ASTRO SLUTS

Conjunctions, sextiles, squares and more! In this episode we break down the five major aspects AKA those colorful lines on your birth chart. We start the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ where we discuss emerging from our shells and making art. During this week’s morning announcements we discuss Mercury and Saturn entering pisces as well as the upcoming virgo full moon and how to use the...

Get to know us! We let y’all run this episode and answer all your burning questions. From sharing our earliest memory together to calling out the sign with the worst style, get to know your co-hosts on a more personal level. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes.

Ever wonder why you always fall for that one sign? Your vertex placement may answer that question. This week we dive into this obscure placement of fated connections. First we play a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ and discuss the eight phases of the moon during the ‘morning announcements’. Then the study hall bell rings and we discuss all things vertex - from the house it may live to how it comes to l...

Grab your compass and protractors! Today we’re breaking down the circle (the birth chart) into 36 pieces (the decans). We kick off the episode with our morning announcements and share what the upcoming astrological shifts may mean for you. Then, Dani guides us through an overview of the decans and Aubrey gets into all 36 placements to share how the decans can deepen your understanding of your sun...

Happy Valentine’s Day, sluts! To close out our Valentine’s Day quickie trilogy we’re playing cupid. We asked y’all to let us match you and you filled TF out of the google form. We kick off the episode by matching two ‘bestie vibes only’ pairings then get into the romance. We shout out some of our favorite submissions and then get to matchmaking. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter...

Welcome to part two of our Valentine’s Day quickie series! It wouldn’t be an Astro Sluts love fest without chatting about the most important kind of love - self love! We discuss how each venus placement can light up their own heart and fulfill their needs just in time for Valentine’s Day. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!) and...

Find your seat, sharpen your pencils and get ready for the first day of school. We’re kicking off SZN 5 (can you believe?!) with an episode discussing the quadrants. But first, we catch up on what we’ve been up to while on our break, play a little game of Talk Astro to Me then discuss the current state of the sky during the ‘morning announcements’. During ‘study hall’ we take a trip around the bir...

Happy Valentine’s Day, sluts! We’ve got a three part Valentine’s Day inspired Quickie series coming your way. For the first episode of the trilogy we’ll chat synastry and composite charts. Give it a listen then run to astro.com and input your crush’s birth info. match making google form  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!)...

Merry Christmas Sluts! Get ready for a silly little Christmas quickie. We’ve been “researching” all season to put together a list of Christmas movies that best embody each sign. From Christmas classics to cringy Netflix originals, listen to find out which movie we chose for your sign. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!) and tex...

Still holiday shopping, sluts? From conversation card games for our mercury-ruled signs to “anything with a snake on it” for our scorpios, we’ve got you covered with a complete guide to shopping for every sign. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes.

Your resident fire and air besties put their powers together to give a pisces listener some advice on setting boundaries as a water sign. We give our listener tips on approaching tough conversations and also reminders to help them stand tall in their boundaries and needs. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to...

Grab a box bestie! This week we discuss the astrological timing of moving and the transits to look out for. We kick off our final episode of SZN 4 with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ and close out the cycle of zodiac themed questions then get into this week's astrological forecast. We touch on the current eclipse season and talk about Jupiter's move back into Pisces. After that we get into the astro...

This week we welcome our first ever guest! Tiff Rex Rei (they/them) joins us for a special episode to explore Bazi Chinese Astrology. Tiff guides us through the foundation of the birth chart, the five elements (yes, five!) and a few entry points for those of us new to the practice that want to dive deeper. Tiff also gives Aubrey and Dani a reading and we giggle about how perfectly our Bazi charts...

This week’s QUICKIE was submitted by a listener who is often told that they’re ‘too good for’ the person they’re dating. This capricorn sun, sag moon, libra rising asks us how to handle this statement from people they’re dating, and if it’s an excuse or a reality. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-...

Happy Wednesday Sluts! This week we dig into the transits that will make for the ideal time to book a vacation. Before we get into the transits, we kick off the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ then discuss the ways you can use the placement of the moon to your advantage. For our main segment this week we discuss the houses that may activate your itch to plan a getaway and the vibes that...

Bachelor nation, are you listening?! It’s Bachelor in Paradise szn and we’re here to overanalyze everything, especially our contestants' birth charts. We go through the cast and discuss their sun signs plus our predictions for their paradise journeys and partnerships. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram , TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss . Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-...

Where should you go on your next vacation?! We’re so glad you asked!  Before we get into our main segment, we play a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ where Dani shares a secret that’s a little too juicy for y’alls ears. Then we discuss the upcoming astrological forecast and how you can prepare yourself for the coming aries full moon. Get ready to pull up your birth chart, locate your sun, jupiter and 9t...

You’re in for a double this week! We’ve got two submissions from listeners who are contemplating dipping their toe in polyamory. We take a look at their birth charts to see if they have what it takes while also encouraging them to check-in on their motives.

Grab your reading glasses, sluts! This week we discuss astrocartography, pull up your chart and get ready to read the fine lines. Before we jump into astrocartography we play a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ and discuss what’s up next in the astrological forecast, hint: venus moves into libra and mercury stations direct! Next up, we discuss astrocartography, what each line might mean for you and how t...

This week’s QUICKIE submission comes from a ‘high-achieving’ capricorn (slay) who is just finishing school and looking to make some big moves. We give them our thoughts on how to prepare for the major life changes coming their way and share a few of our personal favorite routines, rituals and reads to get them in the right headspace.

And you’re watching Animal Planet! JK this is Astro Sluts. This week we’re discussing the animals and symbols behind each sign to see what we can uncover about the sign itself through our research. But first, we kick off the episode with gemini and cancer themed ‘Talk Astro to Me’ questions then discuss what you can expect from the upcoming libra season and libra new moon. Then, we dive into our a...

The title says it all besties! This week’s quickie comes from a listener with zero earth placements (Dani can relate) and is looking to tap into the grounded energy of earth signs we all know and love. We share our thoughts on capitalism (as Gen Z does), give our listener tips for grounding their energy and also share a few paths to success! 

Pack your bags, sluts! This week we’re traveling to the ninth house, known to rule foreign travel, philosophy, higher education and more. We start the episode with a little aries and taurus inspired chat for this week’s ‘Talk Astro to Me’ then give you a rundown of where the planets (Venus through Saturn) are hanging out these days. For our main segment we discuss the ninth house, how it can show...

A listener asks the sluts to discuss the popular TikTok trend of splitting up the sign’s traits and personalities by month (ex: August Virgos v September Virgos). For Quickie #6, we discuss the decans, how your sign’s co-ruler shifts every 10 days and how that can affect the way your sign manifests.

Buckle your seatbelts, sluts! We’re going around the world for SZN 4! Starting with a little time travel to the origins of astrology. But first, we kick the episode off with a new icebreaker series ‘talk astro to me’ and a little update on the current sky (hint: we’ve got mercury retrograde in the forecast). Next up we host a hoe-story lesson on the early days of astrology, where it started, how i...