At The Bar

Doctors find cure for a bigger penis (not), Another facebook ban and more lies about Brian.

It was a holiday week, so things started off festive.  Bob got a new roof.  Jason got a new girlfriend.  Brian got good news about his daughter's upcoming surgery.  There was a critical review of the movie Zola, along with $8,000 worth of dicks on the big screen.  The pros and cons of ethanol, the battle against spiders, and chickenshit bingo were discussed as well.

As we prepare for the 4th of July, nothing is as American as popcorn, carrot cake, mezcal, fried chicken feet, and edible insects.  We explore the bizarre world of clear toilets and transparent bathrooms that only become opaque once you enter them, and the problems that could cause if their technology fails.  We also tell the cautionary tales of what happens when you don't reach your porcelain des...

We started off late tonight because of a bad stoplight delaying dinner, mainly because the officer on the scene decided against directing traffic and opted to look for the reset button inside the big metal box.  Ghost kitchens operating out of an existing restaurant are popping up everywhere. but you'd never know they aren't real because they only offer delivery.  It's been a long year and a half,...

Jason‘s out this week, Bob and Brian have a chinwag.

Brian's wife has a new car, he has her minivan, and floor mats were a deal breaker along the way. Bob maximized his movie pass this week by seeing a Bo Gia, a subtitled Vietnamese movie, then got the walking farts leaving the theater after watching Peter Rabbit.  Candy bar ratios and candy economics were discussed, along with fake chicken nuggets, dads aging not so gracefully, trashing toilets awa...

Bob goes off on Kingsford for being around since 1920 and still not having a charcoal bag that is easy to open, then the guys talk about Memorial Day being historically different than the three-day summer kickoff that we've all come to know and love.  For your viewing pleasure, Amazon has some interesting products like anal hooks and a wide variety of home enemas you never knew existed, and the gu...

We discuss the intricacies of thermostats, the benefits of Smart Hours, In-n-Out burgers, caramel malts, the varieties of bourbons, investing in barrels of bourbon, stress Tourette's,  aging dogs, random calls, old school internet access, Rasputin, the Marquis de Sade, the Jo/Blair debate, McDonald's apple pies, the decline of fries, dating down, and rock band urban legends, then we end up flingin...

Bob and Jason went to see live, local pro wrestling, and had a good time.  Jason and Brian discuss non fungible tokens using Tom Macdonald as an example, and we took a left turn into the whole crypto mining process as everybody wants to get involved with blockchain.  We talked about stupid food like the one chip challenge and the worlds hottest gummy bears.  Mechanically separated chicken and purp...

It was all over the place tonight, from brewing beer, home moonshine stills, to hot dog facials.  Marion joins us and gives us a gal's perspective on things. Peloton recall, plus the reason for it, and the much safer Tug Toner made it into the conversation.  Jim Bakker food buckets were criticized, and a bull masturbates for the masses.

We got banned from Facebook in the middle of the show.  They didn't even wait on us to finish, similar to some of our prior relationships, but different.  We were discussing how we used to watch TV, how certain shows messed us up as kids, and why in the world our parents let us watch them to begin with.  There was also some hail damage, and it wasn't just on her thighs.  Apparently, the Wizard of...

It wasn't meant to be a food-based afternoon, but after feeding our faces a platter of street tacos, we started talking about a pizza festival, ended with how to hold burgers, and along the way, we detoured through seedy bread, food science, and freeze-drying, then Segwayed into ironic ways to die (pun intended).  Restaurant politics, black ice, and a couple of fast food icons were also mentioned,...

Competitive eating, bad reactions to food, feasting after a fast, and distressful road trips get discussed, along with scamming the scammers, tribute bands, and Dexascans.

If you ever get half a blowjob, it's always the wrong half.  Archaeological dildos, and where to find them.  Unexpected, random hotel sex on road trips.  How to violate a toothbrush and save it for a special occasion.  Starting a night with one date and ending with another.  Sometimes, you just have to stare out a window and sing a patriotic song.

Jason went camping last week and took his dog for the first time, we reminisced about camping trips from our younger years, discussed working at a nursing home as teenagers, then switched gears to debate which old broads we'd still bang.

A trip down memory lane with bad camping experiences, horrible hotels, and talking about Chinese food of days gone by.

First we apologize for the bad audio, we just got together and recorded. We are working on the studio and will be back 03/28/2021 /  2 PM CST. Finally getting together in the same room....Bob talks barbeque and Jason tells us about his Fantasy of relations with green woman.

We discuss the cereals of our youth, cartoons of years gone by, the unsavory aspects of a vasectomy (hint: it's not the vasectomy), and how not to treat your delivery driver.

Does a bear get shit on in the woods?  Not if he can bite the ass of the lady trying to use the portable toilet he's hibernating in.  Naked Peloton - just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.  Virtual challenge on the Mother Road.

Oh the wonderful Vagina Day , Bob's Fasting tips and Jason's world of knowledge.

Bob talks about gift cards needing a variety , Jason reads some poetry and Brian talks about his trip to walmart.