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Ciao betch, Sami’s celebrating her birthday in Italy, but Aleen and Jordana are here to discuss all the pop culture tea of the week, starting with an immediate breaking news story while recording. They recap their earthquake and eclipse stories– Aleen has an emergency bunker. Jordana’s not invited, unless she promises not to tell anyone…. Betches Luv This Bunker– has a nice ring to it right? Then,...

The Betches are fresh off the heels of their speaking engagements at Harvard Business School, what like it’s hard?! They recap their trip and the drama that ensued afterwards. Then onto the biggest pop culture news of the week: Beyonce’s Cowboy Carter has arrived, and Jolene better sleep with one eye open. Taylor Swift has *officially* achieved billionaire status, and she Travis are going to Coach...

The Betches begin this week’s episode with their peaks and pits of their collective 35th birthday Mexico getaway-- including what they were up to when they found out about the shocking Kate Middleton news. We all owe her an apology... Then onto some other serious topics (not the lightest news day). They discuss Diddy’s FBI home invasion and their thoughts on the the chilling Quiet on Set Nickelode...

The trio is back in action. According to Aleen, the joke’s on us because the Caymans are lovely. We’re recording a day early, because the Betches are going on their collective bday trip tomorrow to Mexico, so first they dive in to KateGate. Of course we’re talking about the TMZ video. Is it a body double? Why are the Royals carrying plastic bags? Is Rose Hanbury the posh Raquel Leviss? Then onto A...

Happy Bday Aleen! An important day for Pisces everywhere. While Aleen’s in the Caymans, Sami recaps her trip to the White House and Jordana gives a sneak peak into her U Up interview with her dream guest Esther Perel. They recap the (boring) Oscars, where the most exciting headline seems to be Vanessa Hudgens’ pregnancy. Kim K also continues to attempt to hard launch Odell at every major event, in...

Sup, betch. Sami is podcasting from DC today, before heading off to the White House! We fear she’s become a Gen Z TikToker, because she’s doing a GRWM while recording. A multi tasking queen. The three dive in on one of Sami’s fave topics: the Royals and Kate Middleton’s suss spotting. Can we all give the girl a break?? Next, some Bravo updates: splits, pregnancies, and a new couple feat. an Olsen...

All 3 betches are back in studio IRL, and joined by a very special guest… Sami’s new puppy! It’s toasty AF in here, so the gals are schvitzing and stressin’. Speaking of stress, the 3 kick off today’s episode with the name on everyone’s lips: Kate Middleton — WTF is going on and what won’t William tell us?! We’re waiting for her TikTok debut, preferably to Beyonce’s Texas hold ’em. Now onto anothe...

Sami got a dog! Well, she exchanged dogs with her mom. Long story, you gotta listen. It’s been a slow week for celebrities, so we’re kickin’ it old school and talking about the most brow raising articles from The Cut and The NY Times, which include a scary scammer piece and VPR’s Assistant’s exposé…Ann has a bright future ahead of her. Jordana thinks she can scam Sami…now that would be a fun game...

The company is officially a grown woman… happy Betch Mitzvah to you all on our 13th birthday. Sami, Aleen, and Jordana share some of their fave memories from the early days and tell an embarrassing Facebook story. They debrief a busy Super Bowl Sunday and there’s a lot to unpack: Travis let his bro-flag fly, Ben & JLo stole the show with their Dunkin commercial, and Taylor looked great every time...

It’s been a long time comin’, but Sami and Holly are back for another episode of Speak Now (Betches Version). There’s A LOT going on at the moment, because Tay just made history at the Grammys, exhibited some very unhinged behavior, AND she simultaneously dropped a major announcement: a brand new album that’s been “2 years in the making”. Yes, we have some reason to believe that the title is a dig...

All three betches are back recording together this week and begin by discussing Drake’s NSFW video… IYKYK. Did he release this video himself or was it really leaked? They debrief a packed Grammys show that featured a few awkward Taylor Swift moments on stage, and an amazing performance of Fast Car by Tracy Chapman – Jordana’s her new biggest fan… even though she only likes the one song. Also Jay-Z...

It’s February - the worst month ever! But that also means that Betches’s birthday is in 2 weeks...and it's our Betch Mitzvah! Won't you please come up and light candle number 13? Sami is preparing a montage, and maybe we’ll include Levels by Avicii in it, if we can get the music rights (shout out to the TikTok vs. UMG feud). While Sami is sound mixing, Jordana is busy selling her wares on Facebook...

Sami and Aleen are back in the Betches HQ studio and they’ve got a bone to pick with the Oscar noms that were just released. Everyone is buzzing about Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie snubs, and we’re all ready to move past darkly-lit “complex man does terrible thing” movies. Onto things we love – Selena Gomez opened up about body image in a series of IG posts with an inspiring update on a throwback...

Jordana, Sami, and Aleen begin today with a heated discussion that brings them back to their sorority rush days *shudders* Shoutout to AEPHI! Sami begins the pop culture topics by introducing a new segment: Betch of the Week. We chose 2 because they’re just too good. Then onto an Emmys red carpet roast recapping all their fave and worst looks – it’s giving Jovani. Switching gears to the music indu...

Aleen, Sami, and Jordana kick off today’s episode debriefing their first outing of 2024 – their Taylor Swift cover band concert. Then they dive in with a recap of the 2024 Golden Globes, including Jo Koy’s lack of originality. Of course we have to talk about the gossip sesh seen round the world: Selena, Taylor, and Keleigh Teller’s caught on camera convo. Honestly, we’d do the exact same thing. Li...

Happy New Year betch! 2024 is off to a great start, because we’re back to our original recipe. Welcome back Aleen! The three have a perfectly unhinged catch up and then dive into the latest news in pop culture, starting with Queen Camilla’s new podcast- trust us, she’ll be doing ads for MeUndies in no time. Gypsy Rose Blanchard was released from prison and is now sharing a little too much on the i...

The Betches have blessed us with a round up of the hottest pop culture moments and dumpster fires of 2023. From the best moments in TV to the most fever dream of celeb couples, Jordana and Sami cover it all, including some of their pop culture predictions for 2024. Plus all about their NYE plans– you can alway rely on Jordana to bring the board games. Summing up this year, Kanye and Elon will be s...

Ho ho ho, betch. Sami and Jordana are recording this episode a little early for you because by this time, Sami will be jet setting to Japan- a #1 bucket list destination for her. Jordana, not so much.. But rest assured, Sami will bring back some Ramen for her. Look out for her Betches travel guide. Another couple bites the dust, this time it’s Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny (no shock there). From on...

Happy Hanukkah, betches. Sami kicks off today’s episode sharing her Hanukkah celebrations from the VP and First Gentleman’s big bash at the *other* White House. While on the topic of celebrating, they wish Taylor Swift a happy 34th birthday — even if Travis was too busy to celebrate with her — which leads to more speculation about their relationship timeline. Speaking of couples, Kylie and Kris Je...

Sami and Jordana are having a Friendsgiving get together tonight – yes, a couple weeks too late, but hey they’re working gals. There’s lots to discuss today including our inaugural Betch of the Year finalists and a ton of categories to debate. Then onto Oxford’s Word of the Year (spoiler, it’s Rizz), and, if you’re sensing a theme here, TIME’s Person of the Year… Swifties IYKYK. Lots of clowny hea...

Sami trooped her way through the tropics, and begins today’s episode with a recap of her Thanksgiving vacay, while Jordana spills the tea on her holiday with Dr. Naomi. They jump in with a RHOBH debrief, which details Morgan Wade’s first appearance – had she and Kyle Richards f*cked yet?! Jordana reveals her Spotify wrapped in real time, and you’re going to be shocked at who her #1 artist for the...

On a special Black Friday episode of the podcast, Sami and Jordana are joined by their co-hosts for the day: Maddy Paul and Maria Del Russo of Good at Shopping. Together, they walk us through the do's and don'ts of holiday gift-giving this year. Is there a *right* way to re-gift? Do people really want you to get them an "experience" gift? And should I go ahead and buy the $250 candle I've had my e...

Gobble gobble, betches. Sami and Jordana are here to distract you from your family this Thanksgiving. They share their holiday plans and then it's onto a royal recap of the first 4 episodes of season 6 of The Crown. Is Camilla Parker-Bowles our new favorite member of the royal family? Were she and Charles star-crossed lovers? Speaking of starbucks lovers, Travis Kelce is gracing the cover of WSJ m...

Sami and Holly are coming back stronger than a 90s trend today, and they're joined by fellow Swiftie and NBC News Capitol correspondent Ali Vitali. The trio is here to discuss everything from the kiss that broke the internet, to the iconic lyric change, to Travis’s newfound friendship with Mr. (Scott) Swift, and they go deeper into the benefit of young women seeing what it looks like to have a par...

What’s on Sami’s sh*t list? Fire alarms. Listen and you’ll find out what set her off. They begin discussing all the instagram tributes to Matthew Perry by the cast of Friends, which got them discussing: how close is the Friends cast really? Then it was time for some congrats to the Betches team - we’re in Vogue, and got a shout out on the View. We'll be checking the mailbox for our Met Gala invite...