Armchair Gaffers

It was truly a Good Ebening for #Arsenal fans  The Gunners managed to return to the top of the #PremierLeague thanks to a 1 - nil win away at #afterChelsea after  #ManCity scored a much deserved last minute penalty courtsey of Erling #Haaland against Fulham to temporarly go top of the league  Count Emery returned to the league and to haunt #TenHag and #manunited #Liverpool had just...

Another fantastique week of Premier League football. Somehow, #Liverpool followed up their SHOCK 0ne nil loss to Nottingham Forest with an equally shocking 2-1 loss to Leeds, AT ANFIELD! #ManchesterCity produced a dominant display, albeit only scoring one goal, to beat Leicester one nil and all without the help of Norwegian phenom, earling Braut #haaland Arsenal are STILL top of the league despite...

Liverpool versus Manchester City is usually billed as a title decider and this season is no different, except that it is very different... City were firm favourites to take all three points and keep the pressure on league leaders Assna but someone never gave Mo Salah the script.  Elsewhere, the Graham Potter express rolls on and Antonio Conte has lead Spurs to 3rd place at this stage of the s...

Get 20% off  @MANSCAPED  + Free Shipping with the code ACG20 at manscaped.com #ad We're one quarter of the way through the season and Assna are still top of the league.  This recent win over Liverpool has all but convinced the footballing world that they are to finally betaken seriously.  Manchester United survived a tricky away match at Everton. Spurs changed things and got the result they deserv...

On this week's Final 3rd we are joined by Bree from the @GoalDiggersUK  podcast.  Have you ever wondered who the best players to play in gloves are? So have we. So we decided to sit down and compile our list of the best EVER to play the beautiful Game whilst gloved!

Manchester United are back they said... Ten Hag is at the wheel they said. "We've beat Liverpool and Arsenal" they said...  The Manchester derby was supposed to mark the turning of the tide in Manchester from blue to red but instead #ManchesterUnited were left red faced as #ManCity "blue" them away!  Join us for a full rundown of this week's #PremierLeague action! Remember, we're not the...

We're doing what we can to bring you guys content during this bleak international break.  Today, we run through the World Cup groups and let you guys know who will finish where!  Remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!

England are woeful and have been so for a while now. So this week Jess and Scorcher decided to offer Gareth Southgate some help in the form of suggestions for his England troops. Real World FC: Pickford Walker, Stones, Tomori James, Bellingham, Rice, Chillers Maddison, Grealish Kane FC Jess Lions: Pickford Trent, Stones, Tomori, Trippier Saka, Rice, Bellingham, Grealish Sterling, Kane Scorcher 1:...

The ACG Continental Corner. The part of the show where we take a low low low... LOW! budget flight around Europe and fill you loyal Subscribers in on what's happening in das Continent  In this week's Conti Corner we look at Barcelona's resurgence and Lewandowski's chances of buying the Ballon d'Or. In france, Messi and Neymar are showing Mbappe how it's done. Germany is an aboslute mess. And...

Hello, Hi and Welcome back to Armchair Gaffers Podcast. This week we cover all the weekend's fixtures as well as Todd Boehly's plans for a PL All-Start Game and Gareth Southgate's England squad selection.  There were routine wins for Assna, City and a thumping win for Sours vs Leicester - but some are saying that that was more due to goalkeeper Danny Ward's incompetence as opposed to Tottenha...

The ACG Continental Corner. The part of the show where we take a low low low... LOW! budget flight around Europe and fill you loyal Subscribers in on what's happening in das Continent.  As usual, we run you through all the key talking points from those lucky devils on the continent that didn't have their football schedules decimated   Remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU A...

This week of no #PremierLeague football gave us a chance to look back at the off the field events of the last week. The main talking point was #Chelsea sacking phenomenal Champions League winning head coach, Thomas Tuchel.  the only thing more shocking than his exit was the speed with which the appointed his permanent successor - Graham Potter of Brighton and Hove Albion FC. Tune in for a ful...

And just like that, Assna's perfect start to the season is OVER! #manchesterunited have a knack for ending Assna unbeaten runs. Ten Hag seems to have found the right balance at United.  Elsewhere in the #premierleague #VAR was on the lips of most supporters. When it's good it's great but when it's bad, God help us.  Liverpool's stuttering start continued with another draw in the Merseysi...

Thee most anticipated. Thee most infamous. Thee most requested segment of the week. Thee Final 3rd.  For those new to Armchair Gaffers. This is the segment of the show where sometimes we just don't know. There could be a quiz or a random bit of Triv (trivia for the uninitiated). There could be a top 10 or there could be Rhubarb Wine - Like I said, we just don't know.  This week we have a...

The ACG Continental Corner. The part of the show where we take a low low low... LOW! budget flight around Europe and fill you loyal Subscribers in on what's happening in das Continent. This week, on top of a rundown of all the action in the big leagues, we also look ahead to the biggest league - The Champions League! Tune in for a full rundown of our takes on all of the weekend's  European ac...

For the second time in two weeks, the show isn't centred around the chaos at #manchesterunited In fact, they barely get a mention this time around. This week's headlines were grabbed by #Liverpool who thrashed hapless #Bournmouth 9-0 at Anfield.  Another rare occurrence was all of the traditional big 6 teams picking up three points  Tune in for a full rundown of our takes n all of the we...

For the first time this season, Manchester United do not dominate our #PremierLeague weekend review. It was another glorious weekend of #EPL action full of surprises, upsets and drubbings - just the way we like it.  Tune in for a full rundown of our takes n all of the weekend's action. And remember, we're not the Armchair Gaffers - YOU ARE!

The ACG Continental Corner. The part of the show where we take a low low low... LOW! budget flight around Europe and fill you loyal Subscribers in on what's happening in das Continent.  This week we look at the supposed trouble in Paris between Kylian Mbappe and Neymar Jr. We also look at Neymar's form in this all important World Cup year.  We also give a quick rundown of the rest of the...

Another round of #PremierLeague football means another round of heartbreak for #ManchesterUnited fans. To say the #TenHag era hasn't got off to the best of starts would be a massive understatement.   With the circus that's happening at Old Trafford, it's easy to forget that there are also 19 other teams in the league, so tune in for a full rundown of our takes n all of the weekend's acti...

Thee most anticipated. Thee most infamous. Thee most requested segment of the week. Thee Final 3rd.  For those new to Armchair Gaffers. This is the segment of the show where sometimes we just don't know. There could be a quiz or a random bit of Triv (trivia for the uninitiated). There could be a top 10 or there could be Rhubarb Wine - Like I said, we just don't know.  This week, each of...

The ACG Continental Corner. The part of the show where we take a low low low... LOW! budget flight around Europe and fill you loyal Subscribers in on what's happening in das Continent.  This week its: - #SadioMane and the Supposed Bundesliga TAX - #PSG thriving without Mbappe and playing 3 at the back - #Barcelona and their financial levers - #Roma to win the #scudetto   Tune in for...

The new season is upon us and it feels like Christmas... unless you're a #ManchesterUnited fan. The #TenHag era feels very much like the previous era at United, but, it is still early days and Brighton are no mugs. Elsewhere, there were wins for: #Arsenal #Spurs and #Chelsea while Fulham earned a deserved point against #liverpool   Tune in for a full rundown of our takes n all of the wee...

This is it. Our final show before the season starts again. This has probably been the longest summer of ever but there's finally light at the end of the tunnel.  In a break from tradition, we decided against doing our #PremierLeague predictions until the season has begun. Instead, we used this time to rant about a few things  Enjoy!

Hello hi and welcome back to Armchair Gaffers. This is our penultimate episode before the season gets back underway and life can return to normal again.  Today we looked at how a few clubs have performed in their recent games and what conclusions we can draw from preseason performances - do they even count?!  We also ran through a few transfers and spoke on how we expect players a settle...

Another week of us doing out best to bring you football content during this extremely dry period. We should be preparing for the World Cup Final and making excuses for why Gareth Southgate still deserves to be England manager despite not making it out the group stages. But instead we're doing football gossip and transfer round ups Enjoy