Autopod Decepticast: A bi-weekly retrospective of the G1 Transformers animated movie and cartoon.

Why are the Dinobots so goddamn goofy?! Devastator is a moron! It's Prime Time!! A brief history of THE TOUCH!!!! Voice Actors: Ken Sansom is Hound! Script deviations! Megatron must be stopped ... no matter the cost!!! All this, plus the return of our great friend, the ghost of Casey Kasem in this historic EPISODE 20 of the Autopod Decepticast.

Autobot City is jacked! Megatron: Their defenses are broken! Let the slaughter begin!! Devastator: Not a scratch?! Throws a wall!! Daniel: Killed in the face?! Ryan: Not everything works and you'll probably just fail! Incendiary rounds! Voice actors: Gregg Berger as Grimlock! Peter Renaday ... doesn't speak?! Optimus Prime and the Dinobots arrive just in time!!! All this, plus the team compares Sc...

Arcee and Hotrod: Will they?! Won't they?! Aaron's jokes have long tails! Ryan ... still a pervert! Caleb can't wait for the credits! Kup peeks outside! Devastaor devastates!! Daniel ... danger!! Voice actors: Arthur Burkhardt stands up for what he believes in!! Springer's got better things to do tonight than die!! All this, plus actor John Witherspoon from Eddie Murphy's 1992 masterpiece, BOOMERA...

The Boys are Back!! Aaron has mush-mouth! Tapes attack Perceptor! Eject fights Frenzy! Ravage fights Rewind! Ramhorn fights Ratbat! Perceptor scratches his head! Autobots shoot the big gun! Blur gets shot at because he’s . . . annoying? Arcee drags dead Autobodies!! RIP Windcharger and Wheeljack!! The “gang” comes together to push! Floro Dery, why have designed this monstrosity?! No voice actors!?...

Ryan: "I write better than Ron Friedman!" Frenzy is RED, Rumble is BLUE, sometimes they're BOTH!?! Decepticasettes jam the transmission! Rat Bat doesn't do ANYTHING! Voice actor: Townsend Coleman! Blaster releases his own tapes! It's a micro-cassette cage match!! Plus a special new segment, "Transformers: After Dark" as the APDC team discusses minute 16 of the 1986 animated Movie!

Kickback and Shrapnel: They're in our way? NO, they're our way in! Autobot City has a back up door! Script deviations: Release the Anibots! Voice actors: Clive Revill! Buster Jones! Blaster transmits some funky beats! Look out and shout!! Let's drop some slugs on those scrap-metal bugs!!!

Cogs & gears!! Autobot City is transforming ... OSHA would not approve! Starscream and The Millenium Falcolm ... thrust sounds! Starscream: super powerful, completely incompetent! Autobot City: so many guns! Chris Lotta is Starscream, Cobra Commander, and a whole lotta more! Scramble City: pissing contest, perpetual recap! Robotic shoehorn! Why? Because movie!!!

In this inaugural Bonus Episode, the APDC team thanks recent supporters of the show. Only not-so-recent, because the support happened weeks ago and the team has been extremely neglectful in issuing gratitude!

Perceptor: Microscope or telescope? Starscream is everywhere! Introducing: Arcee, Springer and Blur! Autobot City . . . also Metroplex? Relationship dynamics and gender roles . . . how do you feel? … What do you think?! Voice actor role call! Paul Eiding! Neil Ross! Susan Blu!! Script deviations! Grab your partner by the wrist and let’s go!!!

Blitzwing and Shrapnel get their butts kicked by Kup ... Hot Rod doesn't appreciate! Diaclones have no personality! Kup is to Hot Rod as Mick is to Rocky. Ed Gilbert and Hal Rail ... these guys pay the bills! KFC Blitzwing is garbage, but their chicken is delicious!

Light up a cygar and join the APDC crew as we discuss the analyze minute 8 of Transformers: The Movie. Hot Rod busts up Kup's lousy stupid roadblock ... Turbo revvin' young punk! Speaking of young--do Transformers age? Voice actor John Stevenson ... it's a living! Lookout Mountain ... it's a dick! Stan Bush: Dare to believe... Or, fight to survive? Kumite!!

Double-digits... we made it! Hot Rod reels in a whopper! Daniel's arthritic hands! Hot Rod: Fishing--Rad, Landing ships--Lame! Hoverboards: Transformers did it first! Daniel needs a helmet! All this as we head out to see EVERYTHING from Lookout Mountain in your episode 10 of the APDC!

Starscream, you idiot! Megatron's big plan… a "Trojan Horse" situation! A massacre followed by… fishing?! Zero fish… 3 fish… 1 fish!! David Mendenhall… Lotsa work in the 80s! The Autobot ship is arriving… Let’s go!

It’s an Autobot snuff film! Decepticons fly, Autobots cannot! N.R.G rocks, while Autobots die! Starscream pulls Megatron’s trigger! Ratchet’s death face makes us sick! Ron Friedman; Google Alert! Lets END this episode!! All this, plus the return of Casey Kasem's ghost as the APDC team covers minute 8 of Transformers: The Movie.

A hopeful liftoff! Autobot shuttle; funeral barge! Nelson Shin; so smooth! All blue Optimus! Starscream; immediately insulted! More Frank Welker! Lazerbeak; great coverage, bad tracking! Megatron; smirks! Lots of luck!!

Generic funky music! Autobot bureaucracy vs Decepticon autocracy! Ironhide is whiny! Scatman Crothers is Jazz, shine on! Minivans in space! Adult Spike! Casey Kasem is Lebanese, NOT Libyan!! Join the APDC team in discussion of these topics, and more, as they deliver analysis on minute 6 of Transformers: The Movie.

Join the A-Pod D-Cast team as they discuss minute 5 of the animated classic! Autobots' not-so-secret staging ground! Cybertron = Detroit? Victor Caroli: Horrifying, yet calming. Lazerbeak: not compatible with our system! Ironhide wants some action! Shockwave: all by himself! Frank Welker as Megatron: Lost in a cave! Optimus Prime: Germaphobe? Ron Friedman: Please come on our show!

In minute four of the Transformers, Lion rocks the credit sequence! Eric Idle flys on the Concorde! Robert Stack is nervous! Judd Nelson; hot star, impressive nostrils! Leonard Nimoy; consummate professional! Orson Welles; his last week on earth! John Mochita has a very specific skill! Shockwave; lonely? Frank Welker; broke-dick Mel Blanc? Lionel Stander; Blue Moon Detective Agency? Listen up, Bis...

Unicron eats Lithone. Kranix escapes, Arblus doesn't. Tangents! Ron Friedman seems like a charming man! Prowl and Bumblebee's hidden relationship! Lion rocks!

Arbulus look, it's Unicron! Potions! Space wizards! Potions!! Get to the ship, it's our only chance! Potions!!! Join the APDC team as we review the second minute of the 1986 Classic, Transformers: The Movie. [Click here to see Floro Dery's gorgeous line drawings for "The Entity."][1]! [1]: http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/a/a1/FloroDeryUnicronNotes.jpg The Autopod Decepticast is a minute-by-min...

Join us as we discuss (1) our utter lack of Marvel Productions knowledge, (2) Vince DiCola and Rocky IV, (3) the size of Unicron, (4) lithonian shopping malls, (5) unfortunate cultural insensitivity, and (6) the attractiveness of robotic females.

Join the APDC team as they fumble through introductions, struggle to explain the show's core concept, and accidentally insult their core audience (Transformers fans are not mean!). This introduction to the podcast is but a tender morsel of the robotic revelry to come!