Autopod Decepticast: A bi-weekly retrospective of the G1 Transformers animated movie and cartoon.

Rama-lama-ding-dong!!! Wolf Cat Man!!! Tryin’ to fix my algorithm!! Shout-Outs! Bop-shu-bop-shu-bop!!! Military grade!!! So much for your security, Prowl!! Mussolini: the Keystone Kops of Fascism!! Space Bridge: open for business! Hooah, we walked toe-first into the zing zone!!! Vector Sigma: old as shit…sucks!!! Disney lemmings on a turntable!!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Mary Poppins, wit...

Not bad-good…just bad-BAD!!! Hollywood stories!! On my god, so much wrapping paper!!! Hoop deVilles!! Ryan Jett: Master of Finance!! You’re not a vehicle-robot!! Why is there a sky, outside?!? Let’s build a bridge over Dirge!! Megatron has lost his goddamn mind!!! Get those negatives, NOW!!! Script Deviations? Iconic Moments!! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!!! Good job, Moist!!

Greig Tansley returns!! Asshole Aussie shit bird trivia!! Astoria: It’s her party and she’ll cry if she wants to!! The Coneheads hate these gazebos!! If a little homunculus punches my colon, I’d probably shit myself!!! Who, whom, him, her?!? Spike is SO THIRSTY!!! Don’t you EVER touch my necklace!! You got city-hands, Mr. Hooper!!! Do the Neutron Dance!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Rate th...

A pop in the dingus!! A new Shout-Out!!! Muff-bang!!! Magic is science we just don’t understand!! Maybe you’re a non-pervert!! Ryan’s van: “Mold Grower” We’re still going to Baltimore, right?! Return to work?!? Hot Spot USA!!! Elita and the Female Autobots!! Alpha Trion’s human nose!! You have two Earth hours!!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! You shut your s...

You Should Be Dancing!! Greig from UNT and Mike from MSRP!!! I’ll fight you over pumpkin spice!!! Aut0 Bop!! Dancitron!!! Punk Centurions and Double Dragon guys!! Relax!!! Is there a plot?! Blaster vs Soundwave: All Talk, No Shock!!! Spoiler: There is no plot! Suck My Deck!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!

That’s not quite cricket!!! Snagged like a Javanese tiger!! Michael Trimblett: Cyber Informer!! Change your passwords!! Remember the Boar War?! Dinsmore clone theories! As the Kitchen Sinks!! Buzz Dixon boot-licking!! Hand Lotion Creamy-Cream!!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Just like the Humane Society!!!

SPACE TRAIN CHUGGER!!! Aaron used to be a gentleman!! Ryan used to enjoy a lot of things!! Caleb!!! BOOM off the jump it’s crazy!! Shut the fuck up and get a lawyer!! Triple changer quadruple cross??! Plasma Heads!! Look what that pipe has done!! I’m stupid I’m stupid!! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! I’m not Rappaport!! No more thinking... just watching!!!

HOT BOT SUMMER!!! Feeling good...feeling great...how are YOU?? Jeff Bezos of the Sea!! A whole new world!!! Deceptitran: Cowardly, hysterical!! Serious rebellion shit!! Sea Spray and Alana XOXOXO!! Hey you astro-turkeys!! White Rabbit ’85!! That’s the Real World…SUCK IT!! Iconic Moment!! Voice Actors! Script Deviations!! All Hail the Philippines!!!!

Man Made Monster!!! Mixed up condiments!! Baltimore: Down with It!! Reddy Kilowatt: Plug in, I’m ready!! Kremzeek!! Choco rations down two points!! David Wise!! Japan!! APDCDICK!! Script Deviations!! Say You, Say Me!!! Rocky IV!! Rate the Scheme! Iconic Moments!! Runaway Train…CHOO CHOO!!!

Full-Tilt Behavior!! Planetary Cocktails!!! Garfiel—er—Hershel Calendars!!! Shout Outs! COVID cults!! Lord Guy-Cunny! Energon chips – fuel? Money? Yes! Blurr + Alpha Trion = Devcon!! Sleezardo!!! Don’t be a Roman emperor!!! Sloppy buttholes!! Interstellar predatory lending!! Fly the Scoop!!! Caleb does the summaries?! “19!!” Life Force!!! Teddy K!!!

Betrayals!! Who stole my YoCrunch??! Garnished wages! Clogged pipes!! Buttered Sofas!!! Shout-Outs! Gravity News!! Titty City!! Dyson Sphere’s and Vacuums!! Robo-Smashers!!! Megatron’s gigantic binoculars!! Mark Twain!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments! Script Deviations!! Sounds like a barrel of laughs!!!

Feed me!!! Rum and a Ramble!! Caleb gifts!!! Shout Out to Nick!! Let’s Get OUTTA Here!!! Spike skips school! Morphobots!!! Convoluted Energon Schemes!!! Disgusting Finger Holes! Cold Slither!!! Pointless Insecticide!! Voice actor! Real World Cetacean News!! Caleb ALWAYS shows up!!! Sorry, Mark!!

Play Ball!! Camping! Floating!! The Mayor of Titty City!!! Tootskies??!! Shout Out: The 11-month binge!! Color errors! Zip Zap the kid!! Defund the Authorities!!! Voice Actors!! In the REAL Real World: Ryan’s unhealthy weight loss!! Rate the Scheme??! Iconic Moment!?? Three strikes and you’re out!!

Ringa-Ding-Dang-DONG!!! How’s the weather?! Punk Rock Name Generator!! The Life Life building!! The Flesh Police!!! Sparky’s Garage! New York City: Everyone’s a Car Thief!! Beefsteak!!! If brains were gunpowder…! Raoul!! Stroke Weight!! Voice Actors! In the Real World!! Rate the Scheme!! Script Deviations!! Tracks: Pipe down and hand me that socket wrench!!!

Here’s the Church!! Here’s the Steeple!!! The God’s Must Be Crazy!!! Nothing Beats Wilkins Coffee!! Famous Movie Devils!! Hung Solo Rap-It-Hole!! Teen Wolf Penis!!! B-B-B-Buzz Dixon!!! The Sky God: A Giant Grift!! Astrotrain: Off the Rails!!! Omega Supreme: Robert Palmer?! One Star Review from Trax!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! Some Learn, Some Don’t!!!

Queens of Cosplay continues!! Double fisting!!! Sea Spray and Perceptor: A Fight to the Finish!! Golden Godhood!! Beachcomber drops the ball!!! The big boys take a dip!! In the Real World, Cartoon Crushes!!! Iconic Moments! Rate the Scheme!! SEW SUE ME!!!

From Gym Buddies to Queens of Cosplay: Hayley and Bono, Part 1!!! Favorite nerd properties! Anime lessons from young Millennials!! Trivia! Drinks!! Cats!!! Polyphagia!!! Autobots: Here comes the C-Squad!! Beachcomber is a Disney Princess!! Autobots make good prisoners!! Decepticon shooting spree!! Bad physics!! Respect my idea!! I wish Mirage was here!!!

We can’t read all this shit!! Garbage Pail Kids!! Ryan: Normal Sized Man!!! Blaster and Shockwave: Bookends!! Auto-bootlegging!! Voltronic Galaxer!! Decepticons: On the Moon!!! Megatron: Bitch-slaps Blaster!! Optimus Prime: Air-Traffic Controller!!! Who do you think you are…Marconi?!? Bizarro: I love you!!! Iconic Moment! Script Deviations!! Rate the Scheme!! Where did Caleb go!?! One two three, b...

Alpha Magnus!! Mr. Jingeling!! Let’s drink some smarf!!! Who builds a henge anyway?! Greedy for a fuel-up!! Medieval Times-travel trope!!! Masters of the Gridiron!! Spike: keeping it casual!! Aaron: notorious poon-hound!!! Hostage cows!!! Citrus Bitches!!! Wizards!! Dragons!! Moonshining cousins with a racist car!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Rate the Scheme!! Script Deviations!! Gotcha!!...

We’re livin’ in the past!!! Distracted by scotch!! Cocktail bombs!!! Shout-Out!! Be like Brian!! Hoppin’ the train to Cybertron! Buy Ryan’s van!!! Shockwave hide and seek!! Hold the door, Spike!! Finally...the Dinobots! Carly’s car! Carly’s ankle!! Me Swoop can transform! Ancient Cybertron!! Herner Werzog...? In the Real World! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! I take the potato from you!!!

For those of you who have listened to our Holiday Special Ep#143, you know we were visited by 7 of the Icelandic Yule Lads over Christmas. We have cut all those segments together and offer it up here, pasted together. If you haven’t heard #143 yet, check there first to avoid spoilers! Happy upcoming end of this awful year.

Home Alone…again!! Ryan’s orphan dreams! Clark Griswold's Egg Nog!! Icelandic Yule Lads!!! Feline Fashion Police!! Nothing is doing anything!!! ICELANDIC Yule Lads!! FUN-A-RAMA! Sparkplug attends WRENCH-CON!!! Me, Slag, no like anything! Top That!! Powerglide gets aHEAD!! Shockwave holds himself!! I Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore!!! Santa Claus: The Movie!! If there’s hair, there’s crabs up ther...

Hot Buttered Justice!!! Is this beer?!? 70s-hot Sally Field!!! Shout Outs!! Decepticon Day Parades!! Laserbeak want a cracker!?!? People of Earth, this is Megatron…ANY QUESTIONS!?!?! Shawn Berger: Dog Lunch!!! Voice actors!! Script Deviations!!! Better Off Dead!!! Rate the Scheme!! Iconic Moment!! ITRW!!! SLAVES!!!!!!

The Drunken Botanist!! This episode was upsetting!!! Megatron cradles Berger in his hands!!! Autobots, GO HOME!! Tomatoes! Tanks for the memories!!! Alex Jones doesn’t remember his kids!! Serial Killer News: Robert Pickton!!! A football stadium kangaroo court!! Starscream is everywhere!!! Megatron-brand Fusion Canon Computer Cursor!! Whispers are careless!! Edges of razors!!

Back in the Ark!! Happy Birthday, Ryan!!! Monkey Scrotums!! 1 star reviews. Starscream gives the suk-suk!! But the Mayans!!! Let’s drive to South America!! The Deception Plan: Let’s get drunk!! The Autobot Plan: Let’s get small!! Optimus’s Plan: Let’s build a useless tiny force field!!! Tell that to Sully Sullenberger!! Ride the evil impulses!! Script Deviations!! In the Real World!! We ain’t Good...