Apocalypse and Avocados (Carissa

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa.

Comedy EN ↓ 30 episodes

Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of modern life with unfiltered humor and overpriced produce. From dating apps to climate dread, nothing’s off-limits. It’s part survival guide, part group therapy, all too real. New episodes every Monday & Thursday. Follow us on Facebook and our other socials: IG & Threads Apocalypse_and_Avocados; Snapchat, X, & Bluesky @ApocAndAvocados; TikTok @apocalypse.and. AvocadosBecause if we’re going down, we’re doing it with guac and gay panic.

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Apocalypse and Avocados (Carissa

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We Can’t Afford to Cry Anymore (It’s Dehydrating) 05.06.2025 1:03:05

💸 We Can’t Afford to Cry Anymore (It’s Dehydrating) Welcome to late-stage capitalism, where avocados cost $3.29 and therapy is $180/hour—if you’re lucky. With Carissa recovering from sticker shock in the egg aisle, Shaun and Peter spiral into the absolute absurdity of trying to exist in a world where rent is a joke, healthcare is a scam, and your favorite cereal is now a luxury item. From $28 piz...

Pride Across The Map: How We Celebrate Around The World! 02.06.2025 54:38

🎧 Pride Across The Map: How We Celebrate Around the World! 🌈 Pack your glitter passport and emotional support fan—this week on Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re boarding a rainbow rocket to explore Pride around the world. From the riotous roots of Stonewall to the boat parades of Amsterdam and yodeling queens in Switzerland, we’re diving deep into how LGBTQ+ communities celebrate, resist, and sp...

Spiraling Into Summer: Work Woes, Family Chaos, and Pride Pre-Gaming 29.05.2025 1:08:11

Work got you spiraling? Family driving you wild? Pride month just around the corner and you’re already emotionally overdrawn? Same, Doomscrollers. This week, Shaun, Peter, and Carissa are serving up a mess of work horror stories, family legends, and vacation chaos—plus a glitter-drenched preview of Pride season. From greasy bosses and group chat drama to ferry rides from hell and poolside confessi...

Closed For Maintenance, Emotional Labor Isn't Free! 26.05.2025 1:07:55

Think your group chat is messy? This week, the Doomscrollers are diving into the wild world of emotional labor, friendship boundaries, and the art of surviving unsolicited vent sessions—without losing your mind (or your snacks). Expect unfiltered rants, relatable chaos, and a twist you won’t see coming. Join Peter and the crew as they unpack the real talk behind being everyone’s emotional support...

No Filter, Just Feelings (and F-bombs) 24.05.2025 59:30

No Filter, Just Feelings (and F-bombs) In this delightfully unfiltered episode of Apocalypse & Avocados , your favorite trio—Carissa, Peter, and Shaun—peel back the perfectly filtered layers of social media to talk real authenticity in the age of clout-chasing. From TikTok trends and music culture to the emotional chaos of parenting and the hot mess that is current events, they serve up laughs...