Attempted Delivery

This week we ring in the new year with philosophical discussions about shrimp and hot dogs. Then we each share a few embarrassing moments saying regretful things, and declare comedy goals for 2025. Share a "foot-in-mouth" moment when you have said something regretful at attempteddeliverypodcast@gmail.com Vote on the merits of the Chicago Hot Dog in our poll under this episode on the Spotify app!

This week Jesse James Martin joins us to discuss dreams, 9/11 conspiracies, and escaping from prison.

This week we discuss the possible Bill Burr/Billy Corgan relation, recap our recent stand-up shows, and test A.I.'s knowledge of the podcast.

This week Brandon Koss joins us to discuss comedy and wrestling, and we respond to shots fired by another local podcast. Check out Brandon's new comedy album, "Good Boy, Artie" on all streaming platforms!

This week we discuss guns, cars, and our first time performing on a show together. Then Damian tries to find his voice and Shawn's luxurious hair gets him in trouble.

This week we discuss a current rapper/comedian beef and a busy weekend of shows. Then we break down our epic roast battle followed by a quick ranking of the best and worst Thanksgiving food.

This week we get some listener feedback before discussing some postal drama, the Tyson/Paul "fight", and our upcoming roast battle. Check out and vote in the poll under this episode on the Spotify app!

This week Andrew Pollock joins us with one of the funniest comedy origin stories we've heard, and discusses why he crushes us and everyone else in every local comedy competition. We also talk about a local restaurant owner making headlines with a racist rant before we solve women's plight in the comedy scene.

This week we sip sake while discussing football, Greek baptism, and cooking with gas. Also, KISS sucks - let us know if you agree in the poll under this episode in the Spotify app.

This week we discuss whether comedy has a role in politics and the local roast battle. Then we contemplate our pending doom with one of George Carlin's greatest bits. Check out Whiskey Space Station's Forrest Gump Redux on YouTube!

This week Shawn gives Damian a potentially controversial gift, before they discuss the fallen musician in the news and their upcoming roast battle.

This week we celebrate Damian's birthday while discussing some malodorous political mail, Shawn's car troubles, and getting outsmarted by a baby.

This week we discuss postal peeves, Greek baptism, and solving abortion.

This week we talk food with some American leftovers in Japan, a chill spot on Shawn's route, and Damian's busy comedy weekend.

In this episode we talk about some of the lighter topics such as genocide, sperm donation, conspiracies, incest, suicide, and comedy.

This week we bring on Jesse James Martin to talk about growing up surrounded by comedy, Super Bowl halftime shows, and stealing memories.

This week we discuss drama in the music industry, a new Kevin Smith movie, and an indecent proposal.

This week we talk about banned books, sheltering your kids, and Jamie Foxx. Then we wax philosophical about our recent shows and teddy bears.

This week the very funny Jackie Benhayon joins us to discuss her beginnings in sketch comedy and stand up, recognizing old acquaintances (or not), and possibly the greatest video game ever made.

This week we bring in local comedian Matt Joseph to talk all about the philosophies of comedy, jiu-jitsu, and hardcore music.

This week we discuss some postal annoyances, why you should always read the terms and conditions, and an exciting show coming to Broadway. Then Shawn checks out a new mic and Damian does a surprise show.

This week we go deep and get philosophical while discussing music, separating art from the artist, and the concept of free will. Then we pole vault into the Olympics and our comedy.

This week we host veteran stand up comic Lennon Free to tell us about his beginnings in comedy, the scene in Austin, and the greatest performance of My Sharona ever.

This week we discuss fast food, the pros and cons of A.I., and our great weekend of shows.

This action-packed episode is filled with comedy shows, lost dogs, and fire.