Around The Lunch Table

J & Z talk about a goose that got beheaded, kids learning about dinosaurs, and high school BS.

J & Z do an amazing cover of Down with the Sickness by Disturbed. We also talk about WWE, bugs, and hurting people as kids.

J & Z talk about a kid who got picked up by a garbage truck ravens taking control over most of the major cities, Biden's memory, and Jack's selective memory.

J & Z talk about our old hot Spanish teacher and hot dentist, also how we got "the talk".

J & Z have a few guests on this episode. We have the "greatjaketodd" who is an amazing artist who works mainly with surrealist art and acrylic paint on canvas. We also have Jordan Obaya from Obaya State who is a cinematographer who has appeared on the show before. We talk about stupid stuff for the first half of the show and then get into some deeper stuff on the 2nd half.

J & Z talk about old people driving, nick cage getting married, bikini coffee stands, and an emu that is on the run. New episodes every week!

J & Z talk about first kisses, how we drink milk, dad noises, and other stuff. New episodes every week!

J & Z do a bad news bear draft. That basically means that we draft a dream baseball team of random people.... the choices..... will.... surprise you.... new episodes every week!

J & Z talk about prescription drug commercials and take a valentines day test to see if we would be compatible valentines. New episodes every week!

J & Z talk about carnivals, PE in school, and a preacher having a bad day during baptisms. New episodes every week!

J & Z talk about pube art, synonyms for "interesting words" and other random topics. New episodes every week!

J & Z talk about if we would swap wives, finding Nemo plot holes, and boners. New episodes every week!

WARNING - Z's Microphone had a few issues during recording so it is clipping quite a bit. It doesn't ruin the episode but ya. Anyways we discuss what princess we would be, we read the entire article on how animals are kinkier then humans and ya. New episodes every week!

J & Z discuss booty buttholes used as fingerprint, Gwenyth Paltrow's coochie candles, and embarrassing kisses. New episodes every week.

In episode 7 we talk about the new year, balls dropping, jack's career as a mascot, clowns, and much much more. Merch is out! Check out the website! New episodes every week!

J & Z wish you a Merry Christmas! We talk about the Grinch's genitals, Santa's business plan, and Mormon sexual relations? Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

J & Z discuss what mammal they could knock out with one punch. This leads to a deep discussion about the inner workings of an emu farm and how they financially profit. Lastly, Z does his best smeagel impression, and Selena Gomez says a cuss word.

J & Z ponder the serious questions in life. Who are our fans an India? How are pocket p***ies made? Do dicks float? If you have ever asked yourselves any of these questions. We will probably give you the wrong answers. New episodes every week!

J & Z are back on episode 3 with a few hot takes and a girl quiz. The first half is some more professional banter, but in the second half, Z takes a quiz on what type of girl he would be. Also a few comments on butts and other things. New episodes every week!

J & Z introduce you to the podcast and do our professional banter. If you are a new listener, we got professional equipment in episode 4. There is no order to these episodes so starting there might be better.