Autopod Decepticast: A bi-weekly retrospective of the G1 Transformers animated movie and cartoon.

BALLS OUT!!!! Unicron transformation sequence analysis!! Galvatron shits his pants!! Cybertron attacked . . . HAND SLAM!!! Script Deviations: Shockwave gets squished! Release me noble Ingestor!!

Rocky Rundown II!! Blast off to Cybertron!! Galvatron: “I’m in charge!!” Unicron: “No you’re not.” Behold, the Unicronian Transformation Sequence!!!! Script Deviations: Listen to me or suffer the consequences, bloated gluttonous planet master!!! Plus, the Ghost of the Iconic Moment’s 4th of July Party!!!

A “Challenging” intro!! Ultra Magnus: “You’re still alive!” But his Matrix-hole is empty!! Where is Galvatron . . . WHERE IS HE!?! Wreck-Gar: “Kill the Grand Poobah!” Script Deviations: Carbon-wolves and the Crystal Castles of Zumba!!! Caleb sings the Junkeon Minnow song!!! Eliminates the toughest stains!!!

Rocky Rundown!!! Hot Rod and Wreck-Gar hand in hand... swing your partner!! Wheelie Breakdancing! Grimlock gets a kiss!! Breep drip au roodie... this is fucking nonsense!! Have a nice day! You talk some TV?! Minced oaths and robo-lotion!! Murder pamphlets!! Script Deviations!! Happy motoring!!! Cock-a-doodle-doo!!!

Autobot Reunion!! Ryan: “Bogus Journey - It’s enjoyable but I don’t think it’s good.” The homosexual overtones of "Top Gun!!” And EVERY other movie!! The return of the Universal Greeting!! Dance Party 2015!! Script Deviations: Space cruisers, Crocadillos of Strontero, shoal!!! Here’s mud in your eye!!!

Trash People!! Roach Motels!! Wreck-Gar and Springer clash! “D” is for “Dent"...in Wreck-Gar’s head!!! Here comes the Quintesson shit...the Boys are Back!!! Script Deviations: Ping-pong ball eyes!!! Snipping tools with blow-torch heads!! Good or Bad...it’s all us!!!

Dare to Be Stupid!!! Aaron needs more talking practice!! Here come the Motorcycle Maniacs! Geronimo!!! Wreck-Gar returns with his gun-nipples!! Nazi Gynoids!! Phil Spector!! Run, Perceptor, Run!! It’s a Road Warrior race on Junkeon!! Weird Al and solidarity with Coolio!! Script Deviations: Gibbering Junk-Rock War-Cry!! Ultra Magnus... he loved existence!!!

Mama Mia Let Me Go!!!! The Fifth Face..."Execute Them!!" Sharkticons in Bot-Mode...your chubby buddies!! Grimlock say execute them!! Wheelie..."you get ship if I get trip!" Meanwhile on Junkeon...Ultra Magnus' severed hand!! Ew...gross!! Script Deviations: Bantam Rooster Bots! Fly sky!? SKY FLY!?! I think I'm gonna regret it!!!

Anybody want a peanut?! Princess Bride… 97% fresh!! The Sharkticon fight continues!! The Dinobots knock the door down… excuse me!!! Technical tentacles and shaken sharkies!!! Script Deviations: war whoops and glass warriors!! Me no Bozo… Me King!!!

UP UP DOWN DOWN! Saturday morning cartoons! LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT!! Video games!! B A!!! The demolition derby continues!!! Kup and Hot Rod bowl with the Sharkies!!! Script Deviations: Hot Rod is open to "ANYTHING!!" SELECT… START!!!!

Kick Axe! We see what we want! We’re gonna take it!! Hot Rod... nothing but contempt!! Back to Quintessa and the Plank of Judgement!! Body shaming the Sharkticons!! Script Deviations: Double-jointed Kup and twirling stun-sticks!! Let’s hold a demolition derby!!!

Interview with special guest host Mike Seibert!!! The man, the myth, the legend!! Showdown on Junkeon!! Open... Dammit OPEN!!! Galvatron gymnastics in stirrup pants! Ultra Magnus: Death Deviations!!! Die... DIE!! NOT our darkest hour?!?

Ryan...the John Larroquette doppelganger! Caleb...the white Arsenio Hall! International Shout Outs! Autobots...run away!! Daniel: D is for Deserted! D is for DIY!! D is for drive!!! Perceptor...a human riding a dog! Voice actors: Don Messick as Scavenger! Script Deviations: Perceptor gets a kill! Springer..."Scatter, and follow me!" WAY TO GOOOOO!!!

Where did you go?! Ryan fights a Bostonian! Shoutouts to Don Cameron and Mike Seibert!! Galvatron: “Why did you torture me?” Unicron: “Because you failed!!” Whole 30 Unicron!!! Finger welding! Daniel...actually helping!!! Junkeons: “Go for the gusto!!!”

Color Us Badd!! The Dinobots meet Wheelie! Friend find, look behind!! You go wrong way, you fool I say!! Why boy hit my nose!?! Script Deviations: Wolf Boy of Quintessa! What Sensitive Mean!? Tee Hee! Tee Hee HEE!! APOD Say, Listen Today!!!

Kranix gets dunked by the Quintessons! Beryllium bologna?! . . . caesium salami!?!? . . . The Dinobots are IDIOTS!!! Sharkticons don’t look like sharks!!! Script Deviations: sword trees, stun sticks . . . and THE FIFTH FACE!!!! SPARE ME THIS MOCKERY OF JUSTICE!!!!

Kup & Hot Rod: cell-mates with Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam!! . . . kinda. The return of Kranix, the galaxy’s Deep Throat!! TF on vinyl! Script Deviations: Granix!! Yacht Rock! Has the Imperial Magistrate reached a verdict!? We can’t go for that!!!

Was Saint Patrick French?! Kup out of energon, Allicons swarm and Wheelie say “I drive away!” Quintesson court... Sharkticon pool... what’s going on in here?! Voice actors: Roger C. Carmel, Regis Cordic and the pale stout with the foam at the bottom!! Script Deviations: NO judgement murder scene! We’ve got to find a new travel agent!!!

Are we on X yet… we live on X!!! Toy talk! Hot Rod transformation sequence recap! Meet the Allicons! Meet Kup’s crotch pocket!?! Ryan’s Garfield rip-off!! Voice Actor: Aron Kincade and the Ghost of the Invisible Bikini!!! Script Deviations: much chugging, oil spewing and eating out of my face!!! “Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!!!”

Popping out from the garbage... the Junkeons!! No welcome wagon!! DaBearsRule, come back to us!!! Good coffee flavor for you!! Operators are standing by!!! Hot Rod reassembles Kup!! Voice Actors: Eric Idle and Tony Pope! Junkeon phrase origins!! Script Deviations: Like a man being fitted for a suit he is going to hate!! Or your money back!!!

Join the lazy bastards of the Autopod Decepticast as they take the proverbial week off and bring you this completely dispensable compendium of their "greatest" moments while covering the first 49 minutes of the show.

Melody: Buzzed on "This is Us"... and wine!! Shout Outs! Arcee is maternal! Daniel wants to help, but it’s rough out there... break out the exo-suit!! What is that thing called again?! Ryan is fun-sized!! Script Deviations: grid-like suits, “thinking,” and tap-dancing!! “It’s kinda tricky!!!”

Happy Valentine's Day!! Is Junkion a planet?!! Brace for impact!! The Autopilot deserves a raise...and more!! Damnit, Daniel survived!! Just play with your iPad or some Crayons, Indigo Daniel!! All this, plus we welcome our first sponsor, Bro $ells, where they sell goods!!

Join the water-logged crew of the S.S. Autopod Decepticast as they cover the underwater adventures of minute 47 of The Transformers: The Movie. Caleb on his deathbed!!! The third return of da '85 Bears Rule 76!!! Hot Rod buzzes metallic tendrills!!! Do Transformers breathe?!! Kup--Have some manners!!! The Quintessa breakdown!!!

Garfield’s 9 Lives, 2001 Space Odyssey, and GIFs!! Into the Robotic Ocean! A turning point for Hot Rod?! Aaron breaks his Masterpiece Hot-Rod!! Specter General!!! Script Deviations: Hugh Baroque pearls, Hot-Rod modified for undersea action!! Nothing’s Gonna Stand in Our Way!!!