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Confidential details of new Kia Sorento leaked to the press by arsehole dealer: I love this industry. Spoiler alert: Don’t buy the current Sorento. The new one’s gonna be so much better… Autoexpert discount roadside assistance (Australia-only): https://247roadservices.com.au/autoex... Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You ca...

A shitbox Wrangler has parked on its side after flipping out twice during crash testing in the US. Is there no end to the recreational capability of this iconic coffin on wheels? Autoexpert discount roadside assistance (Australia-only): https://247roadservices.com.au/autoex... Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help s...

Butt-hurt in the Holden boardroom reached 1000 incredible degrees C the other day - that’s hot enough to normalise even the hardest steel. Predictably enough, they boiled the jug and issued a press release, just to let off some steam. Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: ht...

New car sales have fallen by their lowest amount in 30 years. It's a perfect storm of opportunity if you've got cash and you need a new car now... Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=ERSJ6t2Vu2Xckrq370DlnWHQ4jZ-gV5RPAbzm_-qoVhE90nEHeEUy...

Do you really need to run in your shiny new ute before towing a trailer daily for work? Here’s what to do… Garage Blitz: http://www.garageblitz.com.au/   Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact   Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=HJ5ZBWKTWN0WZVc1qZX_oXl1n6lT6k2Yta...

Mazda is looking down the barrel of a Federal Court ACCC reaming, if found guilty of unconscionable arsehole conduct. So, should you buy one? Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=ERSJ6t2Vu2Xckrq370DlnWHQ4jZ-gV5RPAbzm_-qoVhE90nEHeEUy5Ugqn...

Controversy over the Jedi mastery of holding the steering wheel continues. Are you still doing it wrong? Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=ERSJ6t2Vu2Xckrq370DlnWHQ4jZ-gV5RPAbzm_-qoVhE90nEHeEUy5UgqnwiJULxmhjiEG&country.x=AU&loc...

The car industry’s grubby little anti-consumer lobby group is at it again. So incredibly dependable… Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=ERSJ6t2Vu2Xckrq370DlnWHQ4jZ-gV5RPAbzm_-qoVhE90nEHeEUy5UgqnwiJULxmhjiEG&country.x=AU&locale....

A dead car battery pandemic is sweeping the western world: such a soul-crushing experience. Here’s how to avoid it… Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=ERSJ6t2Vu2Xckrq370DlnWHQ4jZ-gV5RPAbzm_-qoVhE90nEHeEUy5UgqnwiJULxmhjiEG&country.x...

In entertainment news, the zombie pandemic is presently rat-fucking the entire global oil industry. And you thought it was all bad news... Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=ERSJ6t2Vu2Xckrq370DlnWHQ4jZ-gV5RPAbzm_-qoVhE90nEHeEUy5UgqnwiJ...

General Motors says it remains confident of securing gold in the 100, 200 and 400-metres rat humper events when the rescheduled Tokyo Olympics kicks off in just 459 days… Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=ERSJ6t2Vu2Xckrq370DlnWHQ4jZ-g...

Not using your car that much on lockdown? You’re not actually thinking about letting the servicing slide, are you? Bad idea… Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=HJ5ZBWKTWN0WZVc1qZX_oXl1n6lT6k2Ytao3nnLTG0WWbq0zOaJf3bQoo0yzIHSolu5Ej0&...

Towing and manually selecting gears in an auto: Generally a bad idea. Not everyone agrees, because the world is full of geniuses: Just ask Dunning and Kruger. Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=HJ5ZBWKTWN0WZVc1qZX_oXl1n6lT6k2Ytao3nnLTG...

The zombie apocalypse is about to claim another victim. Only this time, it's a happy story. Warm up the Ming Molls and put the champagne on ice because my heart is as heavy as butterflies in spring. Australian-based speed camera operator Redflex is in trouble. Oh dear. Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support t...

Finally, some good news: fewer people have died on Australian roads this Easter. Talk about blessings in disguise… Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=ERSJ6t2Vu2Xckrq370DlnWHQ4jZ-gV5RPAbzm_-qoVhE90nEHeEUy5UgqnwiJULxmhjiEG&country.x=...

As Holden dealers run out of stock early at least you can count on GM to continue to behave like zero-ethics arseholes, right to the bitter end. But entertainingly so... Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=ERSJ6t2Vu2Xckrq370DlnWHQ4jZ-gV...

I dunno about you, but I’m getting kinda sick of bullshit (let’s call it) ‘advice’ from arsehole lobby groups about the best ways to mitigate infection from the zombie apocalypse. Imagine my delight when, out of the ether, a vital press release created a disturbance in The Force. Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can hel...

Warranty is a pivotal consideration for many new car buyers - but if you're one of them, you're getting it wrong. Because of the way Australian Consumer Law works, warranty is largely irrelevant. What really matters is how well the carmaker complies with their consumer law obligtions.   Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact   Did you like this...

Car dealers have just started begging for a government bail-out thanks to the zombie apocalypse.  In a dramatic turning of the tables, car dealers are crying poor as the apocalypse sees hordes of the undead sinking their teeth into the necks of Australia’s Armani-suited ankle-grabbers. Upon the other foot, the shoe is. Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/...

One of the most chilling scenarios for car owners is a major failure - just out of warranty. Dealerships and carmakers are often quite unhelpful and prey on consumers ignorant of basic consumer law - which protects you in these circumstances.  Here's what you need to know in order to exercise your fundamental consumer law rights and (hopefully) get the problem fixed - free. Save thousands on...

The zombie apocalypse has flatlined new car sales here in Shitsville. March marks two straight years of monthly declines in Australian car sales: it's the perfect storm. Latent commercial pressure and added stress of the zombie apocalypse makes it a perfect time to buy a new car if you've got the cash and the job security. Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/c...

Safe roads versus safe cars: inspired by an excellent question from you. Well, maybe not specifically you. But certainly not a toilet paper hoarder.  So, exactly how risky is driving? References Road deaths: https://www.budgetdirect.com.au/car-insurance/research/car-accident-statistics.html Deaths from smoking: https://gas.ctsu.ox.ac.uk/tobacco/C5020.pdf https://www.tobaccoinaustralia.org.au/...

Mazda has updated CX-5 for 2020, but unfortunately, two of the top-billed 'upgrades' are fatally flawed. One is useless, and the other is just a really bad idea. Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=W6ZgWilMiET1DLxvFCBiup8qAuM87-BFV6fba2...

It's a minefield, right? She wants a used Volkswagen Tiguan; he doesn't want a Volkswagen dealer commencing docking procedures with the matrimonial bank account... Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=ERSJ6t2Vu2Xckrq370DlnWHQ4jZ-gV5RPAbz...

Honda says it’s gonna get profitable here in Australia again, by slashing dealers and halving its sales. Yeah, good plan... Save thousands on any new car (Australia-only): https://autoexpert.com.au/contact Did you like this report? You can help support the channel, securely via PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?token=ERSJ6t2Vu2Xckrq370DlnWHQ4jZ-gV5RPAbzm_-qoVhE90nEHeEUy5UgqnwiJULxmhjiEG&c...