At Five In the Afternoon

Rest in Power Pee-Wee! That talented man never jerked us around. If there's any Gen Z listeners out there, listen up. This is a literature podcast, so please read The Manchurian Candidate before you watch either of the movies. It's okay to enjoy the idea of our next president to run the country from behind bars. He is a Florida Man after all (although he may be the reason behind the bill...

Summer camp for billionaires is definitely creepy, but McDonald's coffee is definitely less than $4 (Don't bother looking it up). J can't help insulting African-Americans, but don't worry- he ties the dots together. If you're worried about A.I. becoming a better writer than you, you should probably stop writing... But then!!! K.M. gets terrorized by A.I. poetry. And yes, T...

We start with J Andrews coming. (Spelled correctly). This beautiful couple may continue to come across as strong, but all our hearts mourn the loss of Plant Camp. You think that tree going down was bad? Just wait. The news are c*nts. They treat a tree as more important than human life. We all know J loves nature more than humanity, but what about if a tree falls on a teenager? Seriously though, we...

Access to Tools,  and mushrooms. Early on K.M asks if J drugged him. It turns out, he did!!! Mushrooms!!! Although K.M. admits to being heavily influenced by the magic mushroom, it quickly becomes clear so is J. Together, they attempt to honor and chronicle Stewart Brand's counter culture icon and book series. Basically, we attempt to talk hippie shit from the 60's and 70's while dr...

Please ignore our pre-cast banter... DJ Colorado certainly did. We clean up a few things from last week then move on to current events. It turns out Tori Amos is still alive and kicking. (Who knew?) Turns out the show was amazing. Let's let the lady on the cast describe the female entertainer masturbating on stage. Then we go DEEP!!! But we come back to the surface. Thanks Ringo! The Most Des...

This ain't our circus, ain't our monkeys. Turns out DJ Colorado might be a beard, but J definitely prefers nature over Hollywood, without question. By some some miracle KM knows more about Broadway than the other two, but no surprise cuz he is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). Speaking of NY: introducing the black Giuliani! J is quick with facts! Whales is different t...

Pretty Uneventful, Yet Wild. Production value at its absolute low, but don't worry... White people talk about the weather! Shout out to Lester!  J predicted that this cast would be a shitshow and he was correct. Then some soft core news coverage of Chinese boreholes. The news about killer whales doesn't make it any less soft core. And then 15 hard core minutes of K.M. trying to date Dyla...

We start poetry heavy. You're welcome. "It is a literary podcast." We obviously highlight female writers often, but as DJ Colorado puts it so eloquently: "We're not Pride and Prejudicing it up here." Buy Steven Wright's new book. And Mr. Wright, please pay us to advertise on our cast. Careful, we're in bat country! Don't eat the apple! K.M. is a believe...

J..M. Douglas, K.M. Andrews & the voice of reason DJ Colorado celebrate the anniversary of the death of Sir Bob Marley.  A marital beef emerges over the difficult choice between Dateline & 48 Hours. Check out Rick Rubin's new book to coerce him into buying ad space on this cast (great poetry though...). And of course Colorado keeps us up on current events. What was the name of the pon...

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Featuring a special guest poet: Moulin Rogue. Have you ever played "Bear, Ninja or Hunter"? Looking for a can't lose $5 bar bet? Ask if they can pronounce this name: Giannis Antetokounmpo. They can in Milwaukee (just sayin). We spend way too much time talking about street signs. It turns out we were right- the robots are coming to kill us! #RememberKentState

Without question the most literature this podcast has ever offered. Then we get way too deep into Broadway plays. Turns out that musicals are the best place for straight, single guys to score. Who knew? Any book recommendations for DJ Colorado are welcome, but she won't read them... J explains why we stand on mountains. 

Happy Holidaze! No camping, no glamping. Shout out to Cleveland! Bone Thugs 'n Harmony. But none of us wear their t-shirts because we know who they are. We probably didn't solve the gun debate, but things happen behind barns that no one else knows about. Where does one find mushrooms? Colorado works well in the hazy world, she also doesn't do politics. And she calls out J for naming...

Wheelchairs are fun? Sometimes. Humanity is meant to struggle. Not sure if J is a dick, a pussy or a bitch, but one of them is definitely accurate. K.M. looks like Kid Rock's stunt double. J looks like Markie Mark in retirement... and he has to pee pee like a toddler. K.M. tries to be respectful to hillbillies. Colorado has his back. But then she tries to talk and J thinks he has her back......

DJ Colorado & K.M. Douglas were more than concerned once J. Andrews started talking, but it turned out J made sense. You're gonna learn more than you want to about bats. We aren't into politics, but we would love to Make America Horny Again! "At this point, who cares!?!" Anyway... god or Google will determine who speaks jive, and unfortunately, Jimmy Buffet lied to us. Don&...

Look at my sh*t! Hillbillies can also be millionaires. Shaq Diesel has the final word on the Stevie Wonder conspiracy. K.M. gives back to the community. The Pink Ladies had NOTHING to do with the recent kidnappings and murders in Mexico. Gangs don't offer apologies. J puts the cock in Cocktail. Mexico is the next China. Season 3, baby!!! Sci-Fi needs a movie about Nazis in space. Typewriter p...

If you haven't already listened to our episode entitled "Butt Fungus" you should. The First Amendment defends ghosts, UFO's & Sasquatch- but not Nessie. J teaches us how to hot-wire a car in this digital age. A heartfelt tribute to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Do you like movies about gladiators?

We get off to a rough start because K.M. f's up the multi-media, but there's a payoff! Starts off poetry-heavy & J promises a "hot episode"! We tee up on George Santos, whom we can all agree has an "amazing resume"! Ghandi definitely slept with teens... but at least he's a Libra like K.M. There's no doubt, J.Andrews is a man's man. But at least he d...

We want to thank everyone for listening to Season 2. We held off publishing several weekly episodes to give you the highlights from Carnival Season here in New Orleans. After these 3 episodes, we'll return weekly on the "Ides of March" to start an epic Season 3 with a new permanent member of the show. Enjoy these episodes and listen to hear who is our new team member. Again, thank y...

Time is confusing. Tits are distracting. Nina is immortal. And it was Carnival season but we're a month behind posting these. Happy Mardi anyway. Miss Universe pageant gets dark! (And not in a racist way...). Turns out the Hitler mustache is not off the table for K.M.  Let's get Closer through J's poetry.  Shout out to Matassa's Market! And Liz Taylor! And Hacksaw Jim Duggan! A...

Experience the longest unboxing in the history of unboxing. Fueled by his passion for Richard Brautigan, and a large amount of alcohol, K.M. is overly excited about a package he received containing several of Brautigan's books. This episode verges on mayhem, and finishes not Jewish, rather Jew-ish. 

You're gonna hafta listen all the way thru to find out what we really think about Ye. Most deeply researched cast we've done yet. Plus an alcoholic who fell off a cruise ship.

Slap a tag on us! COVID was a BS scam to make Pharma money...There's nothing else to say. K.M. won!

K.M chases after Gypsy Lou only to be stopped by the agents of commerce. J gives her "something special" for the holidays. The French are just as evil now as they've always been. It all ends with a dog barking in the distance. 

J's father is exposed and praised. What happened to Hershel? Too much talk about the midterms. Weird...

We enter the rare book room in K.M.'s library to share Bukowski's rejection letter. After that, we take to the streets in search of poetry.