Badslant Podcast

On the show this week… Ice’s Happy Hour face makes its grand debut, and JJJ reaches God level tardiness. The boys proceed to wander in a myriad of directions, beginning with a recap of AJ’s spouse-free weekend, JJ’s guide to parenting, and an glimpse at the Washington Commander’s road map to irrelevancy. There’s also a decent amount of banter between AJ and JJ about Sasha Banks’ work-or-shoot batt...

JJJ bounces back from his mystery illness and brings the heat from the jump. The boys welcome him back with a healthy diet of Mexican Pizzas, celebrity tequila, and Carolina Reaper-tinged Cheetos. Once the heat subsides and the dust settles, the boys discuss how UAPs are now the new new and if it’s too soon to be scared. Later, AJ and the Iceman take turns shaming JJJ for missing out on season one...

It was a good run while it lasted but like most good things, they can't last forever. JJ went from arriving late to not at all, as he succumbed to an undisclosed illness. All was not lost though, as Dr. Beats (aka Lloyd) came through to fill the void, and fill it he did. The DRB slid in to help the guys do a proper recap of the recently concluded Moon Knight series on Disney+. Unfortunately, the w...

This week, JJ is a late arrival (yet again) but this time, he comes bearing gifts in the form of warm, fried chicken sandwiches. The good folks at Popeyes unveiled a new Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwich, and the guys were helpless to resist. After a good and proper taste test, the fellas switched gears to talk sports, as the local hockey team kicked off its latest post season campaign. Somehow, that...

This week, another late arrival seemingly foretold an abbreviated show but alas, it was another feature length effort from your favorite BSers. The boys recounted all of the latest news in the Iceman's universe, namely, a long awaited home project, an endless Thai New Year, and a controversial iceless iced tea. Elsewhere, AJ gave a glimpse into his latest health calamity and how it’s destined to p...

This week, the guys welcomed back Dr. Beats himself to celebrate the 420 ‘holiday’. It’s quite a turn, considering the DRB just barely dodged a ‘no call no show’ the week prior. Not to be outdone, the Iceman showed off a rather large and unexpected conquest, and a sampling from Ice’s new stash quickly sent the show off the rails. Amidst the chaos, the boys enjoyed some holiday-appropriate treats w...

This week, Jack Jonah Jameson is a full 45 minutes late for the show and yet somehow, the fellas are finally able to keep the episode under 2 hours! Once the ball gets rolling, the Iceman recounts the aftermath of last week's show and what ultimately forced him to buy a keyless smart lock. And it doesn't end there, as the Chairman details a triumphant return to the Big Apple and how everyone shoul...

It’s an up and down week for the gang, particularly the Iceman. On the one hand, the news of Tiger Woods’ return to Augusta should’ve been good enough to carry the Chairman through the week, perhaps the rest of the month. On the other hand, it’ll take more than a washed up old golfer to make Ice and AJ forget their awful dinner date. In lighter news, there’s a Moonshot movie and Moon Knight show,...

The boys did their level best to avoid the one thing everyone else on the planet is talking about: Tiger Woods' possible return to the Masters. All kidding aside, the fellas did squeeze in some talk about things not involving Will Smith, namely, the reunion between Nike and the Kobe brand, actual Academy Award winners, and someone taking a run at AJ’s Parlay King crown. Then the ranting started. B...

SPOILER ALERT: This isn’t the last BS podcast. This week, AJ brings tales from his weekend getaway for Mrs. AJ's birthday. And in the midst of all the outdoorsy fun, the BSPK turned PK God flexes his muscles once more, showing everyone just how (parlay) kings are crowned. Before long, the gambling talk conjures up memories from Vegas trips of yesteryear, and suddenly, plans are in place for a last...

The boys really wanted to keep this one neat and tidy, but as always, they bantered far too long on any number of topics. It started on a somber note, as the guys talked about the recent passings of wrestling legend Scott Hall and renowned actor William Hurt. The boys then pivoted hard into a heavy weekend of watching, as they did a deep dive into Pixar's latest streaming release, more of Ryan Rey...

This week, the boys brought JJ's extended birthday celebration to a merciful end with an epic recap (hangover and all). Once the fog was lifted, JJ found time to fill in as the show’s resident Apple correspondent. Our man on the street shared his takeaways from a surprisingly brief Silicon showcase showdown. Elsewhere, the Watcher and the Iceman reviewed the final episode of “Jeen-Yuhs” before spe...

It's JJ's birthday and the boys celebrate in style by reminiscing about past transgressions and offering gifts to a man on the cusp of a midlife crisis. They also crack open a few more treats from Uncle Phil's gift basket as they sample some rare collabs from the good folks at Goose Island. After all the whooopla, the boys touched on the matters of the day, namely, Nike naming a new VP for SNKRS,...

This week, Lloyd (aka StillDRB) returns and brings with him disappointment in the form of expired Rap Snacks. Thankfully, Uncle Phil saves the day with a care package that was long overdue. The fellas recap the NBA All Star Weekend that was, and they ponder what worked and what needs to go. Finally, AJ the Watcher recaps a long weekend of... wait for it... watching. Cancel dry February, grab a col...

In the wake of the big game, the crew dissect one of the best halftime shows in recent memory. They also sift through which commercials were hits and misses. Speaking of ads, the fuss around the ‘Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness’ trailer shows why easter egg hunters kinda ruin everything. And to close the show, the boys circle back and analyze the big game itself, along with a surprisingly...

BREAKING: JJ makes a triumphant return to the BS studio this week and slides right in like he never left. The boys dive rather deep into their Olympic viewing habits and share delusions of Olympic grandeur. Conversation eventually pivots to all things Meta, and quite simply, the boys just don't get it. As always, the NFL rules the day, and the fellas get around to solidifying their annual Big Game...

Straight from the Twitch chat and into the studio, Dr. Beats (aka Lloyd) joined the boys for a long overdue cameo. His visit couldn’t have come at a better time as the Iceman began his month long journey into clean living. That left AJ and the DRB to sample some not-so-run-of-the-mill Lay's chips, as well as a brand new pizza offering from the Hut. Snacks not withstanding, the meat of the show was...

No time wasted this week, as the Iceman returned to the studio and launched into a full blown tirade about the suddenly lowly Washington Wizards. Once they let the evil out, the boys pivoted to talk up an epic divisional round in the NFL playoffs, whilst also crowning the season's first B.S. Parlay King. In less athletic news, AJ retraced the steps from his weekend on the slopes before having to c...

The Iceman returneth and he brings tales from his trip to the happiest place on Earth. The Chairman ranks his top 3 rides and picks his favorite parks. And as usual, his answers confound the rest of the crew. It's all downhill after that, as the boys dissect the 'Moon Knight' Trailer, a sad Wildcard Weekend in the NFL, and a major coup for Microsoft's gaming division. Grab some popcorn for this on...

Who had the first #noice episode of 2022 coming in the second week of January? AJ and JJ sure didn't but they got the mics and cameras going and made it work anyway. What felt like light week of topics quickly turned into a whirlwind of rants about the DC Football's team prospective names, ill-conceived novelty snacks, thirty year old biopics, and the premium cable networks that made them famous....

It's a girthy one this week, as the guys look back on a rather hum drum start to 2022. Once again, COVID put a damper on the festivities, but it was an especially dour occasion for the three principles as they each limped across the finish line of 2021. Of course, it ain't a new year without some modest attempts at self improvement.  The brothers decided to try their hands at a Dry January, albeit...

With the pandemic reaching scary new heights, it's safe to say the holiday spirit was in short supply this week. But what the guys lacked in residual Christmas cheer, they made up for it with enthusiasm and an abundance of nerdy, cinematic banter. The spoilery smorgasbord was kept to a dull roar for most of the show, as the boys tackled an uneven, though mostly positive run for the Hawkeye show on...

Last week's holiday show was a gas so the boys rounded up the principals and did it all over again. Billy and J.J. were back like they never left, and to no one's surprise, chaos ensued. Truth be told, there wasn't much rhyme or reason to the proceedings this week. We'll just say the spirit of the season (and maybe a few shots of malort) fueled most of the conversation. Have a listen before you en...

It's a wild and woolly one, as the boys have a long overdue holiday show, complete with all the trimmings! J.J., Billy and the Beertender re-emerge from their self-imposed cocoons to join in on the fun, live and in person. To no one's surprise, disaster ensues. Along the way, there's a surprise exit, an impromptu penance, and another NSFW "gift" that's likely found a roadside home. (At least we ca...

This week, the boys reminisce about Christmas shows from year's past as they lay the ground work for the triumphant return of the BS Christmas show. The guys announce this year's holiday guest list and ponder who might be this year's LVP. (Spoiler: Everyone is a candidate.) Beyond that, the remainder of the show is devoted to an in-depth analysis of the Verzuz battle between Bone Thugs-N-Harmony a...