Episodes

florida - Ep81 13.01.2026 1:10:22

its late, but its here, dont miss this lore heavy ep filled with landon and tyler saying alot and making amazing insights into our own lives

Adolf Stoltzfus - Ep80 05.01.2026 58:08

this episode is NOT one of our best moments.

womens vollyball and small disappointments - Ep79 29.12.2025 53:08

No filters. No safe takes. No apologies. Episode 79 of the Avocado Toast Podcast kicks the door in with reckless opinions, dark humor, and conversations that probably should’ve stayed off-mic—but didn’t. From hot-button topics to brutally honest stories, this episode lives right on the edge of funny and unhinged. If you’re easily offended, this is your warning. If not, press play and enjoy the cha...

your thinkn of a dadgum mermaid - Ep78 22.12.2025 1:03:28

seventee ate recordings of the great MINDS, dont take for granted wich is granted the ones who have wished

mass weenie stabbing - Ep77 15.12.2025 1:19:40

bahdah bing bahdah boom we are back for another FIE ep

tyler starts smelling his new boss - Ep76 08.12.2025 1:26:37

we have blundered and stumblured but atleast we have you guys to tell it all to, peace and love

Dear Diary- Ep75 01.12.2025 1:29:05

75, 75, oh how long this podcast has survived

tylers blind date and black friends - Ep74 24.11.2025 1:11:50

idk why we thought this was episode 75 but that just goes to show how EXCITED we are to KEEP CHOPPING WOOD AND DROPPING HEAT!

the bucket and heavy sucide watch - Ep73 17.11.2025 1:11:08

this episode is not one of our bests sadly, we aim for a more clean and less sugestive morning show. . . pls grab your grains of salt and get to lickn

God’s street is not racism street - Ep72 10.11.2025 1:30:32

Please enjoy our youthful vigor.

angry driver and girlfriend roleplay – Ep71 03.11.2025 1:06:55

a little riskay episode so mabye get your parents to listen with you, jklol, they will make you stop listening, dont tell them crap

hitting on men and pickup basketball - Ep69 20.10.2025 48:54

like and suibscribe

we're back in town. . . 13.10.2025 50:00

the summer was a little dry for the podcast but we hope to be back to our everyother week uploads!

freestyling for people on craigslist - Ep67 20.05.2025 1:42:57

oh baby oh baby we are back, this one covers a lot SO LISTEN CLOSE DADGUMIT

trying to find out chiggers agenda - Ep66 30.04.2025 1:41:18

a lot of questions to get answers! and who better to do it? Spoiler alert, its us!

a rousing episode 65 08.04.2025 1:59:18

getting DEEP into the minds of women and wetting our wicks

rape whistles and bible collage - Ep64 05.02.2025 1:10:11

tylers at bible collage but that WONT STOP US!! It did stop us kinda but shhhhhh

happy holidays - Ep63 24.12.2024 48:34

There's nothing like a little holiday cheer for the whole family to enjoy—or almost all the family, depending on their size. . . ANWAY we hope you enjoy and have a Merry Christmas!

worst ways to get a girls number - Ep62 17.12.2024 1:38:03

BAM BOOM BOP we are on a roll chat

devious december is upon us - Ep61 10.12.2024 1:18:29

what a chaotic episode! take everything with a grain of sand and an hourglass!!

arson and hot stuff - Ep60 03.12.2024 1:18:53

WE ARE BACK BABY!!! with a special guest!!

that might have been a hit - Ep59 15.10.2024 1:07:17

this may have been a bad idea - Ep58 26.08.2024 2:07:01

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DONT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE 23.07.2024 1:15:12

just listen to the title and save yourself

cocaine and pur geanus - Ep56 09.07.2024 1:04:40

i mean, what more needs to be said?