Armchair Analysts

In this episode, a mournful pair of Analysts bid farewell to their beloved Bielsa, as the Argentine departs Leeds United. How will his replacement, Jesse Marsch, fare at Elland Road? Also up for discussion are the Carabao Cup Final, the apology issued by Mike Riley and PGMOL to Everton following a controversial decision and whether Arsenal are on the up. 

A shorter ep this week, breaking down the rise of NFTs in the Premier League and the most exciting game of the weekend, Spurs' dramatic victory over Man City at the Etihad. Timestamps: 00:50 NTFs in the game 15:35 Spurs take down Man City yet again - should we be surprised? Should City be fearful??

This week the Analysts recap the AFCON Final and some of the tournament's highlights, give an instant reaction to the Newcastle-Everton relegation showdown, and look at some of the teams surprisingly dumped out of the FA Cup. 

Another record breaking January transfer window has come to an end, with some intriguing moves from several different Premier League players and clubs.  We take our pick of the most interesting and potentially impactful signings made this month, as well as a closer look at two clubs who have done a lot of business - and who needed to do a lot of business - Everton and Newcastle.

This week the Analysts answer last week’s question of Benitez’s future, take a look at the arrival of Philippe Coutinho at Aston Villa, and assess the Bundesliga’s approach to postponement. 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:48 Rafa Benitez sacked by Everton 00:18:57 Philippe Coutinho returns to the Prem 00:27:00 Useless Trivia 00:36:25 Christian Eriksen offered contract by Brentford 00:43:03 AFCON updat...

Matches are getting postponed left and right in England, and some under suspicious circumstances. Tottenham and Everton are both wasting away. Long live AFCON month. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Intro 00:03:17 Liverpool won't be investigated by the EFL, the curious case of Leicester's injuries, the mistakes in English Football's treatment of Covid times and AFCON 00:36:23 Useless Trivia  00:39:56 Con...

In this episode, the Analysts put on their Sporting Directors' caps and take turns going down the table to determine the single best (and mostly realistic) signing for each of the Premier League's 20 teams. Who's in need of a new talisman and who just needs their squad shoring up?

Manchester United can't seem to win a game with their new tactical setup, the January transfer window is upon us, and a mid-season look at the Premier League's top performers. The Analysts break it down. Timestamps: 00:00:36 Manchester United’s struggling system 00:19:49 Ferran Torres to Barcelona - but why?! 00:34:34 Jarrod Bowen is West Ham’s gift that keeps on giving 00:39:52 Useless Trivia 00:...

In this episode, the Analysts discuss Leeds’ downfall and who’s to blame, why Chelsea are struggling to continue at last season’s level, and whether Arsenal are on the up for good under Arteta.

This week the Analysts take a look at how the Ballon d'Or has changed since voting opened up from 2007 - has the winner of the illustrious award always been the correct one? Also up for discussion are the COVID outbreak at Spurs, Jude Bellingham's comments on former match-fixer Felix Zwayer and the appointment of Ralf Rangnick at Manchester United.  00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:45 Should we va...

This week the Analysts take a step back from the ins and outs of league football to take a look at how the World Cup is shaping up, one year from now. Several nations have now qualified - and it still hangs in the balance for many others. Here we take a look at who is looking the strongest, who are our dark horses for the competition at the moment, and a broad look at who’s headed to the playoffs...

This week the Analysts take a look at the first games for several clubs and their new managers - who all seem to have enjoyed a boost to form under new management. Watford scored 4 past Manchester United to finally put Solsjkaer out of a job, and 12 goals were scored across Burnley-Palace and Newcastle-Brighton. All that and more awaits! 

It's the International Break but football hasn't slowed down one bit. Several clubs have now appointed new managers, while elsewhere on either end of the England team, Harrys Kane and Maguire have been enjoying mixed praises. On the other side of things, one London club has a big new investor. Timestamps below: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:51 Eddie Howe confirmed for Newcastle 00:16:32 Norwich clos...

This week the Analysts take a look at the managerial merry-go-round that's taken place of late, with new openings made and those same openings filled.  00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:45 Conte to Spurs 00:23:27 Xavi to Barcelona 00:37:05 Useless Trivia 00:41:30 Farke sacked by Norwich 00:47:23 Smith sacked by Villa

This week the Analysts take a look at the 5-0 mauling delivered to United at the hands of Liverpool over the weekend, and what it means not only for both of those teams, but the state of the Premier League. Also up for discussion are the fates of West Ham and Spurs, whether Norwich should be banned from the top flight, and what's going on in Serie A.  00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:34 Manchester...

Was Ronaldo returning to Manchester United just a big mistake all round? Should Chelsea switch their system to get more from Lukaku if they're winning games anyway? Is Mohamed Salah the best player in the world right now? All that and more in this week's episode. Timestamps: 00:00:38 Manchester United vs Leicester 00:10:24 Ronaldo Regrets? 00:19:28 Brentford vs Chelsea 00:29:18 Useless Trivia 00:3...

This week the Analysts take a look at the Newcastle takeover - it’s finally been completed. Who will they buy, how much can they spend, and how long is Steve Bruce for this world? 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:36 Newcastle’s Takeover 00:46:24 Useless Trivia 00:48:50 The Nations League Final

In this episode, the Analysts have a look at some of the news coming out of the fan-led review of football governance taking place in the UK, with the final report to be published later this month. Also up for discussion is Watford making the first managerial sacking of the season, and three different Premier League sides off to notable starts.  00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:41 The fan-led revi...

Having taken a break from covering the recent Premier League results to discuss transfers and predictions, the Analysts take a look at what's happened over the last few weeks in the league. From Spurs to Man City and from Brighton to Leeds there have been peaks and troughs in early season form for almost every club. Much to discuss.

In this episode, the Analysts bring in footballing icon Xavi to give his top five Premier League transfers of the summer window. 

In this episode, the Analysts take a look at the second half of their Premier League predictions. Which three sides will face the drop, and which sides look set to kick on after a successful summer? 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:45 Cameron flees the Corsairios 00:04:25 11th Place 00:09:50 12th Place 00:15:42 13th Place 00:21:28 14th Place 00:26:45 15th Place 00:32:00 Useless Trivia 00:39:56 16th Pla...

This week the Analysts take a look at how they see the 21/22 Premier League finishing up, with the first half of their prediction of final league standings. Also up for discussion are the bizarre abandonment of the Brazil-Argentina game, England's likeable lads, and the proposal for a 2 Year World Cup.  00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:40 Brazil vs. Argentina Abandoned 00:05:35 Hungary vs. England...

Some huge potential and confirmed transfers across the board have made for an exciting week of Premier League and European activity. Oh, and the games have been pretty good too. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:39 Ronaldo to Manchester United 00:11:55 Mbappe to Real Madrid 00:25:17 Useless Trivia 00:29:05 Spurs 1-0 Watford 00:35:25 Manchester City 5-0 Arsenal 00:44:56 Newcastle 2-2 Southamp...

This week the Analysts take a look at the statement coming from the Premier League to not allow players to travel to red-list countries for their international games, the brawl that broke out between Nice fans and Marseille players, and the reason Anthony Martial keeps getting another chance. 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:42 The Premier League statement on the international break 00:20:25 Nice vs. M...

The Premier League is BACK! The Analysts take a look at the opening games of the 21/22 season and break down who surprised us, who disappointed us, and who's up to business as usual. Stay tuned for Useless Trivia, a revamping of Settling the Score, and a hot take featuring none other than Grant Holt.  00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:32 Manchester United 5-1 Leeds 00:09:28 Brentford 2-0 Arsenal 00...