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You know the guy in the green shirt? The guy who distracts with his great dance moves? Well, like a sweet baby lion he stays close enough to the T-Birds in the hopes that one day he'll be patched in. And remember, wear your condoms and pay your parking tickets!

Let's paint you a scenario, you get to work, you put your briefcase on your desk. CLICK CLICK go the locks, you open it. Inside you have a banana, apple, TPS reports and your very own travel bidet! Dreams do come true!

We've stayed quiet on this topic for too long…. With a new year comes a new us…. We are finally willing to break our silence on the topic that was the Taylor Swift/Ticketmaster debacle of 2022!!!

Christmas Eve, 1988, Nakatomi plaza was seized by a radical group of German terrorists. The hostage's fate is sealed in the actions of one NYPD detective and Kyle's attempt to foil Jess, DIES HARD….

Here at Passive Aggression we're happy to announce the Kyle Cancellation Tour but you already knew that, as he just keeps digging! So don't be afraid to volunteer your finger for the bow, because this one has more euphemisms than any other, hooves down!

It's that time of year again where we clean the dust off of the VHS player and boot up the Disney Plus. As the old adage goes, two strikes and you're out. Now Jess will "All Too Well" 10min Taylor's version, Tim Curry for breaking Brenda Fricker's heart.

Everyone, it's okay to put your fears of Bill Nye behind you because science rules! That's called progress young lady. Those are things that happen on Passive Aggression this week, I don't know if they're educated. I do know this, we prove IMDb got it wrong and Air Force One has a lot of milk on it!

Bad news, Jess has to stay in her marriage. Good news, the podcast will stay relatively mouth noiseless. If it isn't obvious by now this week's episode is about Steve Rogers' new boo, Betty White's crocodile feeding proclivities, and Katie Sagal ruling the world with her army of computers.

This week on Passive Aggression we dive into some of the more difficult topics that we've ever covered. Including basic conversion rates, when was Keira Knightley Queen Amidala's decoy, and finally we weigh in on the controversy concerning the star of House of the Dragon, Emma D’Arcy's favorite cocktail!!!

Come one, come all and witness the chef's kiss of nerdary. This week a mystery is afoot. Is Kyle talking about a serial killer or a game creator. Hint: one zero zero zero is the mark of the beast….Roar the dragon roar!!!

This week on passive aggression: 10 year old Kyle (played by Jess Wassing) gets chased by a knight, dreaming Jess (played by Kyle Wassing) gets chased by a tornado and both of them share equal admiration for Chris Meloni's sweet buns.

NASA's Dart mission got us living a real life Armageddon, Alan Ruck's story continues, and all roads lead to Titanic…. If you haven't guessed it by now this week we 2021 a Look Back at Speed Twister!!!

WE'RE BAAAACK! Accompanied with an announcement of sorts. This week we play a passive aggressive game of Guess Who in order to suss out our greatest listener. Also we pay our respects to the Queen, even if in doing so we call her grandson an ugo.

No excuses just no new episode but please stick around Fauxyle and enjoy this best of episodes 34 and 35. One of which happens to be the very first 2021 a Look Back at Speed!!!

I think we prematurely shot our wad on the "Vying For Taylor's Affection" episode title. But when Jess ala Miss Cleo predicts Taylor Swift news, only two weeks after it's announced, you don't not talk about it. So join us this week as your tired hosts vy a little more for T Swift's affection!

This week we settle an age old question and admit we both love youthful, springy rock-e-doos. The twin so nice they named her twice was left scatting for time and we announce our move to becoming a West Coast look at wine, paella and Tina Fey topics. So come play Mary-Kate and Ashley with us!!

In a world where Mr. Noodle's other brother (Bruce Willis) imagines we're all living in a computer and Kathy Najimy trains ala Iron Man for her flight of the Roomba, there shall be no cheese 'til Brooklyn!

You may think these episodes are skippable but think again! Unpacking is exhausting so we're bringing you a Midwestern Rewind featuring the best of episodes 32 - Purple Dad and 33 - Let's Get This Voldy Moldy....

Can a waterslide fuse a bond greater than siblings?? Was 800lbs just a suggestion?? Did Kyle go cheeks out at Beaver Mt again or worse?? Find out the answer to all of these as we regale our harrowing journey through an amusement park!

To whom it may concern, what shares its name with a board game, will find a way and has a greater death toll than every single serial killer combined?? You guessed it, LIFE! Listen this week as we continue to discuss our new digs and what our plan of attack will be if we discover it's haunted.

We're back in a new and improved studio. Ok, so we just set up some mics and still haven't unpacked the studio yet. But when you put on some big bold gold TCB sunglasses and feel the need to talk Elvis, you make it work.

Whether it's doors blowing open, haunted boxes, peeing in the floor or putting lightbulbs where the sun don't shine, we're gonna miss the studio formerly known as Harper Jo and the house that surrounds it.

Breaking news, Tom Brokaw comes out of retirement for an exclusive interview with Jess. Asking the hard-hitting questions such as, how hard is it to keep the Beetlejuice or Betelgeuse count. Turns out the answer to that last one is, real hard!

Yacht Rock is like old marijuana, Zima is the alcoholic Sprite and it's Pride month! Join your mother and father of Passholes this week as they deep dive into WHAM! and congratulate Passive Aggression's resident lesbian on her trifecta!

🎶 BE PREPARED 🎶 to hear flap a lot. It's our triumphant return y'all and we're Walken right into it! On this episode we find out that Kyle looks exactly like James Marsden if James Marsden also looked like Seth Rogan. But even with that knowledge we're still left with questions like, if a Jess falls in wedges but no one is around to hear it does God still laugh??