At Five In the Afternoon

Poetry-heavy with all the apologies and madness you've come to except. Kenneth Patchen & J. Andrews take turns showing how 1946 & 2022 are not as different as you think. It's disgraceful that we don't have a cult. So now we do - Dead Life Cult. Join now before membership prices go up!

John Wayne is the Goat!!! Not the actor. The new face of feminism is a college gymnast who makes millions on Tik Tok. K.M has a secret relationship with a celeb. It turns out 70's and 80's television was more Woke than we knew. Poetry, poetry, and more poetry. There's a racial element to different types shootings. Then more poetry, poetry, and more poetry. 

New location. Same BS. Somehow two people who have only seen one episode of Game of Thrones each spend way too much time talking about it. Turns out we're against nuclear weapons. We get in a big fight about the Royal wedding- oops- funeral, but we pull it together in the end. 

J returns from his assignment in Cuba. We discuss baseball celebrations and the bad boy of bowling before we get to J's report from Havana. K.M's lack of patience eventually pays off when J tells the story of his first night in Old Havana blacked out drunk and hanging with gangsters. Following the episode, J chronicles the Hemingway plantation, Finca Vigia, outside of Havana.

K.M's sober August is over! It's one week until J goes on assignment to Cuba. The guys get tipsy together for the first time in over a month while they range through a wide range of topics and nonsense. Brace yourself for the definition of "saddlebacking." 

J comes heavy with the poetry while we discuss everything from Trump's ceased classified papers to Southern Decadence and the possible super spreader event of the Monkey Pox virus. It's the one year anniversary of hurricane IDA and we reflect on that experience. Last but not least, we say goodbye to old "Gorby." 

It's official- Drawn & Quartered Press is about to release its first three books next month. First stop, Chartres Street Books in New Orleans. Speaking of New Orleans, our mayor is an idiot. Tune in to hear more insults! Play along with our latest contest to test your knowledge of modern cultural icons- this week featuring rapper JZ. And WTF is a Cavalier?

Recording in K.M's apartment during "sober August," J and K.M. discuss the impacts different psychotropic drugs have had on themselves and society as a whole. From sugar to MDMA, they examine how humanity has consistently used chemicals in the process of its intellectual, creative, and social evolution. 

We return to Mahogany Jazz Hall at 125 Chartres Street to discuss the late 90's early 2000s hip-hop group, OutKast. Waites "the bartender" returns as a super fan of the legendary Atlanta based duo. We also feature ideas and excerpts from Regina N. Bradley's book Chronicling Stankonia - The Rise of the Hip-Hop South. The conversation ranges from disputes over the group's ly...

We return to Plant Camp following the Hendrick's party a week before we enter "The Dungeon." This episode is filled with current events, from Deshaun to Roe's effect on the primaries to UFC #277. K.M. slaughters with his poem explaining "the terrible American justice." We introduce the listener to Calcio Storico or more modernly known as Calcio Florentino. You're...

Poet Jerry Carthan joins us as we record live from the VIP section at the Hendrick's Gin party during Tales of the Cocktail, sitting on teacups as a man-servant fans us with a giant palm & mermaids swim by. No, really. The Cosby/MJ debate rages on. Would you rather be blind or deaf? Jerry shares his poetic origin story and he & J swap tales of incarceration. Check out more from Jerry...

Goodbye Desus & Mero. Biden got punked. The pandemic might be over. Correction corner on @pizzatoru. Swamp people are hillbillies. J's soft quitting drinking. K.M. has failed to bang a Trans. Lia definitely has a dick. J's now a feminist. Fight for your rights, ladies. 

From El Toro to Bush Babies. Mexicans don’t listen to Santana. Step sibling porn might be the most plausible porn. Women need thick dick porn. Maybe it’s Benny Bull’s wheel house. The Baseball Bunch makes us "family friendly." Here comes a history lesson. 

USA! USA! USA! Comes across a bit fascist. We have a big announcement! J is dusting off his journalism skills. Ain't that America. Nice timing on the Ketanji Brown confirmation. The worst cannibal is a hungry cannibal. Turns out Australian researchers are nuts. Grab a hold of your guns & ammo! Shotguns are horrible for mass shootings but great for home safety, especially against angry pim...

The Pooh Bear look is out. Let's say something mean about the Japanese... J, you'll never, ever be blessed. Jesus is a kid f#@cker. Yacht Rock! F#@k that sh@t! Pro Choice! Is that a pubic hair on your Pepsi? Andy, don't bother, "the blacks" will actually agree. We have differing opinions on the future of Arnold Schwarzenegger's nanny-baby. That's when abortion ma...

The Waites over. Marvel at our interview skills as we invade Mahogany Jazz Hall. Remember, a mouth's a mouth. Please excuse the prolific use of the "M" word. How is K.M. the responsible one this week!?! Our first late-night tv quiz show. From The All Mighty Dollar to Mean Cuisine, we explore superheroes that have absolutely no connection to the mafia in any way, shape or form. Sorry...

J goes full Sting. K.M. teaches us the difference between South America and South North America. Mexico, 2 continents are pulling for you. Fuck FIFA. Fuck Qatar. Embrace our horrible segues. Although suspicion still exits, as of now it's still probably true that K.M. never had sex with J's dog. Thank God Republicans now do drugs. 

We return to "Plant Camp." K.M. is making a movie! He's the next Guillermo del Toro. J's Bromance with Top Gun finally comes to an end. Ask yourself, what would your call sign be? Late in the cast, a special guest makes her presence known. Her name is Nina. 

From the Derby to Johnny to "Jane Roe." The population is a very concerned decision. Women take control of this narrative. Thank you for your direction.  SCOTUS dropped a Grumpy. The Yorkies are in the clear. 

We're back! Free Speech is a new trend. We have a new studio. Mr. Depp, you're back too! Sorry about the shit in your bed. Thank you Elon, but we're a bit shaded out that you want to verify us as humans. Are you trying to sort us Aliens out from the breeders? We've always endorsed loving everything. Welcome to "Plant Camp."

We get real about the current state of crime in New Orleans. It's time to get wild west with it. Citizens must take control of the carjackings. Get a gun. More importantly, empower youth. Make their lives worth something and they'll stop committing violence and crimes. Regulators, mount up!!!

March 2020 was the greatest month of J's life. Crabs-19 pandemic created "Spring Break 4EVER." Never let Spring Break end. Where are the apocalypses we were promised? We get all "canon." Fresh royal news. K.M is on remote at Buckingham Palace. Thank you, Skrillex.   

President Z we love you!!! Organs being played with dicks. Russia's military sucks. Read between the Generals at the pentagon's quotes. Putin your penis is tiny. J makes a challenge for trial by combat.