Awful Neutral

Awful Neutral: A Dungeons and Dragons Debacle

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A cloaked & grizzled figure stares intensely at you. “So it’s adventure you crave?” he asks, half-whispering as if about to reveal to you a secret. “Well you’ve come to the right place!” he exclaims as he leaps to his feet. “Feast your ears on the wonders of the Awful Neutral podcast! There’s fighting cats, sassy punk gnomes, magic, mayhem, and more fun than a vorpal sword can cut through! Give it a listen, there’s a new episode every week!

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Awful Neutral 038- Never Split the Party 24.02.2020 1:00:47

Awful Neutral Chapter 38. Where: Gertrude reveals her full name. Mallison teaches a robot to love. Q'Vahn makes a big decision.

One Awful: Chewing the Cud with Chud 13.02.2020 2:22:53

Did you know that Chud Bingsly used to host a public access talk show back in wizard college? Apparently his recent adventures have inspired him to come out of retirement. Ladies and Gentlemen. Humanoids and fey creatures. It is an honor to present to you, Chud Bingsly's Chewing the Cud w/ Chud...

Awful Neutral 037- Beware of Blue Eyes (The Citadel Saga) 08.02.2020 1:08:29

Awful Neutral Chapter 37. Where: Bertrand gives his speech. Gremyrle Stonebreaker and Lethario's mom return. Gertrude sheds a tear. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- (Royalty free music from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com) -Tabletop Audio:( htt...

The Dirty 20 - Bonus Episode 30.01.2020 48:28

Hello nerds! Welcome to the pilot episode of The Dirty 20, our soon to be launched patreon behoind the scenes content. Thanks for your support, Enjoy!

Kids on Bikes One Awful, ep. 2 25.01.2020 2:01:40

Kids on Bikes, Chapter 2, where; The stranger gets a name Mike gets some Oreo ice cream sandwiches A foreign exchange student arrives in Oboyono

Awful Neutral 36- The Calm Before the Storm (The Citadel Saga) 21.01.2020 1:11:57

Awful Neutral Chapter 36. Where: Gertrude is immune to booze. Tifi falls on his face. Some bonding occurs. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Vengeance’ , ‘Destruc...

Awful Neutral 035- Arriving (The Citadel Saga) 08.01.2020 1:26:24

Awful Neutral Chapter 35. Where: Disguises are given. Gonk is afraid of heights. Talk of war is heard. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Vengeance’ , ‘Destruction...

Kids on Bikes One Awful 25.12.2019 2:09:57

Hey Nerds! We have a special Holiday Treat for you! This week Caleb Cleveland takes on the mantle of GAME MASTER(!!!) as we play use the incredibly fun 'Kids on Bikes' system. Enjoy and thanks for listening! Music by- TeknoAXE: ‘Ascent to the Station’, ‘Hover Board’, ’Invading the 80s’, ‘Synthwave C’, ‘Synthwave D’, ‘Synthwave E’ Botnit: Unleashed Daniel Deluxe: Purification Gabriel Lewis: Cold W...

Awful Neutral 034- Motorcycle Madness (The Citadel Saga) 19.12.2019 1:28:05

Awful Neutral Chapter 34. Where: Gertrude Discovers Jax's secret. Lord Bertrand finds love again. A motorcycle race is had. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Veng...

Awful Neutral 033- The Art of Cutting a Rug (The Citadel Saga) 07.12.2019 1:38:35

Awful Neutral Chapter 33. Where: Bikers save the day. Somebody gets served. The gang cheats like crazy. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Vengeance’ , ‘Destruction’...

Awful Neutral 032- Highway Heist (The Citadel Saga) 27.11.2019 1:15:27

Awful Neutral Chapter 32. Where: Gertrude meets an ex-husband. Q'Vahn presses buttons. Chud uses the sleep spell heroically. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Ven...

Awful Neutral 031- Freddy got Flayed 18.11.2019 1:34:04

Awful Neutral Chapter 31. Where: Gremryle Stonebreaker murders everything. Gonk goes nuts. The dudes get their first mission. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Ve...

Awful Neutral 030- The Halloween Special- Part 2 10.11.2019 2:11:13

The exciting conclusion of our Halloween Special (w/guest Dungeon Master Joe Camacho). Where: Tifi hurts children. Crickets cripple the party. An old friend returns.

Awful Neutral 029- The Halloween Special- Part 1 31.10.2019 2:47:12

A very special Awful Neutral Chapter 29, the first part of the Halloween Special (w/guest Dungeon Master Joe Camacho). Where: The Call of Cathulhu rules are used to kill NPCs and perhaps a party member or two... Gertrude shows how much she loves children. Chud and Gonk risk life and limb.

Awful Neutral 028- Des Moines nightlife 25.10.2019 1:00:53

Awful Neutral Chapter 28. Where: Gertrude takes a fateful call. Chud cuts a rug. Tifi makes an important discovery. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Vengeance’ ,...

Awful Neutral 027- The Return of Gertrude 20.10.2019 1:37:28

Awful Neutral Chapter 27. Where: Gertrude gets rescued. Gonk gets a new book. The gang goes to Des Moines. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Vengeance’ , ‘Destruc...

Awful Neutral 026- Gertrude's Dire Situation 10.10.2019 1:10:26

Awful Neutral Chapter 26. Where: Gonk and Mallison get the 3rd degree. An unfortunate amount of Bhaal Jokes are made. Gertrude is in trouble. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight...

Awful Neutral 025- Needless Sewer Swimming 29.09.2019 1:08:32

Awful Neutral Chapter 25. Where: Gonk gets hung up on. Gertrude remains lost. Warforges are fought. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Vengeance’ , ‘Destruction’,...

Awful Neutral 024- De La Pulga Family Values 18.09.2019 1:23:48

Awful Neutral Chapter 24. Where: Gertrude gets lost. Q'Vahn learns a hard lesson. Chud loses his rocky-talkie. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Vengeance’ , ‘Destr...

Awful Neutral 023- Tifi Gets a Makeover 10.09.2019 1:29:47

Awful Neutral Chapter 23. Where: Tifi learns to love. Q'Vahn gets some axes. Gertrude gets a hat. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Vengeance’ , ‘Destruction’, ‘T...

Awful Neutral 022- Troubling Bhaal Removal 31.08.2019 56:17

Awful Neutral Chapter 22. Where: Gonk looks for tortles. Q'Vahn dominates some drinking games. Gertrude gets a late night call. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘...

Awful Neutral 021- Tifi's Hard Lesson 26.08.2019 1:17:08

Awful Neutral Chapter 21. Where: Goat Demons Die. Tifi mouths off. Gonk makes a major discovery. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Vengeance’ , ‘Destruction’, ‘Ti...

Awful Neutral 020- Suicide Backwards 17.08.2019 1:01:24

Awful Neutral Chapter 20. Where: Lethario gets a job offer. Q'Vahn gets cookies. A chapter house is infested with crickets. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Veng...

Awful Neutral 019- Chud Summons a Nightmare 10.08.2019 1:13:27

Awful Neutral Chapter 19. Where: Gertrude drops her digits. Chud haunts your nightmares. Lethario meets the thieves guild. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Venge...

Awful Neutral 018- Gonk's Fathers Day Present 02.08.2019 1:09:26

Awful Neutral Chapter 18. Where: Gonk makes a threat. Greyson gives gifts. The Gang meets Gallagher. Special thanks to Joe Camacho and Keaton O’Malley. Special thanks to all the incredible artists whose incredible work makes the show;Check out their incredible works! -David Fesliyan- ‘Gym Workout’, ‘Land of Fantasy’, ‘The Final Two’, ‘Dark Hero’, ‘His Fight Is Over’, ‘Vengeance’ , ‘Destruction’,...