B Movie Breakdown

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? ARE THOSE PROPELLORS ON A SEVERED HEAD? IS THIS A HORROR MOVIE? A CHRISTMAS MOVIE? A MOVIE AT ALL? These questions and more will invade your mind if you ever have the opportunity to experience Camp Death 3 in 2D. A wacky, bizarre, unnerving, disturbing, sometimes hilarious but often times expectation shattering feature that you are absolutely not read...

What happens when your lead actor demands to be paid $8 million dollars, does $10,000 worth of coke a week, and has an affair with one of his co-stars? You get the 1994 video game movie classic Street Fighter, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Raúl Juliá. While most people put this movie down, we couldn't help but show it the praise it truly deserves. From Raúl Juliá's amazing performance as M....

It’s rare that you watch a movie that seems as if it could be an original idea and then halfway through becomes a clone of a current box office hit. Well that’s what happened in this week’s movie, the 1993 Moon Beam Entertainment classic Remote; which evolves into a crappy Home Alone clone when it could have easily just been it’s own thing. Oddly enough, this film shares two villains from Prehyste...

This week in our month of pure nostalgia, we went on an adventure 65 million years in the making to discuss the dinosaur classic Prehysteria! The dinosaur film that shaped our childhoods more than any other dinosaur film on the 1990’s. When a young boy and his family discover some mysterious eggs, which hatch to reveal a brood of baby dinosaurs, the real adventure truly begins. Brought to you by C...

This week begins a month of pure nostalgia on the podcast. And before we dive too far back into our youth, we have decided to time travel exactly one year ago when we discussed Miami Connection. This movie holds a special place in our hearts here on this podcast, so much so that we have decided, exactly one year later, to yet again revisit Miami Connection and introduce it to some new blood yet ag...

ERASER is a forgotten Schwarzenegger gem that has sadly been ERASED from the memories of most. If the memory hasn't been completely ERASED, then usually people only remember the CGI alligators and this being a "bad" Arnold movie. But maybe their memories have been ERASED and replaced with cynical snobby thoughts, because ERASER is actually a solid action flick full of explosions, conspiracies, twi...

Summer is coming to an end which means it's back to school with the B Movie Breakdown, as we discuss Kindergarten Cop 2! That's right folks, the sequel no one ever wanted to the beloved Arnold Schwarzenegger classic but this time starring Dolph Lundgren and Bill Bellamy. Grab your backpacks and lunchboxes because school is back in session!

Well folks, we made it to 200 episodes and it took this long to finally visit a movie that trumps Mac & Me in being the worst E.T. rip off of all time. Most people tend to forget all about MUNCHIE, until they see his stupid ugly face with Dom DeLuise's voice spewing out of it and then remember why they forgot in the first place. Not only is this movie often forgotten, but it is also forgotten that...

Last week, Waxwork provided us with a look inside a window to a world of endless possibilities when it comes to a sequel. Hell, we even discussed the possibilities of how a Waxwork television series would work so well based solely off the first movie. Well folks, Waxwork II took that window and slammed it right in our faces. Maybe someone out there can tell us what happened with this sequel and wh...

When a waxwork museum and a mysterious man appear out of nowhere to invite you and your friends to come to a special showing, you totally go right? Little did you know that once inside, the exhibits come alive and the viewer is sucked into the story being portrayed! This sounds like that would probably be the entire movie, but this one took us by surprise and offered so much more!

It took 197 episodes but we have finally broken the record for most #WYTO moments in one movie. There were so many in this weeks movie that we couldn’t even keep up with the count. Unfortunately most of these #WYTO moments were more on the forced side than the hey lets have a good time side. Barbarian Queen was exactly what we thought it would be, nothing more and nothing less all packed into an h...

Well folks, it’s been a while since we watch a true piece of garbage movie but we just couldn’t stay away. It’s not like the poster or trailer for this movie didn’t already give us plenty of warning signs, we knew what we were getting into. If you have seen every Kaiju style monster movie and just need to see one more….spare yourself the torture and don’t watch Reptilian (aka Yonggary) on Amazon P...

When monster babies are on a holiday. They don’t know any words to say. All the things that come to you. And they wanna feel it too. On an island in the sun. They’ll be murdering and having fun. And it makes them feel so fine, they can’t control their brains. Hip hip.

This week on the podcast it's the ultimate debate: do we kill these monster babies or do we let them live as one of us? Which side do our hosts take? Answers to these questions and more as we discuss the sequel to It's Alive, It Lives Again aka It's Alive 2!  Subscribe, Rate, & Review On Apple Podc.... This item has files of the following types: Archive BitTorrent, Columbia Peaks, JPEG Thumb, Meta...

In anticipation of Nick being out of town, we recorded a little half episode to keep the content flowing. In this half shake, we discuss E3 2018, video game movies, E.T. ripoffs and so much more. We will back with a full episode next week continuing our deep dive into the IT’S ALIVE trilogy!

Frank and Lenore Davis are headed to the hospital for the birth of their second child — which turns out to be a mutant who kills many doctors and nurses as it escapes. Convinced his monstrous son must be destroyed, Frank ignores Lenore’s plea and tries to destroy the freakish offspring, unaware that the infant may be the innocent product of an experimental drug gone wrong. This is the ONE film you...

This week we look at the past to get a glimpse towards the future. A B Movie classic that shows us that putting robots in charge is fine. It’s all fine. Nothing to worry about. Chopping Mall is ready to rock your world.

For two guys who do a B Movie podcast, it’s rare to come by a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie we haven’t seen. But leave it to our faithful listeners to find such a movie and a very weird one at that. Just as JCVD started losing some steam with duds like Double Team and Universal Soldier: The Return, he starred in one of his first direct to video features, Inferno (aka Desert Heat). This is not only a...

Little did we know that when we watched Martial Law last week we would be in store for a sequel even more action packed than the first one. If there was ever a movie that was literally a side scrolling beat ’em up video game, then this movie would definitely be it. Do yourself a favor and check out both of these awesome 90’s action flicks if you have Amazon Prime.

If this weeks movie, Martial Law, gave us anything, it was introducing us to 90’s straight to video action babe Cynthia Rothrock. Not only does she steal the show in this film, but she kicks plenty of ass while doing so. Maybe her on screen boyfriend, Sean, could have shined more if he spent more time kicking ass and less time trying to prove how tough he was. Also, David Carradine gives a stellar...

This week on the podcast, Corey digs up a favorite from his youth that he felt was so far forgotten it was worthy of the B Movie label. That forgotten favorite just so happens to be the 1996 Judd Apatow comedy Celtic Pride starring Daniel Stern, Dan Aykroyd and Damon Wayans. What will happen when two obsessed Celtic fans kidnap their opponent’s star player in order to guarantee their team the NBA...

If you know anything about the CIA, you are already more knowledgeable than anyone who made this movie. Imagine playing “guns” or cops & robbers with your friends as a kid. You don’t know the difference between the police, FBI and CIA. Then you sit down in your room later that day and write an idea for a movie in your journal. Later in life you find that old journal and decide to make that movie c...

A movie truly deserving of a cult following that has yet to find one, the Granny satisfies in ways you never thought it could. Excrutiating family drama is turned on its head when when a possessed grandmother comes back from the dead and executes her own breed of excruciating revenge on those who wronged her, and those who helped her! Curses, undead monsters, shotguns and babes, The Granny is a mo...

We were recently reminded of a podcast favorite when director Luca Bercovici contacted us in regards to Episode 18 of the podcast, in which we discussed the 1990 rock romantic comedy Rockula! Being reminded of this wonderful gem reminded us of two things: Nick has never seen this movie and it was recently released on blu-ray courtesy of Scream Factory. With such wonderful weirdness and a plethora...

Tune in this week for one wild ride. Crazy kids. Ambiguous ghosts. Deranged mothers, a fiery car crash and a drunk whose face is ripped clean off. This week’s movie is a listener suggestion, we really DO watch what you suggest. So grab your creepy doll, check yourself in to a nut house and get pumped for Cathy’s Curse.