B Movie Breakdown

If camping, killing, and “transexual lunatics” are things your life craves, then have we watched the movie for you. And no, “transexual lunatic” is not a term we support or endorse but it was used to advertise the god damn movie on the back of its box. Like, what the hell? We’ve reviewed Sleep Away Camp twice before, but never it’s sequel! Now is the time. Horror month has brought us to Camp Rolli...

Did you ever want to know what Lilo and Stitch would be like if it was Rated R? Hey! You are in luck. Do you want to see a town drunk get over served and believe his teeth receive messages from space? Hey! You are in luck. Do you want to see some of the worst bounty hunters in movie history? This week our journey returns us to space and then sends us back to earth. Time to get hungry as we gorge o...

Since Halloween is now upon us, we have decided to dedicate the entire month of October to nothing but horror movies. We kick off our horror movie marathon with the 1999 film VIRUS starring non other than the scream queen herself, Jamie Lee Curtis. When a typhoon cripples their boat, the crew of the Sea Star sails into the eye of the storm, where they discover a high-tech Russian communications an...

You ever hype up something to be the best thing ever and it turns out to be the opposite? Like the exact opposite? Like it couldn’t be further from the truth? Something that leaves such a bad taste in your mouth you start to wonder what it all means? What is the meaning of life? What is a cyborg? What is a DNA child? Is Cyborg America even that bad? Maybe we’re better off being ruled by machines....

Did you like our little half shake last week? Good, since its time to tackle some pretty high end philosophical questions this go round, such as: What makes a human a human? What makes us special? Is it our compassion? Our greed? Our lack of cybernetic implants and synthetic organs? Welcome to Nemesis, a movie that attempts to address these issues in the most ham fisted fashion possible while bull...

We’ve taken a few breaks throughout the course of this podcast, and it’s always been something we traditionally hate doing. Denying you our company is a grievous action, and we understand that. You want more Corey and Nick and we don’t blame you. I mean, of course you do. This week is how we rectify that occasional problem. We’re introducing a new format, the half episode. Normally we focus on one...

Some say stab wounds are the best kind of wounds, but those people haven’t seen Exit Wounds starring Steven Seagal and DMX. That’s right X is gonna give it to ya right in the face with his fresh Lugz boots on, while running his multi-million dollar website where you can buy anything for $9.99 or less. Then use that money to trick crooked cops into thinking you are a drug dealer, with your best fri...

Live fast. Die young. Go to hell. Come back from the dead. Avenge your daughter. Have lots of sex and kill lots of people. I don’t understand why America didn’t embrace this concept more more than it did. Maybe it was Nicholas Cage exhaustion. Maybe its because the character is only different from Ghost Rider in the details. I don’t know. All I know is that Drive Angry is way better then anyone gi...

The book of revelations is fill with vivid imagery, glorious prophecy and messages that can shine a light on the issues of the day. Religious or not, anyone can recognize it’s historical significance and it’s effect of modern christianity and modern western society. That being said, Left Behind starring Nicolas Cage is a piece of garbage we’ve already spent too much time talking about it and we on...

Uncovering ancient history can be a challenge. Modern scholars, relying on information left behind by our ancestors; be it writings, infrastructure, artifacts, etc… (if they left anything behind at all) decipher these puzzle pieces, in an attempt to assemble a coherent narrative that best describes the culture in which they are studying. As I said, some civilizations leave behind a plethora of inf...

What would you do if you could live your life over? What would you do if you could change every mistake you ever made? What would you do if your grandpa was part of a time travel cult? Would you still marry your psycho husband or would you have sex with the local communist? Peggy Sue had to answer all of these questions and then some in today’s episode, where we discuss the Francis Ford Coppola (h...

Are you a cat person? Then you should watch this movie. Are you a fan of conservation efforts and saving endangered species? Then you should watch this movie. Are you a psychopath who wants to see a family of five try to survive living in a house also occupied by multiple lions, tigers, cheetahs and panthers OR a movie in which 70 cast and crew members were legitimately injured by said lions, tige...

Fan4tastic is something to behold. Its impressive at how boring and incoherent it truly is. Anecdotal, of course, but I haven’t seen anyone online or in real life defending anything about it. Even the live action Super Mario Brothers has its proponents, of which I am one, if that tells you anything about the kind of movies I am more than willing to enjoy. That film is a masterpiece, but I’m gettin...

We have reached a milestone here at B Movie Breakdown, the epic Episode 100 and boy do we have a movie for you. This week we watched the Cannon Films classic Invasion U.S.A. starring the forever badass Chuck Norris! It’s surprising we have never done a Chuck Norris movie before, but this movie was well worth the wait. Retired CIA agent Matt Hunter is forced back into the business when a villain fr...

On our journey to Episode 100 of the podcast, we hit a major bump in the road this week with My Pet Montser (A Live-Action Video Cassette). Some of you may remember this movie, but more of you most likely remember the plush doll it was based on or the short lived animated series. For a movie based on a plush doll, it does take some major strides to make sure the monster looks nothing like it, but...

After yet another long absence, the B Movie Breakdown has returned and with an all new co-host! Past guest Nick now joins the podcast as a full time co-host with forever permanent co-host Corey. For our first episode in 6 months, we have decided to tackle the big VR craze with the 1995 action classic Virtuosity starring Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe. The Law Enforcement Technology Advancemen...

Welcome to a world where Ninjas are magical, V8 juice is a sex symbol, and even the lowliest cop is somehow a cigar-chewing pimp. That’s right folks, this week we watched Ninja III The Domination, the final film in the Cannon Ninja Trilogy. This movie was very misleading, right from the title. Ninja III: The Possession would’ve been far more appropriate. Essentially the film was about an evil ninj...

This week we continue our journey in the Cannon Ninja trilogy with Revenge Of The Ninja! This one is actually much better than the first and still holds up as a solid ninja action movie. This actually stars the bad ninja from Enter The Ninja, but this time in the role of the hero instead. Why this couldn’t just continue the story of Cole from the first movie? We have no idea! After his family is k...

Ninjitsu, the darkest and deadliest of all the Martial Arts. Ninjitsu, a film genre that swept the nation in the early 80’s only to fade in the mid 90’s. So this week on the podcast we have the movie that is credited for starting this craze, 1981’s Enter The Ninja. As noted on last week, this is a true gem in the Cannon Film library. We’ve actually dove head first into the Cannon Film library way...

With Thanksgiving happening tomorrow here in the U.S., we here at B Movie Breakdown have searched the depths of the interweb to find an true Thanksgiving cult classic. The movie we speak of is the 1983/1987 horror film Blood Rage, starring…well starring basically know one that ever did anything else. Blood Rage tells the tale of twin brothers Todd & Terry, one of which has a mega bloodlust. Terry...

In our second week back, we remain a twosome as we dive into the 80’s extreme sports classic Gleaming The Cube. In the late 80’s and early 90’s extreme sports movies were all over, whether it was BMX in RAD or rollerblading in Airbourne these movies were hard to escape. But it took Christian Slater and Tony Hawk being involved to incorporate a murder investigation into a skateboarding movie. We st...

After almost a year hiatus, the B Movie Breakdown is back in action! That’s right folks, this isn’t some crazy dream, this is actually a brand new episode of the podcast. It was never any intention to take such a long break in podcasting, but life happens and that’s something we cannot help. Back is Corey, along with new co-host Sam, to break down the best of the worst the world of B Movies has to...

It seems we have come across a movie that brought us back to the roots of what this podcast is truly about; the best of the worst and that’s exactly what this movie is. This week we discuss the 1990 “sci-fi” “action” movie Legion Of Iron, but what it should really be called is Legion Of Rape. For a movie about battling to the death, for reasons we still aren’t sure of, there happens to be a lot of...

For now, we are at the end of our run with Mr. Voorhees here at B Movie Breakdown and we wanted to go out on top. We may one day revisit the terror of Camp Crystal Lake, but for now we must move on to bigger and better things. This week we end our journey with Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives, which happened to be all of our favorite of the series. Once it starts it never stops going, it’s a f...

We are still staying on track with our Friday The 13th Marathon and this week we are on Part V: A New Beginning. Last time we saw Jason he was…well he was super dead. In fact he was being chopped up, with a machete, by young Tommy Jarvis. Well, now we catch up with Tommy some years later after he has been tossed around from home to home still troubled by the events of that very night. He ends up a...