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On this week’s @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami kick things off with the internet microculture moment you NEED to know: Heated Rivalry, the must watch obsession that’s fully taken over everyone’s feeds. Maybe we do love hockey after all. Then the conversation takes a sharp left into a wildly fascinating debate: who has an inner monologue, who doesn’t, and what it says about how everyone’s brains...

On this week’s @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are back back back again and kick things off with Aleen opening up about her mommy makeover journey with body positivity in mind, from tummy tuck details to why confidence can feel different than you expect. They then share the latest on the Taylor Swift wedding venue rumor, where it seems she may have written a hefty check to a very lucky bride. A...

On this week’s @Betches, Sami and Jordana hold down the fort with a full catch up. Sami tests the “Cool Girl” monologue from Gone Girl, the duo recaps their girls trip to Chatwal Lodge, and they run through the Betch of the Year winners, including Love Island’s Amaya Papaya Espinel, a “standing on business” moment for Justin Bieber, and a little Michael B. Jordan appreciation. They also break down...

This week on @Betches, Sami and Aleen break down their Spotify Wrapped and find out why their listening age is…78? They crown their picks for Betch of the Year, and debate which memes actually ruled 2025. Aleen gives a behind the scenes peek at working with Head Betch LINDSAY LOHAN (yes, that one!), who is hosting Betch of the Year!!! Plus, a quick sparkle report on Miley Cyrus’s engagement ring w...

This week on @betches, Aleen and Jordana hold it down while Sami jets to Morocco. They debate whether a trip with kids actually counts as a vacation, officially rank Thanksgiving as a prestige holiday, and Aleen declares her love for chopped liver.. They unpack the Chiara Ferragni charity scandal and analyze the Wicked premiere scare where Cynthia Erivo stepped between Ariana Grande and a red carp...

This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami go full debrief on Kris Jenner’s 70th, a Bond-themed, billionaire-level bash at the Bezos mansion, covering the A-list guests (hiiiiii Beyoncé) and the mystery of Prince Harry and Meghan appearing in party pics and then vanishing from the carousel. Does this hint at a Harry rebrand back toward the Royal family? Also, Sami delivers an Oscar-worthy dra...

This week on @ betches, Sami and Jordana kick things off with a full Sabrina Carpenter concert debrief and why stage presence, vocals, and how the “polly-pocket pop star” bit works so well for her. Then it’s Hilary Duff time: what her new single “Mature” might actually sound like now, and whether she can thread the needle between nostalgia and 2025 pop. Also, Producer Joe confirms she is in fact a...

On this special episode of @Betches, sponsored by Hulu’s All’s Fair, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen take a trip down memory lane to share how Betches was built from the ground up. They get into the post-grad, living at home hustle, the first “wait, this is real” brand deals, and how Betches became a genuine source of connection for women everywhere. They break down how they’ll keep the Betches voice whi...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami ask the age old question: Are psychological thrillers better than supernatural horror? Or do ghosts deliver the real scares? They share Halloween plans, swap scary movie recs, and tackle the most terrifying mystery of all: what “6 7” means and why explaining it to millennials feels like an exorcism. They also break down the internet’...

This week on @betches, Jordana kicks it off with a major life update: two Baby Betches are on the way as she shares a pregnancy announcement!!! Then, we launch Betch of the Year and ask you to submit the most viral 2025 moments. From there, we spiral into parenting trends (how do four year olds know what a labubu is) and the “material things don’t buy happiness” debate. We also break down the Louv...

This week on @ Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen open with a heartfelt tribute to Diane Keaton, celebrating her legacy, timeless filmography, and the effortless cool she brought to every role. They reflect on how she redefined aging in Hollywood and why her influence still shapes women today. Then, the group dives into the guest list of Selena Gomez’s star-studded wedding and why her kidney donor,...

This week on @Betches, Sami and Aleen unpack the cultural storm that is Taylor Swift’s Life of a Showgirl. They debate whether Taylor’s latest songwriting is self-aware genius or if she lost her touch, decoding the real meaning behind “CANCELLED!,” and admit that maybe being cringe is kind of iconic now. They also unpack why Swifties are more divided than ever, how the algorithm has officially bec...

This week on @ Betches, Sami, Jordana & Aleen dive into Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking divorce after 19 years of marriage. Was Nicole blindsided? Did Keith already move on with another woman? The girls unpack all the rumors, speculation, and what’s next for Nicole in her single era. They also break down Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco’s wedding, Sydney Sweeney’s bizarre guest list (yes, Jeff...

This week on @Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen cover everyone’s favorite athletic event: laying down for a little bit. They recap Harry Styles’ latest marathon moment (yes, another one!) and break down Taylor Swift’s wildest legal drama yet. Spoiler: if you’re trying to serve a celebrity deposition, maybe don’t hop their fence. Plus, in the spirit of Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon’s viral...

This week on @betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen dive into Bachelor Nation’s most shocking twist yet: Taylor Frankie Paul is officially The Bachelorette. From #MomTok swinger scandal to handing out roses, could this be the Hail Mary that saves the franchise? They also break down who nailed their Emmy predictions, which shows walked away empty-handed (sorry White Lotus), and why this specific EDM so...

This week on @ Betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back to unpack the end of wedding season. From Alexia Umansky’s star-studded nuptials (where exactly were Kim Richards and Paris Hilton?) to Becca Bloom’s #RichTok extravaganza on Lake Como. Then, they dive into Gwyneth Paltrow’s wild new unauthorized biography and her rise from Hollywood It Girl. They also break down the fall fashion trends mak...

This week on @ betches, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen take a trip down memory lane to revisit the most iconic Instagram posts of all time and reveal which ones actually got their double tap (spoiler: Jordana could definitely be more generous with her likes). From there, they break down Sabrina Carpenter’s new album and why she’s officially pop’s newest powerhouse princess. Next, they tackle Sydney Swee...

This week on @ betches, Sami and Jordana discuss their week off in ~Ibitha~ and the sheer joy of order chicken tenders at the club at 2am. They then dive head first into the royal engagement that is Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Sami and Jordana break down the ring, the (cringey) instagram caption, and the swiftie chaos that followed. Plus, was Taylor not invited to Selena Gomez’s bachelorette tr...

Hey Betches! We’re taking a little summer R&R this week, so we’re handing over the feed to our hilarious coworkers at Betches Video Club. They’ve got you covered with all the laughs while we’re out. Catch them every Monday on Spotify, Youtube (youtube.com/@betches), and wherever you get your podcasts! Rom Com lovers, assemble! In this episode of Betches Video Club, we’re handing out our own (compl...

This week on @Betches, Sami & Jordana recap their Mumford & Sons concert and Marcus Mumford’s unexpected “wait, he’s hot now?” glow up. Then, they dive deep into the marketing powerhouse that is Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, from predicting what (and who) the tracks will be about to dissecting her PR perfect romance with Travis. And finally, they break down Brooklyn Beckham & Nicola Peltz extremely...

On this week’s episode of @Betches, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana are finally back together and there’s a lot to catch up on. Sami shares the magical experience of returning to her old sleepaway camp, sparking a conversation about growing up, growing older, and slowly becoming… our mothers. The trio also dives into Demi Lovato’s surprise pop bop, the Gen Z artists they’d love to see collab with iconic...

On this week on @betches, Sami and Aleen break down the reaction to Sydney Sweeney’s now infamous American Eagle ad campaign. Is it just a bad pun, or something deeper? Next, they get into the release of Happy Gilmore 2 and whether Adam Sandler is entering a full blown redemption era. Is this movie just a nostalgic cash grab or something more authentic? Afterwards, they dive into the recent chaos...

On this week of @Betches, Sami and Jordana reveal Sami's true career calling - an unlicensed dog psychologist. Then, they deep dive into the social play out of the Coldplay CEO affair and how the Biebers can learn from the Obamas. And finally, Sami refreshes her list of saucy summer beach reads. Watch this and more today on youtube.com/@betches! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

This week on @Betches, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami unpack the 2025 Emmy’s snubs and reveal hot takes on Justin Bieber’s latest album. Then, they deep dive into Sydney Sweeney’s billionaire lingerie deal funded by Jeff Bezos. And finally, they debate whether Lena Dunam’s Too Much is the new Girls or if it’s just Netflix filler. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on @ Betches, Aleen, Sami, and Jordana unpack a very busy news week by focusing on the latest hit piece- there are $400 melons in grocery stores at the Hamptons. Then, they reveal their watch of the week, Love Island, and all the drama it entails. And don't miss our Betch of the Week, sponsored by Pepsi Zero Sugar... Let's just say it's a juicy one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...