Armstrong & Getty

Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts

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Armstrong & Getty Select Cuts features only the absolute beefiest segments from the broadcast show! Well Done, and thoroughly satisfying--enjoy them with friends!

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Armstrong & Getty

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News

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Latest episode

Feb 27, 2026

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Episodes

The Bonus Hole 12.07.2023

The mission to erase women is underway. The new term for vagina is "bonus hole." Men are breast feeding. The world has lost its mind.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CNN Points Out Biden Skipped Another Dinner 12.07.2023

CNN surprisingly made it a point to report that Biden was skipping yet  another dinner. Are they hinting at something?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Larry Nassar Got Stabbed And Joe's Prison Plan 11.07.2023

The horrible human, child molester Larry Nassar was stabbed a bunch of times in prison. The guys discuss why rapists and child molesters are targeted in prison. Joe has his whole life planned out, including what he would do should he ever land in himself behind bars.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Working Out Is For Nazis 11.07.2023

A whack study compared those who enjoy fitness to Nazis. Also, is Threads the end of Twitter? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deflation In China And Kidney Stones Caused By Climate Change 11.07.2023

Inflation in China is basically zero. The guys talked a bit about inflation and how it is like "simmering a nice sauce." Also, kidney stones possibly caused by climate change? Why not.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mouth Noises Make Jack Blow A Gasket 10.07.2023

Misophonia is a disorder where you have a decreased tolerance to specific sounds and things you can sense related to them. Jack has this and has it bad. Joe can't stand pen tapping which falls into the same category.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In A World With AI, What's The Point Of Creating New Stuff? 10.07.2023

Someone used AI to have Paul McCartney sing "God Only Knows' by The Beach Boys. Jack made a great point...what's the point of creating anything anymore if you can just type what you want into Chat GPT? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another Kamala Word Salad 10.07.2023

Kamala said 44 seconds worth of nothing the other day, blessing us with yet another word salad.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Inverted Yield Curve 10.07.2023

Joe breaks down the inverted yield curve, some economy talk and partying during the 4th of July break.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Getting Rid Of Race Based Admissions Is A Bad Thing? 30.06.2023

This affirmative action ruling has everyone on the left up in arms talking as if something terrible has happened. The guys break down the real story for us.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cow Clips Of The Week 30.06.2023

"A fond look back at the week it was!" - Joe Getty See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Costco = America! 29.06.2023

Costco wants people to stop sharing memberships. Jack went to Costco and went down every isle while Joe has to let his wife take control in Costco so he doesn't buy everything.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Justice Department Interferes With Tax Investigation Into The Biden Family 29.06.2023

A whistleblower has come forward and revealed all of the ways the justice department has been blocking this investigation. Joe breaks it down for us.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mind Bending Gender Bending 28.06.2023

This clip starts with the refreshing knowledge from Mr. Rogers on The Late Show with Johnny Carson. It is amazing how times have changed and the contrast of thinking from 1980 to now.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Travel Chaos! 28.06.2023

Travelling is going to be difficult this 4th of July weekend... or impossible. There have been a lot of cancelled flights and delays. As Joe said, "Hello Greyhound." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Psychologist Says Taylor Swift Is Really Messing With Her Practice 27.06.2023

Taylor Swift fans are losing their minds and claiming that they don't know how to compose themselves before she gets on stage and need to take the day off after seeing her in concert.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Possible Real Estate Scam 27.06.2023

All 3 of Joe's kids are in the process of looking for a new place and one of them mentioned a possible scam they were dealing with.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Supreme Court Releasing Decision Before Yeeting Out Of Town 27.06.2023

Jack and Joe covered what decisions will be released by the Supreme Court later today and what those decisions could mean for the country.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Biden Family Corruption 26.06.2023

The Biden family is as corrupt as they come. Jack somehow doesn't believe Joe knew what was going on with Hunter. This almost made Joe's head explode.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gay Pride, Public Nudity And Our Kids 26.06.2023

Jack and Joe covered the various pride events around the country, some of which had grown men in their underwear twerking for kids, naked men riding bikes, drag queens and more... all for children who were there to see.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

COVID Caution Tape 23.06.2023

Remember during COVID all of the playgrounds had caution tape? The guys are still pissed.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TikTok's Control On America 22.06.2023

It is amazing the impact TikTok is having on America's companies and people. How can trends only last a week?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Population Is Older Than Ever And The Real Estate Market 22.06.2023

The average age of our population is now 38, which is way up from 1980. Also, the real estate market is out of control.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anheuser-Busch Won Creative Marketer Of The Year Award 21.06.2023

Anheuser-Busch won the creative marketer of the year award at the "Oscars of the advertising industry" despite losing record numbers of sales due to their partnership with Dylan Mulvaney. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Do The Polls Say? 21.06.2023

Some recent poll numbers regarding the 2024 election. Some saying Trump should drop out because of the recent indictment.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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