Autopod Decepticast: A bi-weekly retrospective of the G1 Transformers animated movie and cartoon.

Join your probe pod pals of the APDC plus special guest hater Chest Rockwell as they cover S1 Ep10 “The Probe,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Hawk tuah!!! Pot smokin’, skateboardin’ aliens!! Chest Rockwell visits!! Space quiz!!! Deviant dolphin work!!! Deprivation tanks!! LSD! Technotronic landscapes!! Temporal probes!! Groucho Marx deepfakes!!! I ain’t starin’ a...

Join your Sentinel security victims of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep9, “A Better Mousetrap,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Euthanasia coaster!!! Caleb doesn’t care about the show...Aaron doesn’t care about your life!!! Tumbler kids!! Dick Van Dyke...relevant!! F$ck you yankee blue jeans!!! Sonic emitter!!! The spider can dig her own holes!! Tigertron...chunky...

Join your APDC Snow Bunnies as they review “Power Surge,” the S1 E8 of the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Happy Father’s Day!!! Freebase facts!!! Trivia!! New Patron Bruticus87!!! The eruption of Mount St Springfield!!! Craveable!!! Bring your own kayak!!! Frostbite Fizz!!! Terrorsaur killed that bird!!! Sky Island!!! Megatron gets destroyed!!! Status lock is imminent!!! R...

Join your Dough for Joe gents of the APDC as they review S1 Ep37, “Worlds Without End part 2,” of the classic 1985 animated series, G.I. Joe!  Who did it first, TF or Joe?! Steam room peepshow!!! Transmuter? Could’a KILLED her!! Dreadcops! McDestro’s!!! Washington BBC! The style of Mussolini & the competence of Hitler!!! My boy Airtight! Steeler’s Crazy Wheel!!! Baroness’s Master Plan!! G...

Bones for Dough!! Old News by Now! Succulent Chinese Meal of Infotainment!!! Want some lemongrass?! Evicting the Keebler Elves!!! Transmuter? I just met her!! Throwing drama from the train! Entomological adventures!!! Steeler’s crazy wheel!!! IReal World! Script Deviations! Iconic Joement!  ONLY ACCEPT COBRA CASH!!! OLD NEWS BY NOW - 9:10 SHOUT OUTS - 15:12 COCKTAIL - 20:10 REVIEW - 30:50 REA...

A juvenile state!!! Discount Freight & Grocery!!! Trinidad Sour!! A real stasis pod!! Rattrap...the Traitor?! Blackarachnia's shitty intro!!! 8-D chess!! Servo-circuit destabilizer!!! Voice actors! Iconic moments!! In the Real World!!! Script Deviations!! Adrenochrome!! SHOUT OUTS - 7:00 COCKTAIL - 8:00 REVIEW - 18:10 REAL WORLD - 1:08:30 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:29:15 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:33...

Join your rock-itecture trio of the APDC plus special guest host Alphamagnus as they review the season one episode, “Chain of Command,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!  Make the Federation Great Again!!! You had me at Hulk Hogan sex tape!! An Amos to your Andy!! Precious Moments!! Alpha Magnus Returns!! TFCon LA Recap!! Toastaligus!!! Stonehenge facts!!! Space...

We had a scheduling snafoo, so we're releasing a former Patreon-exclusive Minisode from the vault! We say "minisode," but it clocks in at over 45 minutes, and we hope you enjoy it. We return with our regularly scheduled programming on April 21st! That's right, friends and neighbors, it's the Minisode from our 2023 Holiday Spectacular! Join the boys, Mike Seibert, Mikel Andrews, and Alphamagnus as...

Rave to the Protoform!!! Everyman and the Dirty Old Man!! The Wu-Tang Review!!! Thanks, Cuba!!! More railroad stories!! Hallucinations are real!! Ice bridge!! Bloppity-clicks and mega-floors!!! Rattrap’s not a buffoon!!!  Rhinox chain-gun!!! Primal’s floating monkey head!!! Tigatron, maximize right meow!!! In the real world!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! This episode is purrrfect!!! Th...

You can’t kill me, I’m Beezlebob!!! Food Beast!! Quick-ass quizzes!! This is a weird world!! Do you love storms?! Chester Cheetor!! Terrorsaur teleports!! Dinobot breaks his alliance!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Frown Town, you lamers!!! SHOUT OUTS - 12:54 COCKTAIL - 14:30 ELECTRICITY QUIZ - 19:20 REVIEW - 30:15 IN THE REAL WORLD - 59:00 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:09:26 RATE...

Join your cocaine cowboys of the APDC as they review the season one episode “The Web” from the classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! A folksy good time!! Non-action is action!!! Zingers and zappers!! Prototype?! Cheetor…annoying?! Intestines gun!!! The animators are having a laugh!! There are…nine…eyes!!! Just two bears.. mauling each other…! Tarantulus is a psychopath!! In the Real Wo...

Join your APDC Committee on Basic Reduction of Armies recruits as we review the episode “Twenty Questions” from the 1985 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Happy Super Bowl LVIII to those who celebrate! Doin’ a Joe!!! Football sports!! Booze Dixon!! That a-hole, Hector Ramirez!!! Shipwreck: Party-boy!!! Flint backed the wrong pony!! Falcon hand-play! Arnold’s briefcase…! Cobra Alert!!! We can’t le...

Flying flippies!!! Smart phones? Dumb phones!!! Bundaberg!!! TFCon LA is booked!!! Brass Monkey? Brass Rhino!!! Bing bang boom!!! Optimus and Dinobot face off on the bridge!!! An optimal solution!! Megatron: horny for energon!!! Rattrap: bootin’ up cold!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Delicious toes in my mouth!!! SHOUT-OUTS: 2:00 - TFCON TALK: 5:30 - COCKTAIL: 13:45 - REVI...

It’s an all new era, friends! Join your APDC animals as they review the PREMIER episode “Beast Wars Part 1” of the 1996 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars! That’s just Prime!!! Welcome to the 90’s!!! A journey of discovery!! Soupy Sales!! Macarena! Johnny Car-Ride!! Lightning Lanes!! Fats is back!!! Crushing it Canadian-style!!! Predacons, Terrorize!! Maximals, Maximize!! Cheetah fa...

Join your holiday ho-ho-hoes of the APDC as they review the classic Japanese animated Transformers series Victory and Zone! Plus more from Lonely Shockwave and a cameo by Alphamagnus! Victory!!! Jack Shack!!! There’s a lot going on here!? A lack of research and experience!! Zone!! So many capes!!! Tinker toy Predaking! Human heart power source!!! Sassy-ass rabbits!! Exquisite corpse!!! Anime music...

Join your yacking yule yokels of the APDC plus special guests Mike Seibert and Mikel Andrews of “2 Mikes 2 Furious” as they review the 1980s classic Japanese Transformers series Headmasters and Super-God Masterforce!   We’re back! Lonely Shockwave VHS archives!! Snowball me!!! Merry Optmas! Shock-Mommy!!! Omni Dub step! Cassette-men Soundblaster and Twincast!!! Billy!! Six Shot: Ninja Consult...

Happy Holidays! We’re on break right now but we’re releasing a Patreon Exclusive Minisode from our Ep#192! Please enjoy; we will be back with ALL NEW content on 12/17. Be there and be square! Powerless in a Cleveland storage unit!! Pop Music Hall of Fame!!! Runaway! Never Too Young to Die! If Looks Could Kill! 80s movie boobs!!! Master Sword!! Guest host for the worst episodes!!!

It’s a very special Autopod Decepticast AFTER DARK minisode for your Thanksgiving entertainment. Join your favorite unknown, sexy-voiced radio DJ while you baste that turkey.

This was a Patreon-exclusive minisode of material from our TFNation 2-parter with Mike Seibert and Alexis Taylor. There’s a lot of ancillary TFNation convention talk, toy talk, general Transformers talk, and just the five of us being awesome and hilarious. ·        Van Talk ·        UK Reporter in the Field ·   &n...

Join your answer crew of the APDC as they field questions from YOU, the LISTENER, in celebration of finishing the American G1 run of the 1980s classic animated series, The Transformers! Hang sesh!!! Questions?! Answers!!!! Don’t unbuckle!!! High-class bitches!! Farming in Beast Wars?! Shaka, when the walls fell!! His arms wide!!! Verbal LSD!! Piano psychoanalysis!!! Woodchucks!!! Favorite episodes...

Join your heady jefe heroes of the APDC as they cover the FINALE of the US G1 series episode, “The Rebirth pt. 3” from the 1987 classic animated series The Transformers!   Hide and freak!! Scorponok!! YouTube separation anxiety videos for dogs!!! Don’t do necromancy!! Bot or Not?!  Galvatron: bot-supremacist!! Monzo, start with the boy!!! Sparkplug turned MAGA?!? Headmaster Russian dolls...

More head!!! A fresh flock of Formers!!! It’s a Small World!!! Lost my wallet at Space Mountain!! Rich Little over here!!! Part 1 walks so part 2 can run!! D is for Disabled!! Ryan’s no Greedy Gus!! A multi-generational Cronenberg situation!!! Apple-bottom jeans!! Ancient Chicago!! Lithonians workin’ for the Hive!? In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Prepare to feel the sting!!!...

Heads will roll!!! Mikel Andrews returns!!! Gluten free funnel cakes!!! Optimus’ mental anguish!! So many new characters!! So many bleeps on the screen!!! Are you a cobbler?! Throttle bots!! Weird wolves!!! Mechanical bullshit machines!!! Slug slingers!! Galvatron get that dang dob diddle key back!!! Nebulons!! Danger catches up to Daniel!! Death to The Hive!! Stop hitting yourself!! The zing zone...

Join your somnambulant sandmen staff of the APDC as they cover the season 2 episode “Nightmare Assault,” from the 1986 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Joepisode continues!! What are we going to do about all these damn nightmares?!  Big in Albania!! Serpentor’s eyeliner is on point!!! Interesting to no one! So many Joes!!! Elephant edibles!!!The base goes boom!! It’s General Hawk’s fault!!...

Join your patriotic pals of the APDC as they review the season 1, episode 30, “Spell of the Siren,” from the 1985 classic animated series, “G.I. Joe!” It’s a shell game!!! Dough 4 Joe! The Unknown Patron!!! Sleepwalking stories! The Washed-Up Legend!! Conch shell Caleb!! Gongs and songs!! Try harder, ChatGPT!!! This is where the criminals live!! Nobody trusts Cobra Commander!! Baroness: Thirst Tra...