Armstrong & Getty

Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts

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Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts features only the absolute beefiest segments from the broadcast show! Well Done, and thoroughly satisfying--enjoy them with friends!

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Armstrong & Getty

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News

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Latest episode

Feb 27, 2026

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Episodes

Things We Hate That People Like 01.12.2023

This is a question going around the internet right now: What do you hate that most people like? Both A&G gave a list of 10!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift Class 30.11.2023

Spotify just released it's "Wrapped" list for it's users and of course T. Swift came out on top. This led nicely into an article from Joe about how Harvard is offering a class on Taylor Swift...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

$2500 For 100 Roaches 29.11.2023

There is an extermination company that wants to pay someone $2500 to let 100 roaches loose in their home.  Jack and Joe are into the idea...Actually Joe is okay with roaches OR rats, as long as they're not ants. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just A Pinch Of Self Loathing.. 29.11.2023

There is a special emotion that comes over you when you miss that A spot when boarding your flight..  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's Airport Sprint 28.11.2023

Over the break Jack had to sprint through Denver's airport in cowboy boots. This could have gone in a terrible direction had he taken a spill...thankfully he did not.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oakland City Council Weighs In On The Ceasefire... 28.11.2023

I'm sure Israel took their opinion to heart. Jack wants to protest so Joe suggested that Jack glue himself to Jack London Square.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dang, Dolly! 28.11.2023

Everyone is talking about it so we must. How hot did Dolly Parton look in that Cowboys cheerleader outfit!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

COW Clips Of The Week 17.11.2023

It is time for a fond look back at the week that was! It's COW Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pronouns In The Navy 17.11.2023

This is insane. Part of the Navy's new training video addresses how to handle using proper pronouns. Priorities folks, priorities.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bird Test 17.11.2023

This went viral on TikTok as being one of the best ways to know if you're with "the one." Is it really the best?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nice Flower. Beautiful Day. Sunshine. 16.11.2023

Jack has a couple of crucial questions regarding the meeting between Biden and Xi. First one being, does Biden speak Chinese or does Xi speak English? What were they talking about in the garden?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Letter To America 16.11.2023

In the last couple of days, thousands of Tiktoks have been posted about Osama Bin Laden's Letter to America. The responses are frightening. This all happening as Xi is in SF at APEC... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Fightening 15.11.2023

Yesterday was filled with brawls it seemed. First we had Kevin McCarthy elbowing Rep Tim Burchett in the kidneys and then Sen Markwayne Mullin about to throw blows with the union boss Sean O'Brien. Joe has dubbed this time: The Fightening.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More Kids Taking Melatonin 15.11.2023

Jack found a story about how more kids than ever are taking melatonin to sleep. Could this be due to the incredibly high levels of anxiety in our kids? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Give That Tesla A Pep Talk 15.11.2023

Jack took a drive and plugged his Tesla in for 45 minutes and got 6 miles worth of power. These public charging stations are apparently crap. Joe has a great idea, just pep talk the car!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Thanksgiving Table Political Family Blow Up 14.11.2023

With Thanksgiving just around the corner, the topic of politics coming up at the table is front and center. Big fan of the guys idea on how to handle the kid coming home from their very liberal college.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put The Socks In The Hamper 13.11.2023

APEC is coming to San Francisco so the city did a quick clean up. Gov Newsom's comments about the clean up are hilarious. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My Dog Doesn't Like His Nickname 13.11.2023

Joe brought us this story about a  pet psychic.  This woman is a genius. The people who hire her... not so much.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

COW Clips Of The Week! 10.11.2023

It's time for a fond look back at the week that was....  it's COW Clips of the Week!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Great Karaoke Meltdown! 10.11.2023

Michael found this gem of a clip.  A guy hosting a karaoke night went bananas over someone screaming into his microphone. "Okay dude!" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Officer, You Triggered Me! 09.11.2023

This is actually somewhat sad. We have clips of a Gen Z, non binary person being pulled over for drunk driving.  The language she uses with this cop is all your typical liberal school jargon.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wake Up To The Importance Of Sleep 09.11.2023

In this segment, Joe is waking you up to the importance of sleep! It's not just about how much sleep you get, but when you get it!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here, Have A Panda! 08.11.2023

Remember when we thought China was stupid and then they gave us pandas? This was going well until Joe said something about Biden being flaccid.  "It's a metaphor!!!" - Joe Getty  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's Hazard Lights 08.11.2023

The show opened today with a very annoyed Jack Armstrong who drove his Tesla to work with his hazard lights on. It is now sitting in the parking lot flashing. Technology ruins everything... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Has Joe Been Swayed?! 07.11.2023

This is on the topic of the time change. Joe was adamantly against it, but then he read this and might have changed his tune. Jack also shared how he used to take advantage of living very close to a time zone change... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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