Are You Wearing A Helmet? - An Actual Play RPG

After a not so brief hiatus, the gang returns to the table to start a new brave story. Keith Allen takes the reins and learns the folly of his choices. It's a tale of long box text, thin back stories, and heavy fat shaming. 

The continuing romp through the D&D module, The Death House.  Can the gang find their way back out before the mystery of the house and the greed of their souls trap them forever? It's a tale of creepy houses, bad descriptions, and questionable moral ethics of "heroic" adventurers.

Join us for a romp through the D&D module, The Death House.  Can the gang find their way back out before the mystery of the house and the greed of their souls trap them forever? It's a tale of creepy houses, bad descriptions, and questionable moral ethics of "heroic" adventurers.

Join us for a howling good time as we explore the northern wilds of Michigan and the all too primal horror it contains.  Can the gang unlock the mystery before carnage, blood lust, and greed overwhelm them all?  It's a tale of things that hide in the wild, bad accents, and harsh mockery of the producer whose only crime is trying to bring joy to others. (No, it's fine.  I'm sure he's over it.)

Things heat up for the party as it faces a genie that grants wishes, so long as those wishes are pain. A tale of fire, smoke and minotaur cheerleaders

After a summer hiatus we join the party as it finds out more backstory that it'll be sure to soon forget. A tale of poisonous gas clouds, DMs that can't add, and a glimpse of the past.

Arkadios learns a bit more of his past from the minotaurs of the city of Gnossos. A tale of history lessons, Rick's Rules of the Road, and just how tall Ken is, or isn't.

The party begins to make the rounds in the city of true minotaurs. A tale of cow jokes, life lessons, and luxuriating dwarves.

After months of travel, trouble, and trials the party nears its destination.  A tale of visceral spies, bizarre games, and living legends.

The party finds itself fighting a subterranean terror. A tale of stable wizards, dirty trolls and damage resistance: pointy things. 

As the party explores the ruins of the Oasis, they find that they aren't alone. A tale of how three heads are more dangerous then one, old campaign tales, and dangers of becoming tainted.

You asked and  the guys answered. We answer a few questions from the mail bag during this intimate sessions of sharing. From magic latrine bags, Chris Card's most angry moment, and why Rick plays doesn't play video games. Just remember, you did ask.

The party finds that the Oasis of the Weeping Woman isn't as abandoned as expected. A tale of dancing lights, juggling rangers, and a captivating beauty.

Join us as we explore strange new vistas of horror, non Euclidean geometry, and slime girt cyclopean ruins as we play the horror classic RPG Call of Cthulhu. A tale of sleep deprived GMs. deadly furniture, and why Rick will never. ever be allowed to play a character with a gun again.

As the party makes its way across the burning sands they encounter a strange new find: a dwarven hermit with some bitter teachings for the party's resident monk archer. A tale of insults, a very happy Chris and unexpected displays of friendship.

The party finds itself finally free of the Tomb of Anki and back on the trail to the Oasis of the Weeping Woman, along with a whole new rules system for Rick to not learn. A tale of converts, mushroom men, and spore visions.

With its cleric turned into even more of a babbling imbecile how will the party fare against the traps and guardians of Anki's Tomb? Judging from Eric's die rolling in this episode, the outlook is grim. A tale of historical motherlodes, Ashirian social niceties, and hungry, hungry statues.

The party finds itself fighting opponents that can't be bargained with. That can't be reasoned with and don't feel pity, remorse, or fear. Will the party be terminated? Listen to find out. A tale of dazzled eyes, the perils of grave robbing, and a whole boatload of constructs.

A Random Dungeon Are You Wearing a Helmet adventure: Join us for an extra special session of the podcast where the whole group gets to break out the 1st and 2nd Edition books and ride the waves of probability. An adventure so special you get five morons for the price of four. A tale of interrupted character stories, Team Bob, "sleeping" orcs, and how to really influence people.

Out of the frying pan and into the fire (if the fire was a bunch of spear wielding piles of calcium) the party finds itself fighting another skeletal phalanx as it tries to plumb the secrets of Anki's tomb. A tale of endless quivers, ossified bets, and the slow roll of plot points.

Plunging into the lost crypt of a legendary king, the party finds that even the deceased are leery of giving up their loot. A tale of cultured sphinxes, salmon leaping monks, and one very, very long fight.

A chance encounter with an old class mate leads the party into a quest for fortune and glory. A tale of ophidian invaders, archery duels, and greed driven mages that aren't Rick.

The party rounds into the home stretch as they confront the true evil behind the curse of the Ruins. Also Ken gets to live out his sound effect dreams. Please don't encourage him by liking it. A tale of twisted temples, melancholy marionettes, and father issues.

What mysteries and perils await the party as it ventures into a blasphemous mockery of Merrick's church? Well, let's just say you're probably going to want to turn your volume down in the last ten minutes. A tale of undead scribblers, unwholesome gardens, and maniacal dentists.

The party finds itself back to its rescuing ways as it braves ancient, shunned ruins for the sake of three overconfident teenagers. Not to be nice mind you, but mostly because Rick doesn't want to pay a tariff. A tale of tenebrous tendrils, the bones of ancient heroes, and dancing golems.