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probably the best monologue of this podcast's history. I'm changing the intro after this. Snatched bald.   

you don't need and explainer you just need to hit play! We can't say none of these people's names chile 

a giant-sized helping of mess, pitching, bickering, horny fawns, slanderous names and more belly laughs than i could count. take a listen and make your choice! 

Take a mf guess 😮‍💨 Girl we're swinging from the beginning in this one, but don't be fooled! It might sound like we hate each other, but once you get past the porn accusations, the mediocre personality drags, the guilting (and the light flirts) we settle into one of the best episodes of the season...because why are they there? XOW at top form, come join! 

I had to concede, a win is a win. I had to let him come have his moment. It's less of a question and more of a vibe. If you've been around for a while you'll know this is like legacy shit, day one shit, and tbh I think I got off light, but it's the perfect time for Michael to re-debut! get into it! 

This is THE dumbest shit ever. It's a new format. The host is the guest the guest is the host nothing matters everything is yelling. Enjoy. 

We're BACK. This was meant to be a whole diff episode but someone bailed last minute so i grabbed someone high and someone drunk and made this! Enjoy! 

Here's X mins of the 45-minute special that marks the RETURN of XOW Season 7. missed you love you click the thing and listen! x 

It's immediate flirting, unexpected cuteness, and 18 minutes of absolute poison. 

There's genuine heaving in this. 

In which we discover Kris is named after some guy, a whole heap of shit about funny mutants, who could carry a comedy show and who could carry the jackets. 

The film buff is back to task about that poorly tempered walnut that has been a choatic breath of fresh air to the Marauders set. 

You're going to like this one! 

Y'know, sometimes I feel like I haven't said anything new in a while, then an episode like this comes in. The perfect question with the perfect guest, and a brand new area of dicsussion. This is the analysis I love, and I hope you do to. Get into it! 

Is an era new if it's three years old? Some may say yes. Come see Beau smash his first episode while we discuss the reasons we're still hooked! 

Avalanche? the other earthquake guy? chile you know about as much as me, so here are two people who know the character as well as you can. Welcome, Tom (and avalanche) to his first-ever XOW episode! 

A tease for your ears on a subject we shouldn't even have to be talking about realistically, let's be sensible with ourselves on this internet. 

SWING KINGS, Hermes hits the seat to talk about who has really won the egg era! Your loss is their gain. Another episode going live on patreon.com/xofwords

Your loss is their gain. The episodes you didn't choose are going live on Patreon.com/xofwords. So here's a little taste of what you're missing! Remember, the mutants always win! 

All previous skinfolk claims have been reversed! Arny joins me to speedrun Cecilia's character bio!

It's Herm. It's her. It's here. 

Fuck Reed. 

Michael is back and the vibes are still immaculate. Come chill and meet Eden Fesi

JUDGEMENT DAY TWO: You chose your survivor! And it's a classic! Steve and I put three options on the table for our top queer mutants. Who's yours?

Judgement day one! Caleb joins me to talk about the bald headed baddie herself, the Amber Rose of mutant Genocide.