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Are there bees living inside of your eyeballs? Does anybody want to be Tommy's friend? Is this week's Crime Time the greatest of all time? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Are you in danger of being accidentally circumcised? Do the police no longer need Batman's hep? Why aren't people having sex anymore?  Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Are ghosts real? Are all Subway employees rude? Why is Tommy telling stories that will make you sad? Find out tonight on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !  

Alex and Tommy report the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Is not reading the fine print costing you thousands? How will Tommy kill Alex ? Who is Squaremouth? The answers to these important questions - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give an update on Tommy eating Alex and report on a bikini coffee shop that had its license revoked, a heroic teen that freed a man trapped in a trunk, and some killer oral sex.    Want to be a friend of the show?...

Is killing a baby mountain lion ok? Could Tommy eat Alex? Why is Alex needlessly shitting on stories? Find out the shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Finally, an answer to the question that everybody is asking: Can Alex eat 5000 calories in one podcast? The shocking answer - TONIGHT on this special bonus episode of The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Hosts Alex and Tommy deliver the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Could your trash implicate you in a crime? Did the Grand Canyon give Tommy cancer? Is a 5'6 penis big or small for a whale? The shocking answers to these important questions - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give an update on the bear choker as well as report on a Church that did something heroic and a guy who REALLY wanted to steal sex toys!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us...

Is meth going to be the hot new gift this year? Does turtle sex sound hilarious? What should you do if your dentist to chloroforms you? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Does life have a purpose? Are napkins offensive? Is Tommy going to fight a mountain lion? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Tommy and Alex deliver the news that won't make you sad!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Will fecal transplants cure all of your medical issues? Do you find yourself attracted to City frogs? Was Tommy fondled by his doctor? The answers may surprise you - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a study that says bald dudes are hot, a teacher that was arrested for helping her student, a GPS watch that helped solve a murder!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 st...

Are sperm injections the medical miracle humanity has been waiting for? Could you eat Mac and Cheese for 180 days straight? Is this episode any good? Find out the answers to these hard-hitting questions, TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a criminal who left behind some very strange evidence, a guy who attempted to steal $10 million dollars from his roommate, and a woman who popp...

Are perverts licking your doorbell? Is Tommy stronger than his wife? Are you in danger of getting killer monkey herpes? The answers may surprise you - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give an update on the pokers players who bet if they could stay in a dark room for 30 days and report on a guy who married a hologram, toxic masculinity, and a UFC fighter who beat up a mugger.   Want to be...

Was Alex's Christmas present idea genius, or insane? Was the oldest woman in the world also the oldest liar in the world? Can Tommy and Alex do math? The shocking answers, TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a man suing Burger King for free burgers for life, a restaurant with a potentially offensive name, a guy who stole $500,000 worth of tequila, the world's best dad, and a porn...

Thank you to all of the Locals for an amazing 2018! This was by far and away our most-listened to year of ALL TIME (way more than 2017)! So keep leaving 5-star reviews on iTunes, tweeting  @LocalNewsPod , and emailing nice things to   LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com !

Will a human heart be sitting next to you on your next flight? Will you be arrested the next time you post photos of your kids on Facebook? Is Tommy's dry cleaner ripping him off? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a letter to Santa that was never delivered, the most charitable newlyweds ever, and a museum with a glory hole.   Want to be a friend of the sho...

Are sex robots stealing your identity? Is a hog dog a sandwich? If a 300 year-old-ghost can't find love, is there hope for any of us? Find out - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !    

Is Tommy going to accidentally spray his whole family with Bear Spray? Is it ok if nuns steal? Is Alex going to get a $1 Whopper? Find out the shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give updates on the man who is suing to legally lower his age and the pilots who drew a penis in the sky as well as report on the heroics of The Cheesecake Factory and a very unfortunately named...

Is Alex a cat killer? Is naming your child ABCDE child abuse? Do you have a 75 pound tumor growing inside of you right now (or are you just fat)? The answers may surprise you - TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !   Breaking Ne...

Would you voluntary go to prison? Is it possible your child is part ghost? Is Tommy going to leave a note on your car if he hits it (no)? The shocking answers - TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a woman that United Airlines attempted to bribe with only $75, an insane bet between two friends, and a prison that is being sued over taking away inmate's pornography!    Want to be a f...

Are you part Neanderthal? Are your children communicating with their friends in a secret language? Is your turtle smuggling cocaine into the country? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also report on a man who is suing McDonalds over Happy Meals advertising, teenagers who stole an airplane and took it for a joyride, and discuss why Alex didn't join Tommy for Thanksgiving!    Want to be...

Are you hotter with a beard? Would you preserve your tattoos? Does your local grocery store have a live lobster tank in the back? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Is Alex going to force everybody to become doctors? Why are toddlers breaking the #1 rule of Fight Club? Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...Find out TONIGHT on The Local News!   The guys also give an update on the Tennessee electric chair builder and report on a guy who punched a bear in the face, an old man who wants to legally change his age (to become a slightly less old man...