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On this season finale of WHY IS MR. FEENY A CAR?! Jim Jones joins us to break down one of the best KNIGHT RIDER’s of all time, which introduces the villainous KARR! What does the world’s oldest millennial think of all this mess? What are A.Ron and Jay thinking of doing on the off season? The answers to these and many other questions await your listen! Got something to say? Send it in to knightride...

A.Ron is showing strong signs of Jurati-syndrome. And Picard is showing strong signs of “jumping the shark” syndrome. With the Borg rampage continuing and more battles being introduced into the show, Jim and A.Ron have a couple of useful suggestions. Who else wants to see these guys direct an episode of Picard? Though the show is a shadow of itself, we see a glimmer of hope for season three with t...

Listener beware, there be spoilers ahead. On this episode A.Ron is joined by the one and only Pete Peppers as they discuss all things Expanse. A.Ron's been itching for a fellow human to discuss the books with, any other hardcore fans out there? As avid readers and watchers of the books and TV series, A.Ron and Pete have plenty of in depth opinions for fans of The Expanse to digest. They highly rec...

Nic Cage is back! Not that he went anywhere. It’s more than just a Nic Cage highlights reel with family drama, action pieces, and actual funny moments that weren’t spoiled by the trailers. Not to mention an amazing performance from Pedro Pascal. If you enjoy the enigmatic being that is the legendary Nic Cage, or even if you don’t, it’s a fun movie. Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com...

“Highly illogical.”–Spock. OG Spock said it right.  Fans of Old Trek admired the show for its unique personality, but now Star Trek and all of its spinoffs have gone the way of the blockbuster. With uninspired action set pieces, unnecessary character trauma, and nonsensical behavior of Star Fleet Officers, we’re really missing Classic Trek. The intellectual heritage got blown away by the lens flar...

A.Ron thinks this is the dumbest episode of Knight Rider to date, but Jay’s loving this week’s Devon-centric action, as we find out he’s a rather deep old file after all. Devon winds up being the sole witness to the slaying of a journalist who knows too much, and finds himself on the wrong side of the law against a slew of crooked cops. Can Michael and KITT clear his name and bring down the corrup...

If we’re going to enjoy Picard this late into the season, we need to stop thinking about it. Join us as we attempt to answer the pressing questions such as “Is Soji programmed to be stupid?” Seven takes it to an eleven and Jurati is sipping battery juice in an episode that goes off the rails.  Send in your feedback to picard@baldmove.com. Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find...

There’s so much feedback, the crystals that sealed the Magnetic Containment Bottle have burnt out. We were offered an explanation on why Borg-Jurati sings that Pat Benatar song, but do we accept it? And please Paramount, put subtitles on the screeners.  Set your frequencies to picard@baldmove.com and send in that feedback.  Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can...

What has twice the T-Rex and three times more running time than the original movie? That’s right, it’s Lost World where life finds a way and Steven Spielberg finds a way to make an underwhelming sequel. But it’s not all bad CGI! Jim and A.Ron relive their favorite moments, and it’s no surprise many of them include the forever amazing Jeff Goldblum.  Thank you to Sheldon for commissioning another J...

Well howdy, pardner! You ready to rustle up a chalkboard and do some cow math? What’s that, city slicker? You’ve never heard of cow math?! Then this podcast is for you! By the time we’re done, you’ll know exactly how many head a’ cow you can graze off how many footacres of water happen to be in your catchment basins. And if math just ain’t your thing, maybe you’ll be entertained by Michael’s attem...

In this world of zombies, turns out nearly everyone is safe. With multiple spinoff series announced, there’s no need to fear for the lives of the main characters anymore. Unless…the spinoff series are a ploy and everyone dies?! Pick your side of the conspiracy. Join us as we wrap up what can best be described as not the worst season, but definitely not the best season of The Walking Dead.  Watchin...

In this episode of Picard, Patrick Stewart does some of the best acting of the show accompanied by some of the worst scenes of the show. Ogres and onions aren’t the only things that have layers anymore, join us as we try to track a couple different plot lines through multiple layers of nonsense. It’ll have you asking important questions such as, is Q a sociopath or party animal? Is Borg-Jurati get...

Catch an old favorite out of the Bald Move vault from Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard. See Thor before he was an all-mighty god in a movie that turns the slasher tropes on their heads. If you're a horror fan who somehow missed this, I encourage you to give it a watch before you give this a listen. On the other hand, if you did enjoy the film, I think you'll really enjoy the works of the SCP. Here are...

Your feedback has been held in the Magnetic Containment Bottle on the Starship Bald Move and Captains A.Ron and Jim and are cracking it open to read what you have to say. The Picard writing team have phasers set to stun, and stunned we are. Let’s decipher the portrayal of mental health and dream about what a present-day episodic Star Trek would be like.  If you would like to further destabilize th...

This week Michael and KITT are put on security detail for state senator! Sen. Maggie Flynn is a real "Bernadette" Sanders type, a champion of the people who is trying to block a corrupt development deal that will threaten the environment and cause resident's power bills to soar. If the civically dubious direct action doesn't grab you, Devon plays model UN! Got something to say? Send it in to knigh...

Have you seen The Bourne Trilogy, All the President’s Men, and Prince of Egypt? If yes, you’ll see where the writers of The Walking Dead took inspiration from this season. The title of this episode is “Acts of God”, so aside from the cameo from Brood X, we’d like to know where these other acts are. Don’t miss the zombies biting at the gaps in the armor of Seal Team Sux with the same ferocity of yo...

Okay, okay, the liquid in the vial is blue! A.Ron concedes. And acknowledges he might be colorblind. Do you want to emit EMPs from your cells and then put on a cover concert of 20th century rock and roll? Yes? Well, then you may want to look into getting borg-ified like Agnes Jurati. Join Jim and A.Ron as they tackle an episode that ranges from impromptu concerts to the aftermath of domestic abuse...

With a title like that, how can this episode possibly fail? It can't. A maniacal real estate investor backed by henchmen Gul Dukat and the mysterious "Mario" tries to force out a small mom and pop stunt show by sabotaging their arena. Did you know that a car can also ski? Well, they can! KITT almost crushes a man, and ultimately has to stop a bomb with his butt. The Hoff continues to put on a fash...

There's a strong theme developing this week on the walking dead about the costs of protecting yourself or others but we're not quite sure The Walking Dead has a strong enough foundation to lay it on. Join us for the podcast to hear our full thoughts. A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all of their music at MysterianaMusic.com Check out https://support.ba...

There are things that we like, and there are things that are weird. Join us as we discuss the benefits of Old Trek being an episodic show and the challenges Picard faces because it is serialized. Picard provides impetus for plenty of fun and wild theories for the futures of these characters and this episode is no exception. Ponder the pressing questions with us, such as “How does the ship keep up...

After a whopping three hours of televised adventures, Michael Knight decides he needs some rest and relaxation. So he dons his finest autumn collection from Sears and heads to the small town of White Rock to do a little climbing. Wouldn’t you know, he’s sucked into a biker gang war by a pretty lady with a young kid. Kid brother or secret child? We podcast, you decide! Check out https://support.bal...

It's a dash for cash this week on The Walking Dead 1114 "The Rotten Core" as Sebastian sends Daryl and Rosita on a mission to break into a fortified panic room and a much flimsier safe. What purpose does cash serve in a world devastated by a zombie virus? Join us as we speculate about that and a whole lot more. A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all of t...

When the going gets tough, starfleet gets erratic. Everyone is making brash decisions this week as they try to rescue Rios and find the Watcher. Join us for the podcast to hear our full thoughts. Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! Join the discussion: Email | Di...

This week Michael Knight and his car pal KITT get embroiled in an illicit nuclear arms deal, as corrupt military leadership tries to smuggle out tactical nukes to the highest bidder. There's so much to talk about; Michael's funeral fashion, the finer points of snack wagons, tac-nukes with kitchen timers, Devon being over Michael's s$%* just two episodes in, and the debut of KITT's infamous butt pi...

It might seem, based on the latest round of potential villains, that the "warlords" in The Walking Dead are getting less and less intimidating but it seems like the real warlord might have been The Commonwealth in sheep's clothing all along. Join us for the podcast to hear our full thoughts on this week's episode. A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all o...