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Did someone say girl’s trip? Sami, Aleen, and Jordana are headed on a quick getaway this weekend to hike, bond, and sh*t talk (just a little). And speaking of sh*t talking, Jordana and Aleen have some thoughts about House of the Dragon. What’s with all of the uncomfortable sex scences? Then onto discussing The Patient which, despite Sami not watching the show, Jordana and Aleen still use her accou...

This one goes out to the legend, Elizabeth. Jordana, Aleen, and Sami are IRL in the studio this week, and they get the notification of the queen’s passing while on air. Sami breaks down the royal family drama and Jordana questions the line of succession—are you sure it’s really Charles next? He just doesn’t give very king-like vibes. Then, Aleen is very ready to discuss the movie of the moment—Don...

Before getting into the packed week of pop culture news, Sami recaps her Israel trip. Despite not being able to eat fries at the hotel’s pool, she still had a great time. Then Aleen and Jordana jump in to debrief the first celeb story: Leo DiCaprio’s break up. They go through Leo’s roster of girlfriends past, and realize he needs to get on U Up? stat. Then Jordana shares her latest revelation—watc...

They grow up so fast! Aleen shares all of the deets about Mila’s first bday party, and no, Jordana wasn’t invited. Don’t worry, it was a family-only affair, and yes, Jordana still analyzed every pic to make sure none of their other friends were there either. Meanwhile, Jordana went on a weekend trip to Charleston (sadly had no Southern Charm sightings). But speaking of celebs in the south, they de...

Welp folks, Sami’s leaving to go camp in the desert. Ok fine, she’s staying in a hotel and she’s just going on vacation, but this sparks a convo with Aleen and Jordana about adventure trips, go-bags, apocalypses. You know, the usual stuff. After they forget how they started talking about apocalypses in the first place, they pivot to the actual usual stuff—celeb news. Re: the Angelina Jolie and Bra...

That’s a wrap! U Up? Live has officially solved dating everywhere, and Jordana, Aleen, and Sami give the highlight reel. But there’s still one (ex)couple no one can figure out—the mystery that is Kim K and Pete Davidson. The ever surprising duo broke things off, and we have q’s: Was the relationship real and the break-up is the PR stunt? What’s going to happen to Pete’s Kim tattoos? And most impor...

Aleen is sussed out with Britney Spears—maybe she’s not as free as the #FreeBritney movement thinks. Are the red posts on her insta red flags? Next, they debate Will Smith’s apology to Chris Rock over the Oscars slap. Jordana appreciates him owning the mistake, but not hating himself for making it. Then they cover Taylor Swift’s 170 Private plane trips THIS YEAR. Sami is convinced it’s a plot by K...

PSA: U Up? Live shows are really f*cking fun. Jordana shares all the deets from the Chicago show, which did include an onstage makeout sesh. Sami and Aleen can’t wait to join you at the NYC show, so be sure to get your tix ASAP. Then onto Aleen’s highly anticipated J-Affleck honeymoon theory. Are JLo and Ben actually a PR stunt after all? They debate, and Sami presents some pretty convincing evide...

ICYMI, it’s really f*cking hot outside. Naturally, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana chat about the weather and their ideal temperatures. Have they simply run out of things to discuss? Don’t you worry, they have plenty of even hotter topics to get into. JLo and Ben Affleck tied the knot in Vegas, and Aleen agrees their relationship is no longer a PR stunt. Then onto TV: The Bear, Persuasion, The Rehearsal,...

Howdy, y’all. Jordana is tuning in from the v hot Austin, TX following a U Up? Live show, and recaps the trip with Sami and Aleen (a penis donut was involved). Things have also been heating up in the celeb world, and they unpack the big D—drama, obviously. Headline #1: Khloe Kardashian welcomes a second child via surrogate, with the unwelcomed Tristan Thompson as the father. They get into a heated...

Aleen’s up first to debrief the holiday weekend, re: she didn’t actually do much. Jordana, however, did a plethora of classic July 4th activities—a baseball game, ice cream, and…Benihana? Sami then breaks down her holiday excursion, which included a large fight in a tiny cabin in the woods. The argument started off with cutting tomatoes, but as we know, it’s never just about the tomatoes. Then ont...

Have you watched anything good lately? Well Jordana, Aleen, and Sami have, and fill you in on all their latest TV and movie finds. And yes, Everything, Everywhere, All At Once is discussed. Then onto everything, everywhere celeb drama. First up is Chris Pratt’s latest Men’s Health interview, and they unpack all the tea—re: Hillsong church accusations, comments about his son, and his place among th...

Tuning in live from sunny CA, Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are out west for the U Up? show in LA. They debrief the live event (surprise—they had a great time), and chat about dating today. Is it possible to meet someone in person anymore? Speaking of meeting people in person, they go through the roster of stars they’ve seen in LA. No Pete Davidson, but they drop some other big names. On the same threa...

Jordana starts today’s ep by debriefing the U Up? Live show in the cleaner, smaller New York—AKA Boston. Jordana, Aleen, and Sami are all going to the LA show next week, which will be the first time Aleen’s been to SoCal since her choker-wearing days. Obvi they can’t mention LA without a convo on the Kardashians, and how Kim K broke the Marilyn Monroe dress (yikes). They then talk about another LA...

Time has indeed passed, the clock continues to tick—AKA Jordana, Aleen, and Sami don’t have a ton of updates from the last time we all chatted. So, onto pop culture we go. Sami starts off by debriefing Julia Haart’s new book (re: the My Unorthodox Life star), and there’s a lot to discuss. No, it’s not PG, and Aleen even spits out her coffee after hearing one of the sex stories—you’ll def want to t...

You’ll never guess which celebs Sami met in Italy. Now that you’re v curious, tune in to hear Sami share all the detes with Jordana and Aleen about her Italian adventure (including overhearing a couple’s argument—everyone loves an eavesdrop moment). And speaking of celebs and…um…arguments, Sami, Jordana, and Aleen go over the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial verdict. A lot to break down. Then a q...

This week in the life of Betches: Aleen had her first house pool party (a saxophone was indeed brought out), Jordana’s getting a massage, and Sami’s actually in Italy right now with her mom (jealous). Of course, you can’t bring up Italy without diving into the spectacle that was Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker’s wedding. Jordana and Aleen discuss all the detes, before having a quick chat abo...

On this special bonus episode of the @Betches podcast, Jordana, Sami, and Aleen join moderator Ann Shoket (author and former editor-in-chief of Seventeen Magazine) live on stage from the WHH Empower Hour, presented by Heineken 0.0. They start with a conversation about the new definition of “work-life balance” and why it has become such a moving target. Plus, they offer some negotiating tips relate...

About last night… It was the Heineken 0.0 Empower Hour networking event, and Aleen, Sami, and Jordana hosted with a *fab* q & a session. Jordana killed it last night, but she reminisces on some socially awkward encounters she’s had with fans (re: Jordana was the awkward one), before they dive into pop culture. First up is a debrief of Kourtney and Travis’s wedding, before going over the never-endi...

Jordana is traveling (no, she’s not on the struggle bus again) but Sami and Aleen are here to give the ~411~ on all things pop culture. First off, Sami spills some more *piping* hot tea about the royal family, via The Palace Papers book she’s reading. Did you know Kate Middleton basically followed Prince William to school? Then onto the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ latest episode, where Sami...

Before diving into life updates, Sami, Aleen, and Jordana discuss the major update that will affect all of our lives—the Roe v. Wade news. Be sure to tune into the Betches Sup for more resources and updates. Jordana then recaps her time on the struggle bus (à la U Up? Podcast and Pizza Hut), Sami explains how she’s been bamboozled out of her home office, and Aleen shares her furniture-ordering str...

Sami and Aleen are here to hold down the fort, while Jordana’s on the struggle bus. No literally, as we speak Jordana’s on the Pizza Hut Struggle Bus doing a live U Up? show with co-host Jared Freid—tune in for more info. And across the pond, the royals are on a more metaphorical struggle bus. Sami’s been reading Tina Brown’s new book, and she spills some royal tea about the monarchy, mistresses,...

Aleen, Sami, and Jordana are all here this week, but the latter two are tuning in from Miami. Why, might you ask? For Faux Pas of course! They’re bringing the goods to the sunshine state, and if you want them in your area then just ask (no literally, go to your local liquor store and ask them to carry Faux Pas). Now that we’ve addressed the cocktail, onto the main course: pop culture. First up is...

The betches are back (all three this time) and they’ve got an exciting announcement: meet Faux Pas, the *delicious* canned cocktail (made by yours truly). Sami, Aleen, and Jordana give all the BTS info on their latest endeavor, including the inspo behind the beverage, all the different flavors, and how you can get ’em. Tune in for the tea—actually scratch that, tune in for the cocktail. Then onto...

Jordana is moving apartments today (again?) but Aleen and Sami are holding down the @ Betches fort. Sami starts off by sharing a Twitter thread (we know she loves her threads) about kids tuning into supernatural abilities—like ghost stuff. In other words, just a regular Thursday morning convo. After Aleen gets too freaked out, they dive into celeb news: Kourtney and Travis got married (sort of) an...