Bad Movies Worse People

We kick off season 2 with a *schwing* discussing 1989's BLIND FURY, directed by Phillip Noyce and starring Rutger Hauer, Brandon Call, Terry O'Quinn and Nick Cassavetes! Adapted from the Japanese series of Zatoichi films, the tale revolves around a Vietnam veteran that was blinded in action and returns as one of the greatest swordsman on Earth only to be pulled into a lurid tale of drugs, murder a...

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good shark movie! We have our friend Steve from Bucket of Chum back to cover this Christmas shark movie, SANTA JAWS, with us. Directed by noted shark movie enthusiast Misty Tally, Santa Jaws from 2018 features no one of note and explores the world of magic German pens (?), Christmas sharks (?), and Edward Furlong look alikes. Check out our newest episode now!

We are technically on season break but future and favorite guest {BLEEP} joins us in a special segment to interview us about some of our favorite films. Learn about our true cinematic tastes, why we are f&*%ed up and where we come from in a film-centric segment. Is Whitney as weird as you all think? Can Derrick actually make a decision? And will Jack talk about anything other than Star Wars gi...

Welcome back to one of our very first episodes, VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS! Directed by James Fargo & Bob Giraldi and starring Pia Zedora, Craig Sheffer, Ruth Gordon and Tom Nolan! We're on a short season break but we didn't want to leave you all hanging so here is a fan requested, one-part rerelease of a very early episode, originally released in two parts. Experience the episode that made Jac...

For our 1 year anniversary we revisit our very first episode, TAMMY & THE T-REX, directed by Stewart Raffill and starring Denise Richards and Paul Walker! Now that we kind of know what we're doing, Derrick heads back to the well, this time with Whitney, Jack and Ben in tow. Is Stewart Raffill actually a disgusting pervert? Can a brain survive on jungle juice and bourbon alone? Who designed thi...

Jack and Derrick dive into this lost gem(?) from 1985 directed by Guy Hamilton and starring Fred Ward, Joel Grey, Kate Mulgrew and Wilford "Diabetes" Brimley. Did they really think this would be a blue-collar James Bond franchise? Who's god forsaken idea was it to put Joel Grey in that Asian make-up? Can Wilford Brimley even remember how to stand up at this point? Join us to answer these questions...

It isn't August but here we are, talking about shitbirds anyway. Happy Thanksgiving, it's DUTCH from 1991, directed by Peter Faiman and starring Ed O'Neill and Ethan RANDALL (Embry). A potential stepdad has to drive his wife's shitheel kid across the country to get him home in time for Thanksgiving. Why is this kid such a twat? Is the head trauma in this movie what made Shooter McGavin who he is?...

The gang is back with an explosive new episode on 1998's 80s cop movie WHATEVER IT TAKES. Directed by Brady MaKenzie and starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson, Andrew Dice Clay and Fred "The Hammer" Williamson. A pair of undercover cops have to stop a gang from distributing a new deadly form of steroids that is killing local wrestlers and bodybuilders while making snappy quips and snazzy kicks. Did Dic...

It's Whitney's birthday this week so we decided to cover one of her favorite cheesy 90s flicks, MEN AT WORK! Directed by and starring Emilio Estevez alongside Charlie Sheen and Keith David. Two garbage hauling friends stumble into a murderous plot involving environmental destruction, vague crime families and some cartoon business villain from the 80s. Is Keith David indicative of our entire vetera...

In the final episode of our Trick or Treat Williams month we welcome friend of the show Serj from Lethean as we discuss 1988's DEAD HEAT! Directed by Mark Goldblatt and starring, of course, Treat Williams alongside Joe Piscopo, Lindsay Frost, Darren McGavin and Vincent freakin' Price! How are these two cops friends? What's with the puppy murder room in the lobby of this pharmaceutical company? Wha...

Trick or Treat Williams month rolls on with 1999's HBO Original film, THE SUBSTITUTE 3: WINNER TAKES ALL! The continuing adventures of a mercenary turned substitute teacher that has to travel the United States beating up, murdering and exacting revenge against children (who are typically 30-40 year old dudes). Treat Williams has to stop a steroid ring at a totally real college while protecting his...

After a brief segue into Jason Vorhees country, we return to Trick or Treat Williams month with a bang in 1998's DEEP RISING! Directed by Stephen Sommers (The Mummy, Van Helsing) and also starring Famke Janssen (X-Men), Wes Studi (The Last of the Mohicans), Djimon Hounsou (Amistad, Guardians of the Galaxy), and so many more great character actors! Treat and a band of mercenaries infiltrate a pleas...

Join us for a SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE of the podcast for Friday the 13th! We are discussing FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD aka Carrie vs Jason. Did this movie need to exist? Would George Bush approve? What's with that sex van? Who invited Bernie Lomax? Why does the MPAA suck so much? And just WHY did they feel the need to include a superhero here?

Trick or Treat Williams continues with out first ever podcaster guest, Steve from Bucket of Chum. This 1988 Italian thriller NIGHT OF THE SHARKS costarring Antonio Fargas (Starsky & Hutch, Shakedown). Treat Williams is a beach bum, living his best life, with a temperamental shark names Cyclops as his neighbor, when his brother arrives with vaguely defined mafioso in hot pursuit. What ensues is...

We kick off our Trick or Treat Williams month with a secret outbreak movie starring Treat Williams, Cobra Commander, some rubber snakes and a dude from Dexter... VENOMOUS, directed by either Fred Olen Ray or Ed Raymond! Is Treat the best or worst doctor of all time? What about his ex-wife Dr. Hot? Remember Armageddon? What about Outbreak with Dustin Hoffman? Neither does this SyFy channel producer...

In 1988's SHAKEDOWN, a gruff undercover cop and a smooth-talking, tenor sax-playing criminal defense attorney have to team up to take down corrupt, racist cops who are trying to set up an innocent crack dealer for the murder of another cop. What does Sam Elliott smell like? Is Peter Weller acting or is he just an old hippie? Is the villain Huggy Bear or the Sweet & Low Man? Did this movie pred...

This week we revisit Carlos Norris in one of his most well known films, 1984's MISSING IN ACTION, directed by Joseph Zito. We discuss Chuck's copious bodily hair, burritos, twinkle toes, Rambo knock offs and prostitutes... you don't wanna miss this one!

What do you get when Disney attempts to make an 80s boob comedy? Find out with us as we discuss 1980's MIDNIGHT MADNESS directed by David Wechter and Michael Nankin and starring David Naughton, Eddi Deezen, Debra Clinger, Stephen Furst with the first ever motion picture appearance of Michael J Fox! Computer vans, dolphin twins, fat jokes and cult leader/drug dealer gamemasters! What more could you...

In the distant future of 2017, Anaheim is the only safe place to live and people fuck robots.. or something. Join us as we discuss this special listener requested episode on 1987's CHERRY 2000! Is it really better to fuck a robot or just an actress that performs like a robot? Why are future dishwashers just soap filled death traps? Does Lester actually rule? What's with that tube full of snakes? A...

Fred Savage takes his autistic brother on a road trip to Video Armageddon accompanied by his little baby shitbird crush and pursued by a child hunter and his father and brother (Beau Bridges and Christian Slater). Where are the actual adults in this world? Do points actually matter in Double Dragon? Why does every pervert seem to wear a bolo tie? And did Sylvester Stallone know this trucker stole...

Back to School month continues with 1992's martial arts hallucination, SIDEKICKS! Starring Johnathan Brandis (RIP) and Chuck Norris and directed by Aaron Norris, this one tells the tale of a kid that may have some serious undiagnosed mental conditions as he learns the meaning of friendship and that dreams come true. Or something. He also learns that physical ailments are all in your head and you c...

We continue our Back To School special with 1992's 3 NINJAS! Were kids in the 90s better off without parental supervision? How hard can a little shitbird actually hit? Why did no one question a windowless van full of men following kids around the neighborhood? Did anyone aside from Derrick see this movie hundreds of times? All this and more!!

We kick off our Back To School special with 1996's First Kid starring Sinbad and real-life presidential candidate Brock Pierce! Would you believe this little shitbird became a cryptobro? How many people would Chris Hansen have a field day with here? How is Babe Ruth head of the Secret Service? Join us this month for a bunch of movies starring shitty little kids!

We conclude our Rambothon with 2019's RAMBO: LAST BLOOD! The last film (maybe?) in the Rambo franchise, this one sees John Rambo go full Jigsaw on a cartel that kidnaps his niece. They try to sell her into human trafficking and he works to stop them the only way he knows how... with murder, mayhem and big f*%$ing knives. Is Rambo's favorite movie Home Alone? How much time has he spent digging thos...

Welcome to RAMBOTHON where we discuss the very first Rambo film! Wait... it's the fourth? Then what the hell is with the name? Well, nevermind.. I guess we discuss the fourth Rambo film! It's been 20 years and Rambo is still living his best sadboi life in Thailand when a group of Christian mercenaries/doctors (or something) have to interrupt it and John Rambo is forced to save them while also solv...