Are You Scared of These Stories?

In episode 26, the Scary Storytellers are mauled to death by bears. aysots.com twitter: @aysots instagram: AYSOTS itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/…/are-you-scared-the…/id1059640032…

Calculator salesman Mark Mallowcup is turned into a cyborg by Japanese physicist Michio Kaku before teleporting through time and space to the soon-to-be Lost Colony of Roanoke in the year 1588 AD. The only thing standing between the Colony of Roanoke and the army of sentient, blood-thirsty Gatorade Machines hell-bent on its destruction, is a half man, half calculator with a score to settle.

For the most heinous of prank phone call offenses, criminals against the American way of life who commit these phone related acts of terror are sent to a black site used by the F.C.C.'s Special Anti-Prank Phone Call Enforcement Squad (S.A.P.P.C.E.S.) located beneath sunny Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where officers acting on behalf of the United States government enact brutal corporal and psychological pu...

Joan Osborne's immortal classic "What if God Was One of Us?" was probably written about a homeless man named Roofus who loves to eat beans, party with malt liquor and crap his pants. Unfortunately for the members of the scary storytellers society, the almighty Roofus has staked claim to their campfire spot and will fight off anybody who tries to "blow up his spot" with his trusty cursed knife.

The scary storytellers band together to honor their dead friend only to discover his spirit has possessed Plucky the Sailor doll. Unlike Chucky from Child’s Play, Plucky the sailor boy is the only doll who’s “a true shipmen of the navy” and dances to clam digs in little wooden booties. If the scary storytellers can’t get their friend’s soul back into his body by midnight, he’ll be trapped inside P...

Get your Surge kids and get ready to chug it down right along with the Surge Rangers in part two of this action-packed, Surge soaked thrill ride! Trapped in Angel Valley and forced to fight alongside the Surge Rangers, the Scary Storytellers dive deeper into the fully loaded, carbos fueled nightmare world of the Surge Rangers TV show as they do battle with giant monsters using Surge powered dino-b...

The Scary Storytellers quickly learn the true power of Surge after being sucked into an action-packed episode of a show that's sponsored by the fully loaded soda. Surge Rangers Theme performed by Johnny Dicarlo of Neverwake and Josh Revels of Chaos Killed

When Sumptin Teas becomes the new Are Your Scared Sponsor, the scary storytellers are magically whisked away to the Sumptin Tea ranch where they learn the terrifying secret of what makes every brewed batch of Sumptin Teas so strong

One of the members of the Scary Storytellers makes a deal with the Tennamen's Coffee Corporation exchanging scary story tapes for a limitless supply of delicious Tennamen's coffee with bold flavor that's really good.

One of the members of the scary storytellers uses an old CB radio to communicate with his dead uncle across time and space so they can stop his murder.

To escape the chill of winter and get into the Christmas spirit, the members of the Scary Storytellers Society gather together indoors around the Yule log fire only to discover that an escaped mental patient is killing his way back home for the holidays, and he has enacted the Santa Clause giving him the powers of Old Saint Nick.

After one of the members of the Scary Storytellers loses half of his family in a horrible accident, he inherits a collection of Al Hitchcock films that inspire him to follow his dreams of being a filmmaker. He tells the guys the plot of his upcoming film, the story of Walter Pith...Perth a man who watches the world with eyes that pop out of his skull like the lady from Ripley's Believe It or Not!

The scary storytellers are abducted by extra terrestrials and taken aboard an alien space craft where they're subjected to bizarre experiments, disco parties and relentless probing.

Owens tells the scary storytellers about his college days when he was so desperate for a place of his own that he agreed to help an aspiring chef kill a vampire of the time sucking variety.

There's a growing schism dividing the Scary Storytellers Society after one of the members gets a questionable tattoo to honor his friend.

Guest storyteller, Tim Napolitan, tells the Scary Storytellers a story about a detective that involves cops, drug addicts and serial killers and The Super Mario Bros.

Owens tries to remember the awesome time he had partying with his new bros at their lake house near Savage Hill and uncovers the dark origin of the band Savage Garden in the process

Hibbs tells the story of a middle schooler, Colt Danielson, who enters a world of demon ninjas in his attempt to learn karate and gain self confidence.

A combination of Full House and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Jenkins scares the gang this week with the story of The Ogners, a dysfunctional family with a love for chicken and dirt bikes and a hatred for mailmen.

Hibbs, Owens and Jenkins end up lost in the middle of the woods during a blizzard. To get their blood flowing, they tell each other a scary story about Hibbs' father confusing the legendary Chupacabra for a Mexican Furbee doll.

Hibbs tells a sci-fi horror story about giant aliens spiders that take over corporate America.

Cross country calculator salesman, Mark Mallowcup, enters a world beyond natural, dare we say, supernatural. When Mark attempts to quench his thirst, he gets more than he bargains for and falls prey to a living, breathing Gatorade machine.

Die-hard parrothead Owens recounts the time he encountered two killer robots at a Jimmy Buffett concert--special guest star The Ghost of Jimmy Buffett. Cheeseburger in Paradise? More like Cheeseburger in Hell!

Owens tells a spooky tale of his bad ass Uncle Dutch dealing with the dangerous demon clown, Dreddo.

Prepare to get real scared and real sexy when exploring the erotic journey of a young man who finds his soul mate in the heart of a cat-human hybrid. It's a story proving that age is just a number and species is just a label. So get ready to get scared.