Bad Movies Worse People

The cleanest he’s ever looked is as one of the wet and/or sticky bandits. -Derrick We have been talking about C.H.U.D. since the show started, and as we were planning our 200th episode, one of our Patrons, Grayson, suggested this one so we decided it was finally time! We learn New York’s missing-person problem is actually due to radioactive cannibal mutants living in the sewer system, which was no...

This episode is a little later than we wanted, but, as huge Scrubs fans, we just wanted to have a short discussion about our initial feelings about the reboot/revival. This chat is spoiler-free. We will have a follow-up after the show ends that goes a little more in-depth.

Honey, the goldfish is eating the goat again! -Jack   This installment of the Friday the 13th franchise follows another group of vacationers who pick the wrong remote lake house. As tensions, pranks, and questionable life choices pile up, Jason Voorhees arrives to enforce a very strict no-party policy, turning the weekend into a methodical exercise in slasher logistics. Jason methodically restores...

Angel follows Molly, a 15-year-old straight-A high school student by day and a streetwise sex worker by night. When a serial killer starts targeting people in her orbit, she teams up with a gruff, glass-eyed detective and her crazy circle of Hollywood Boulevard characters, including an old cowboy, a crossdresser, and a yoyo-ing Charlie Chaplin, to fight back. The film mixes sleazy thriller element...

I didn’t know what “man in the boat Protocol” was, and I deleted it. I apologize. -Derrick In The Mandalorian Chapter 20 : The Foundling, Mandalorian training on the beach is interrupted by yet another giant creature, and Paz Vizsla's kid gets carried off by a flying predator we deemed the Terrordactyl, leading to a jetpack pursuit that doubles as a reminder that Mandalorians plan for everything e...

Oh, it’s like a Fight Club situation? It was just Christian Slater shitting his own pants? -Derrick   Kuffs follows a classic 90s piece of shit slacker twenty-something who inherits his late brother’s policing gig and immediately treats law enforcement like a part-time hobby, which he’s wildly unqualified for. Armed with a badge he didn’t earn and confidence he definitely didn’t earn, he stumbles...

Here is a free preview of our PATREON EXCLUSIVE Mental Health episode, available only at patreon.com/worsepeople! Our Mental Health episode this month, available only to our ride-or-die Patrons, is the troubled classic Tombstone! Starring a rogue's gallery of manly-man actors (and their intimidating, impressive mustaches), including a career-defining performance from Val Kilmer alongside Kurt Russ...

Oh, look, another HBO Original! Billy Ray Smith, a timid Boston schoolteacher in a rough Texas town, sets out to rescue his student Nettie after she’s kidnapped by the outlaw El Diablo, despite barely knowing how to ride or shoot. Along the way, he’s reluctantly aided by aging gunslinger Thomas Van Leek and a ragtag crew, only to learn that his literary hero Kid Durango is a fraud whose legends we...

I think if you have two gravities and you push them together, they create an opposite gravity… and that’s how you get waterbeds. - Jack In The Mandalorian Chapter 19, The Convert, the show briefly forgets it’s about a behelmeted space dad and instead follows our old pal from season one Dr. Pershing on Coruscant, where New Republic bureaucracy proves more terrifying than any Imperial remnant. Persh...

"Northern Exposure is what I call it when I go to Canada and show my dick." - Jack as RFK Jr 8 Seconds tells the true-ish story of Lane Frost, a rodeo cowboy whose entire professional life hinges on staying on a bucking bull for exactly eight seconds while the world tries to prevent that from happening. As we watch his rise to fame on the pro bull-riding circuit balanced with the costs of living o...

Time for your FRIDAY THE 13TH BONUS EPISODE!! We're welcoming back our horrorhound friend and amazing tattoo artist Zip and Whitney is taking control of the narrative to talk about another installment in the storied Friday the 13th franchise, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! A group of high school graduates set sail on a cruise ship from Crystal Lake in New Jersey that somehow connects to the Atl...

Whitney and Jack swear by The Cowboy Way, but Derrick had never even heard of it until they started talking about it. Now, we'll see how it holds up! Unfortunately, this film is not available streaming anywhere legally, but if you're so inclined to set sail with your friend "Troy Rent", it is out there. We typically won't do a movie that isn't available in any form, even physical, but this is one...

Our intrepid hero, Din Djarin, finally makes his way to Mandlore to search for the Living Waters and redeem himself from the shame of showing off his sexy Pedro Pascal face only to be kidnapped by a nightmare creature and its up to Grogu to enlist the help of Bo-Katan to save Mando. Along the way we learn some more about this history of Mandalore and the Kryze Clan as well as getting a glimpse of...

We all know that Jack loves Sinbad, and since Rodeo Month was his idea, we should've known it was just so he could make us talk about another of Sinbad's films. This time we're talking about the HBO Original picture, The Cherokee Kid, starring, of course, Sinbad as well as Ernie Hudson, Burt Reynolds, James Coburn and Gregory Hines with a special early appearance from Walton Goggins! Sinbad plays...

"The war on drugs will never be won as long as people can pee and poo in a bucket." - Jack Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life, aside from being a mouthful, tries to raise the stakes on the first entry by sending Lara on a globe-spanning quest to stop a mythic device that could end the world, but mostly settles for repeating the motions of a video game without the player’s sense of contro...

The Mandalorian Chapter 17, The Apostate, kicks off season three by reminding us of Din Djarin’s life philosophy—strict rules, no helmet removal, and constant quests. While Din tries to redeem himself in the eyes of his ultra-traditional Mandalorian sect, the episode spends much of its time reestablishing lore, reintroducing allies, and lining up objectives. It’s polished and comfortably familiar,...

The Haunting follows a group of emotionally fragile strangers, portrayed by a surprisingly deep cast, who sign up for a sleep study in a massive, aggressively haunted mansion... which sounds like a completely normal research opportunity. As the experiment quietly collapses, Hill House reveals itself as a gothic nightmare full of moving walls, tragic backstory, and architectural choices that clearl...

Speed 2: Cruise Control raises the stakes by putting the “can’t slow down” concept on a luxury cruise ship, where former cop Alex Shaw and vacationer Annie discover their relaxing getaway is being hijacked by a disgruntled tech villain with a grudge and a keyboard. As the massive ship barrels forward with all the agility of a floating shopping mall, the heroes scramble to outthink a plan that invo...

This is a REPLAY of our livestream from November 18th, 2025, where we discussed the 2025 adaptation of THE RUNNING MAN! We went to the theater to see the brand new adaptation of the Richard Bachman (aka Stephen King) classic story, directed by one of Derrick's favorite directors, Edgar Wright! Down-on-his-luck father Ben Richards, played by human capybara Glen Powell, enters a brutal televised gam...

Twister follows a group of storm-chasing scientists who treat tornadoes like both a research grant and a personal vendetta. As rival teams race across Oklahoma farmland in increasingly dented pickup trucks, divorced meteorologists Jo and Bill get pulled back together by unfinished emotional business and several extremely aggressive funnels of destruction. The film barrels forward with roaring weat...

Jack threw together a little trivia game for Derrick and Whitney, quizzing us on past episodes using the worst reviews of various episodes that he could find on Letterboxd and IMDb. See if we can remember what we even watched and have some laughs together on this trip down memory lane! Immediately following the trivia, we have a special clip show including unused stingers, favorite jokes, and Jack...

We had to skip over our Return of the Jedi episode due to technical difficulties, so for the holiday, we'll be revisiting this classic film, but in a slightly different fashion than our usual jawing. Sign in to your Disney+ account or pop in your Blu-ray because we'll be doing a syncable commentary! There are 1000 different editions of this film, thanks to Special Editions and Revised Editions and...

Our mid-break special episode takes us back to Hogantown as we discuss Santa With Muscles! This one follows Hulk Hogan as a self-absorbed millionaire who bonks his head, gets amnesia, and becomes convinced he’s actually Santa Claus, much to the confusion of everyone around him. While wandering around in full red-and-white gear, he stumbles into a local orphanage threatened by an over-the-top villa...

Get 50% off your first month of Patreon for December ONLY at patreon.com/worsepeople ! Get Mental Health episodes like this and much more! One more breadcrumb to entice you to join the fold at Patreon . We wanted to give you a taste of Latchkey Vids, our TV recap show where we discuss forgotten or never-known television shows from the 1990s. This episode of Latchkey Vids was a very special present...

Get access to this FULL LENGTH episode and much more for $3-5 a month at patreon.com/worsepeople Our Christmas Patreon-exclusive episode goes back to an 80s nostalgia classic, Gremlins, which follows young Billy Peltzer, who receives an adorable, wide-eyed creature called a Mogwai—complete with three extremely reasonable care instructions he immediately fails to follow. When those rules are broken...