, as well as a review of the episode. Check out https://patreon.com/baldmove/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content for just $5 a month! Join the discussion: Email | Forums Follow us: Twitch | Y...

The Variant is revealed (several times, actually) in the second episode of Loki, and it looks like we've got more time-traveling in our future (or past). Join us for a discussion of time-travel ethics, anti-heroes, and a pretty solid theory about Steve Rogers' deal with the TVA. Check out https://patreon.com/baldmove/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content for just $5 a...

We've seen the first episode of the trickster god's new Disney+ series and we're here to say that it's off to a good start. Join us each Wednesday for our instant take podcast covering what's shaping up to be a series of timey wimey morality problems to solve; just the kinda stuff we like. Check out https://patreon.com/baldmove/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content for...

The season finale feedback episode featuring emails and voice messages.. We record the podcast live on Twitch.tv/baldmove each Tuesday at 1pm EST. A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all of their music at MysterianaMusic.com Check out https://patreon.com/baldmove to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content for just $5 a month! Join t...

It's the finale episode of season 10, as long as you don't count the other 6 episodes that AMC labels as apart from season 10 but definitely not NOT part of season 10. Did it live up to the hype? The answer might shock you! Or not. It might be exactly what you'd expect of us from a hit or miss episode that draws the threat of another group of violent outsiders to a close. It's not like we haven't...

We record the podcast live on Twitch.tv/baldmove each Tuesday at 1pm EST and stream our stereo.com/baldmove call-in voicemail show immediately afterward. Join the livestream to submit your questions and comments in your own voice! A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all of their music at MysterianaMusic.com Check out https://patreon.com/baldmove to find o...

We're finally seeing a movie with the theater crowd for the first time since the pandemic started and it's the sequel to a really enjoyable movie from 2018, A Quiet Place Part II. This time, John Krasinski is both writing and directing. How does that work out for the movie? Well, join us for the non-spoiler podcast to find out, then stick around after the trailer talk if you're a club member for t...

What is the plan? SERIOUSLY! WHAT IS THE PLAN? I guess The Walking Dead hooked us because that's the main question we have coming out of "The Tower" and heading into the finale. Join us next week for the thrilling (hopefully) conclusion. A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all of their music at MysterianaMusic.com Check out https://patreon.com/baldmove to...

You hear the concept for Zack Snyder's "Army of the Dead", a heist movie set in Las Vegas during the zombie apocalypse, and you can't help but think it's a great idea. Two great flavors that go great together. Turns out it is, but making the resulting movie enjoyable requires a lot more than just a great hook. Join two other flavors that go great together, Jim and special guest Jason from podcasti...

Carol just can't seem to stop hallucinating. Maybe if she stopped murdering everyone in her path and complicating things for her friends in the process she'd be a little less haunted by apparitions. That's not in the cards though, so this week we come together to talk a lot about Carol, Negan and Alpha, with a bit of Zeke and Co. thrown in to the mix. A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the...

We record the podcast live on Twitch.tv/baldmove each Tuesday at 1pm EST and stream our stereo.com/baldmove call-in voicemail show immediately afterward. Join the livestream to submit your questions and comments in your own voice! A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all of their music at MysterianaMusic.com Check out https://patreon.com/baldmove to find o...

This week we FINALLY get to catch up with what Michonne has been up to on her holiday cruise with Virgil. Despite it being 4 weeks too late, it also might be 1 week too early? Join us for the podcast to find out what we though about what we hear is Michonne's final appearance on The Walking Dead. A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all of their music at M...

We record the podcast live on Twitch.tv/baldmove each Tuesday at 1pm EST and stream our stereo.com/baldmove call-in voicemail show immediately afterward. Join the livestream to submit your questions and comments in your own voice! A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all of their music at MysterianaMusic.com Check out https://patreon.com/baldmove to find o...