Babes Of Valhalla

Mistress Darby introduces Ching Shih The Terror of South China in this episode of Histories Harlots and Heros. Learn about her journey from full-service Sex Worker to the most successful Pirate history has ever seen! 

The Babes interview and catch up with Chastity the woman that pointed the way to the stage that started it all, they discuss body image, van life and whats next on her horizon. 

In part 2 of Etiquette in the club, we focus on the paying patrons and some easy tips to follow to help with any strip club experience.  What advice do we have for club-goers?⁠ Darby and Charlie break it down into three categories: Manner, Money, and Dances.⁠ From neighborhood stip bars to high-end gentlemen clubs, following this code of conduct is a sure way to start off on the right foot. 

Darby and Charlie talk about the best way to conduct yourself as a dancer in the workplace. What the rules versus the unspoken rules? How do you navigate a new club? What is a baby striper? We are here to talk about it all. So buckle up buttercup, we are about to get polite up in here. 

Welcome to the first Story Time With Sluts of Season 2! For our Mothers Day episode Darby shares a letter of all the things she wishes she could tell her own Mother. 

Honoring the recently passed "Patron Saint of Sex Work", today's episode looks at the life and achievements of Margo St. James. Advocate, organizer, and all-around badass, Margo helped shift policy, start some of the first sex worker rights organizations, and established the first peer-to-peer clinic for the community.    -Sources used for this episode- -Seelye, Katharine Q. "Kit". "Margo St. Jame...

We're Back! Interplanetary space ladies, Darby and Charlie, have returned for the first episode of season two! This episode is a short and sweet intro, catching you cuties up on what we have been doing, what we plan on doing, and what we would like to do on the show.   

This is final episode of season 1! The Babes look back on their first season, the challenges and joys of podcasting and their hopes for the future.   Thank you for everyone who has tuned into the Babes of Valhalla, Season 1. We look forward to coming back in 2021 for season 2!

Whether you're a long-time customer, never been in a club, or thinking of pursuing it as a future career this episode is all about pulling back the curtain to see what goes on behind the scene. In this two-part episode, we go over auditioning, basic elements of the club, rules, and workings of the stage/ lap dances, how the money gets split up, and how security works. 💸 So if you're ready to comp...

Whether you're a long-time customer, never been in a club, or thinking of pursuing it as a future career this episode is all about pulling back the curtain to see what goes on behind the scene.  In this two part episode, we go over auditioning, basic elements of the club, rules and workings of the stage/ lap dances, how the money gets split up, and how security works. 💸 So if you're ready for the...

We've talked to others about strange and unusual things, but now its our turn to discuss the kinks we've encountered in the workplace, ones we hope to explore in our personal lives and where we draw the line on sexy escapades. ⁠ This episode sticks its pretty little toe into the the sticky, maybe a little graphic, waters of fetishism.   References Why Are People Into That?! with Tina Horn http://w...

This episode is all about social anxiety and sex work. How the club environment can push us to expand our boundaries and, at the same time, intensify social fears.  My anxiety has been with me most of my life and when I started working in the club I thought I was the only one experiencing an ebb and flow of panic. And while I certainly don't have is under control I am trying to manage it, acceptin...

Join Darby on a segment of "Histories, Harlots and Heros" for this week she will be delving into the story of Mata Hari THE sugar baby, erotic dancer and international spy of the early 20th century.   Great Spies of the 20th Century EP. 16 Season 1 [Motion picture on Film]. (2005). United States: History Channel. Mata Hari. (2020, August 12). Retrieved September 15, 2020, from https://www.biograph...

Part 2 of our book review! Darby and Charlie discuss craft(ing), aesthetics, and girl gangs. Plus we have a special treat! Author Kristen and illustrator Coz Conover sent in their comments on the process of creating the book and their relations to the words Witch, Slut and Feminist. Make sure you listen to part one before part two.  This book is full of amazing insights and interviews. We only dis...

In part 1 of 2 part-er, Darby and Charlie talk about their three favorite things with book "Witches, Sluts, Feminists: Conjuring the Sex Positive" by Kristen J. Sollee. Using selected chapters to guide the conversation, we touch on sex work as healing,  fear of the feminine body, and overcoming the capitalist patriarchy. This book is full of amazing insights and interviews. We only discussed a tin...

The second installment of "Customer Appreciation". Miss Darby interviews "M" on how he found the magic of strip clubs, its effect on his marriage and personal sexual exploration, virtual strip clubs, as well as his view on COVID19's effect on the industry. 

Charlie speaks with her friend and anime enthusiast jack about the hot, heavy and appendage filled world of tentacle taboos. Starting with 17th century Japanese octopi dreams, through the inceptions of grotesque erotica and ending with modern hentai.  Cephalopods, demons and slime beasts, oh my!

Charlie tells the epic tale of the babes inter-galactic past, "crash landing", and entry into the human world. Get ready... there's sound effects!  3... 2... 1... Blast off  

Its time to talk about dating while dancing. The babes dissect how the concept of monogamy changed once entering the club and how their approach to sex work would be different if they were single. We also have an interview with Charlies parter on the trials and triumphs of navigating a long term relationship with  someone of a saucy persuasion.    References Esther Perel's podcast - Where Should W...

Hang out with Darby and Scarlett as they discuss the 1995 erotic drama "ShowGirls".    Works Cited:  Showgirls. (2020, July 26). Retrieved July 28, 2020, from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Showgirls

Today, Charlie introduces a new segment for the babes, a history lesson! We are going to look to the past and find all those amazing SW folks that have been overlooked, forgotten or erased! Lesson 1- Miss Marsha P(ay it no mind) Johnson. 

Darby is back with another segment of "Story Time With Sluts". This time it's an in-depth look at how her personal journey started in the sex industry, how stripping gave her the ability to leave an abusive and dangerous relationship and why she attributes Stripping with saving her life.  POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains mild descriptions of physical and verbal abuse please use you...

We are constantly asked the same questions by friends, family and others outside our extraterrestrial plane. Those who don't exist within the neon spell-casting, inter-dimensional booty poppin', dollar bill raining world.  In this episode we answer, discuss and breakdown some of our most commonly asked q's.

Join Darby on another installment of Story Time With Sluts! This time Darby's sharing a story she's written about 1%r's, questionable fashion choices, and some internal reflection on her own internalized misogyny. 

"Dear Sugar Daddy" Part 2 has entered your atmosphere! Darby and Charlie will be wrapping up their discussion on Sugar Daddies with the ultimate sweet treat, listener letters to their Glucose Guardians! Thank you to everyone that sent in letters we love that you are listening and we love that you are talking to us! References Gollayan, Christian. “The Colleges with the Most ‘Sugar Babies’ in Ameri...