Badslant Podcast

Wild one this week with Thanksgiving around the corner. The boys start the holiday feasting a little early. But before they can savor the flavor, Ice pays a hefty price for his most recent sins. Elsewhere, JJ conjures up a new hobby and a new gimmick to annoy us with. But just as the outrage hits its peak, the guys decide to challenge each other instead.

AJ’s low energy this week, and Jack's Just Jack, but the Iceman has more than enough juice after his trip to the Big Apple. The way he describes it, there were more hits than misses, which is more than we can say about the Chairman’s football picks this year. Nonetheless, JJ gives a status update on all bets through four weeks, and the results are probably what you’d expect at this point. Speaking...

Amidst the political turmoil, the boys try to cope the best way they know how: with lightly carbonated booze and a look at the magic box. But first, Ice and AJ recap their unplanned night out, complete with cold pints of Guinness and bad karaoke. On Election Night, AJ and JJ took in some family-friendly TV, as they review Transformers One and Agatha All Along respectively. For some more mature far...

Really fun, football-centric episode this week. But before the guys can get to all the sports, they have to mukbang the hell out of the viral mango ice cream popping up from coast to coast. From there, it's a full blown breakdown of Bears & Commanders, to include: the prelude (featuring online vitriol), to the viewing experience (not featuring JJ), "the play", and the SUBSTANTIAL aftermath. Al...

It’s almost Halloween so you know the schedule is out of whack this week. Regardless, the boys are back in studio, and it’s a wild one from the jump. Ice gives away his blood for reasons unknown… and he’s ok with it? (Of course, when the alternative is a 12th Trunk Or Treat in a row, a little bloodshed doesn’t sound so bad.) The Chairman also reviews Agatha All Along series on Disney+, before join...

If it feels like it’s been a month of Sundays since the last BS mukbang, that’s because it has been. To that end, the guys take the new Chicken Big Mac for a spin (and their responses may surprise you). The boys also give the new Oreo Coke Zero a taste but the apparent lack of a full sugar version leaves the boys with more questions than answers. Elsewhere, there are more than few controversies po...

On the heels of a collective no-show, the boys are back for another season… but just barely. Ice nurses his wounds Jinro-style, JJ counts down the minutes until he can go fishing again, and AJ battles the Florida flu (again). There’s still a LOT of positive energy around the Commanders, and the boys are not quite sure how to handle it. Fortunately, a certain Final Boss is back to keep the guys dis...

This week, AJ returns while the Iceman barely hangs on. You'd think the excitement from a Commanders' Monday night win would be enough to reinvigorate him but in this instance, you'd be wrong. Nonetheless, the boys take the time to gush over an impressive (if unexpected) performance from JD5 & the 'Manders in Cincy. It's so enthralling that the boys begin kicking around the...

AJ is noticeably absent while JJ and the Iceman recap the group's long awaited outing at Northwest Stadium and watching the Washington Commanders. No LVPs were named but a new "That Guy" was annointed. The Iceman and JJ discuss Apple's Glowstick event and what this means for Apple and its devices moving forward. Finally, the boys discuss the entertainment happenings of the day an...

It’s fortuitous that after last week’s unfortunate Beetlejuice reveal, Ice is on the shelf and AJ has a full blown review of the sequel to the 1988 classic. (It’s relatively spoiler free but there are tidbits so consider yourself warned.) The boys go down a pretty steep football rabbit hole but with all that happened in week 1 (i.e. arrests, debuts, and burner accounts), can you really blame them?...

When a ‘friend’ forces the boys to choose between the podcast and their annual fantasy football draft, the boys choose option C and do both instead. (Granted, it’s not the whole draft but who’d want to hear that?) The guys compare squads, exorcise demons, and share a celebratory toast. The football talk doesn’t stop there, as the guys prepare for the Week 1 slate as well as their Week 2 tail-date...

This one is a gong show from start to finish. AJ pays for his sins from last week, with a little assist from ol’ Uncle Phil. Ice tries to get defrauded on the internet (not once, not twice, but thrice). He also reaffirms his auspicious taste in film, as he reviews IT ENDS WITH US. Speaking of movies, JJ gives an update on his family’s journey through the Fast & Furious franchise, sparking a he...

AJ is obviously still on beach time, as he mangles the audio recording the same way the Iceman mangles his eggs. That aside, it’s a fun one, as the boys look back wistfully on the week that was in OBX. There’s a LOT of recapping on the booze that was drank and the booze that wasn’t. There’s a lot of idle talk about sobriety and very little follow through. Hell, there’s even the election of a beach...

BEACH SHOW! Featuring Olympic talk, a new gimmick for Jack, drinks in the morning, drinks on the links, and even more drinks. (Seriously, this one's a blur. Chase this episode with electrolytes.)

It’s a wild one as the boys gear up for their upcoming beach trip. While JJ and Ice plan for beach time fun, AJ just wants everyone out of handcuffs and away from calamity. Speaking of calamity, the boys chat about Elon Musk’s growing list of fledgling businesses. From a loss-leading Twitter platform with shadow bans to shoddily built EVs with phony mileage, the headlines are so bad even the Icema...

This week, AJ celebrates another year around the sun with some fried foods and funky wines. There's also a little discussion about a sports event emanating out of Paris this year. Somehow, all of that is overshadowed by the opening of Deadpool and Wolverine, and the boys giddily spoil it all. So brush up on your dance moves, put on your white pants, and nerd out with your pals.

AJ is back from Germany, and he's loaded with gummy bears and jetlag. (Thanks Crowdstrike.) The boys look ahead to their upcoming trip to OBX and quickly realize they may be in over their heads. Of course, it ain't summer without the MCU so the guys lock in their plans for the Deadpool 3 premiere. But the fun movie talk quickly comes to a halt when Ice gives a status report of his infamous...

With AJ off handling some serious biznaz, your dudes JJ (the New Moderator) and the Iceman have got you covered for the 300th episode. They dive into all things adulting—think family trips, lawn care disasters, and eye health updates that'll have you questioning your future. If that wasn’t enough, they spill the tea on Tiger Woods' latest drama, review Shogun, question Ingrid Andress'...

Ice makes his triumphant return this week. But before he can take a victory lap, he's greeted with a Chicago Penalty Shot and a harsh dose of reality. After the Mälort wears off, Ice gives his review of the JT concert, along with a sneak peak at what the boys can expect when the Batcave 2.0 is unveiled. But just when you think it can't get worse, Ice makes a shocking admission about cinema...

Iceman is indisposed this week but our friend, Dr. Beats, is back in studio to fill in. It's the 4th of July but the fireworks get started early, as JJ is greeted by an old friend in Mr. Mälort. Things get real real as Beats shares some personal news that raises more questions than answers. The guys take a moment to salivate over the latest fast food value meal hitting the streets. Finally, th...

The cohost carousel continues this week, as the Iceman retakes his place atop the throne of absences. Thankfully, JJ is back to keep things moving, and boy does he ever. There’s a rather dark (albeit, brief) glimpse at dreams, deep sleep, and post marital mayhem. The boys proceed to the much hyped trial of JJ and his seemingly spur of the moment trek to NYC. From there, it’s a quick skim through t...

This week, it’s JJ turn to take a leave of absence. But fret not, as AJ and the Iceman (with a little help from Mrs. AJ) are able to shoulder the load. They cover a wide range of topicality, to include Wendy’s brand new Saucy Nuggs. (Spoiler alert: the nuggs weren’t half bad.) Ice shares his thoughts on the much ballyhooed sequel to Pixar’s Inside Out, while AJ fawns endlessly over Hit Man’s Glen...

AJ returns this week, and he’s packing tales from the road. The Moderator found himself in some compromising positions on both sides of the country (no thanks to the Iceman), and he shares his plight from the week that was. Oddly enough, AJ’s trials and tribulations pale in comparison with Ice’s ‘relaxing’ weekend on the links. But before the guys can decide who’s trip was worse, they pivot to all...

AJ was out this week, so JJ and the Iceman stepped in to pick up the slack. The Iceman shared stories from his birthday spa day as they kicked around ideas for their next boys' “Day-of-Fun”! He also introduced the newest summer hit: Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's Gin and Juice seltzer. Shifting to music, the group discussed Spotify's recent price increases and the comeback of the iconic HFSt...

Ice is back, and with his birthday approaching, he wastes no time, dropping the hammer on the stresses of home improvement, crappy AI sunglasses, bad sandwich takes. It’s not all vitriol though, as JJ furnishes the group with fancy Lays chips from faraway lands to celebrate AANHPI Heritage Month. Then there’s the usual hand wringing about Washington Football, with a little Chipotle bashing sprinkl...