Backseat Authors

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Three mysterious completionists reap what they've sowed as they experience young-adult book series for the first time so you don't have to. Join us on this journey of self discovery as with each episode we learn more and more about how to edit a podcast. "It's 80% listenable!" -Someone who listened

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Life Is Different Now: Animorphs Book 18 14.04.2025 1:41:48

I think we might be the next Beatles. Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

Doing the Reverse Gandalf: Animorphs Book 17 07.04.2025 1:34:48

This episode is nuts! Also, Elliot didn’t google any of that stuff about Armadillos. He just knows all that. Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

A Cat Named “The Rhino With Paul Giamatti”: Animorphs Book 16 31.03.2025 1:27:04

This week we surf the information superhighway at 38,400 bps. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE. You've got mail! Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

It 100% Might Be: Animorphs Book 15 24.03.2025 1:34:14

In this episode of Severance, Mark S reconsiders all of his life choices. Mark S is a shark in this case. "Terrifying Tunnel of Sharks" sting provided with the permission of Wolves of Glendale, who are probably the best band ever. If they had Captain Planet rings they would combine to become a haunted 33-year-old who's lost their horse. Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced...

A Goat Has Never Had Salad Dressing: Animorphs Book 14 17.03.2025 1:30:15

I could swear I've seen an episode of Scooby Doo that went just like this one... Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

Mad Maxing in the Jungle: Animorphs Book 13 10.03.2025 1:34:37

And a Hork-Bajir to you sir! Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

No One Ever Questions the Second Llama: Animorphs Book 12 03.03.2025 1:24:35

The gang gets reckless again as we definitely don't make a Crocodile Rock parody song... (Also, I know, it’s a John Mulaney bit. How I thought a bombastic bit wasn’t his I’ll never know.) Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

Inducing a Sharknado: Animorphs Book 11 24.02.2025 1:26:19

A real change of scenery: Jake's living room! Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

Quid Pro Crow: Animorphs Book 10 17.02.2025 1:35:01

All I’m saying is the movie “Chappie” came out in 2015, and this book came out in 1997, so you do the math. Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

High-Fiving a Short and Tall Person: Animorphs Book 9 10.02.2025 1:31:04

This definitely isn't a Tobias book, but it basically is. Wolf Facts! Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

Watching Movie Trailers and Eating Globules: Animorphs Book 8 03.02.2025 1:28:25

This week the title means something! Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

Not Dr. Dolittle: Animorphs Book 7 27.01.2025 1:25:21

This week we go back in time...to the future! Then god shows up and proves that you need feathers to fly. Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

Fly Me to the Poo: Animorphs Book 6 20.01.2025 1:24:43

This book is entirely about Juan and Terry, Yeerk basketball superstars.

Reverse Oprah: Animorphs Book 5 13.01.2025 1:19:52

It's Deus Ex Horkina as we experience the viscerality brought forth by subsisting only on a strict diet of milk and M&Ms. Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

God Whale: Animorphs Book 4 06.01.2025 1:22:57

In this ocean adventure which distinctly lacks an octopus, we learn that if you know how to morph, you know how to swim too. Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

Jake's Attic Surf Shop: Animorphs Book 3 30.12.2024 1:11:35

Dig deeper with us this week as we ride the thermals, discovering even more about the ACU (Animorphs Cinematic Universe). Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

Drink Some Bourbon and Apologize: Animorphs Book 2 23.12.2024 1:11:10

Wow it's already time for book two! This one gets weird, and so do we. Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com

Ratatouilled from the Inside: Animorphs Book 1 15.12.2024 1:19:04

We had no idea what we were getting into. So young and innocent. There are 53(?) more of these. Cast: CJ voiced by: CJ Elliot voiced by: Elliot Joseph voiced by: Joseph Follow us @backseatauthors on Bluesky and Instagram Contact us at backseatauthors@gmail.com