Bad Pipes

We go three rounds in the cage with Mister Nicolas Cage. The Wicker Man(2006), Mandy(2018), and The Massive Weight of Incredible Talent(2018) are the prize fighters this week. In the news, we've got the Unity Debacle of 2023, a big ol' Bethesda leak, and a certain infamous streamer getting some street justice. This week's episode of Ahsoka left us both saying... mediocre. Next week is the final ro...

Spoilers for the first five episodes of Ahsoka. Please don't watch Future World. Equilibrium is a perfectly movie... movie. Bob Iger and Bob Chapek argue about a shower. One Piece gets renewed.  Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio.  Email us at cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com Join us on Patreon at patreon.com/badpipespodcast Ok bye, I love you. 

We love Kurt Russell. We're his biggest fans. What should we watch next? Next week is Equilibrium and Futureworld. I have a feeling the inner critic is going to come out.  Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio! Email us at cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com Join the Patreon at patreon.com/badpipespodcast

We consume our main course, a heaping serving of John Carpenter. Ahsoka news and full reviews will be coming next week along with a tour de force of Kurt Russell. I'm talking Tombstone, I'm talking Stargate, and you're gonna get it all, little buddy.  Email us at Cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com .  Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. What a guy. Check him out. 

Scott watched seven Fast and the Furious movies. The rest of us watched what we said we would: Escape from New York and Escape From L.A.  Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

Hasbro and WotC are stirring the pot again. Men are watching Barbie wrong...? Not sure how we feel about that. Waterworld versus Conan the Barbarian(1982). I think we know who wins a fight at least.  Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio! CHECK THE FELLER OUT! Send topics to cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com Visit the Patreon! patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast The two wise trees thank you. 

Scott and Andrew dig into Mad Max and Twisted Metal. Also mentioned: Transformers Rise of the Beasts, The English ep. 1, and a certain lawsuit alleging Lizzo fat-shamed her employee?? It's a post-apocalyptic ride of epic proportions.  Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio! 

Yeah, we saw Barbie, and we also talked about Fury Road, like we said we would! Special Guest: Tom. He's there too. As always, music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. This is a good one guys. patreon.com/BadPipesPodcast cryptidworks@gmail.com Let us know what you think!

Howdy lads, this week we might finally find out who killed Tupac. Disney's Snow White had some production photos leak. Finally, we review Solo: A Star Wars Story. It's been a long time coming, but we're done re-viewing all the Star Wars.  Next week we're talking Mad Max: Fury Road, mostly because we brought it up so much this episode.  As always,  Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio !

The bears of Baldur's Gate get frisky. We discuss an anime that everyone should watch, Megalobox. Ridley Scott made a Napoleon film? Count me in. The Fifth Rider of the Apocalypse has been identified; who rides with Death, Disease, War, and Famine? Eventually we even get around to reviewing Rogue One. Does it stand the test of time? Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio. Check him out!

We finally finish up reviewing and re-viewing the "Skywalker Saga." Next up is Rogue One! We also discuss the mass corporate "exodus" of Chief DEI Officers, and the discovery of the One Ring/ two million dollar MtG card. We're trying out some new recording methods, so bear with us. Woof. Those Disney box office numbers though, tough m'lads. 

Scott is MIA. If you've seen him, ask him if he's been drinking water. Andrew, alone, barrels through Star Wars: Outlaws announcements, talks Andor's budget, discusses the Disney Delays of Disastrous Deviance, and briefly mentions some Marvel and Gaming "drama".  @Cryptidworksyt on Twitter, @cryptidworks on Tumblr, and cryptidworksofficial@gmail.com if  you want to ask any questions! Remember folk...

We finally got to The Last Jedi. We suffered. We... tribulated. We caught up with Magic's Lord of the Rings set, The Little Mermaid, Fast X, Spider-Man supa super spider verses. We also talked some Star Wars: Shatterpoint, Rings of Power's bodycount, and briefly mentioned an AI Sponge.  As always, music by Karl Casey and White Bat Audio. Dig up our Patreon if you want to see Scott and I in Slave L...

Look, I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I don't know what I'm talking about. Rey is squandered potential, Finn is squandered potential, and God only exists to give me food poisoning. 

Someday I'll know how to mix things correctly, last time I recorded with someone I was too loud and now I'm just a little mouse of a man. We revisit Revenge of the Sith, we yak it up on Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, and we talk a little bit about Photoshop and AI.  Music is Karl Casey, White Bat Audio. Thanks to Kyle and The Foundry for helping us record, special thanks to Pat for setting...

Just Andrew today, Scott is sick, a real sicko. I think that's what I said in the podcast. Same word salad here. Anyway, we're almost caught up on the backlog and we're almost ready to get into entirely new and modern and up-to-date episodes.  Then, because I don't like leaving my little baby birds unfed, I talk a little bit about the Alien franchise, with emphasis on Aliens. Also, if anyone plays...

Phantom Menace stands up, where my Phantom Menace Gang at? Finally, yeah, we get into some rumors. I don't like getting into rumors but when things are as ridiculous as they are right now, I don't think you can talk about Star Wars without talking about how it's completely directionless and they've announced 900 projects and only dinky animations have come to any fruition.  Kisses, hugs, see ya bo...

Star Wars Celebration 2023 happened over the weekend and the rumor mill is a-churnin'. Another Rey movie? You gotta be kiddin' me. The boys talk Return of the Jedi and it gets wild, you bet. 

We review Empire Strikes Back, Andrew probably rants some more about Mandalorian, someone saw the DnD movie? and a horse died on the set of Rings of Power. I hope it wasn't the slow-mo horse. 

More information on the firing of Victoria Alonso from Marvel, Lucasfilm rumors, Scott finally watched Dune Part 1, and eventually we review A New Hope (or Star Wars, if you're old fashioned...). If you listen closely, at 20 minutes, 50 seconds, Andrew says "streamin' out my a**." Unhinged. 

Look. our audio for this one is wack. I know. I apologize. It'll be better next time.  Final thoughts on Neuromancer, announcing a Star Wars watch-through, talking current Star Wars TV shows and 40k video game Steam sales. 

New New Line Cinema Tolkien movies, MtG race-swapping Aragorn, a trip to the hospital, and Neuromancer. Andrew is a sleepy boy because he's adjusting to seizure meds. 

Andrew and guest Isaac Walsh talk Disney, Conan, Bloodsport(for a moment), what Star Wars feels like, Andor, Event Horizon, and whether or not Paul W.S. Anderson is a man of the people.