Anti-wave

Remember that one episode when we exchanged Robert for some German guy, and he kept making fart noises the whole episode? Well, if you like foreigners intruding on our way of life, this week’s episode is going to make you exchange in your pants! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE EXCHANGE and share their top 5 exchange movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or...

Why is life so unfair that Val Kilmer loses his voice, yet these two assholes are still yapping every week? Join Robert and Ira as they discuss VAL and share their top 5 ‘gonna die soon’ movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have been a handsome, sexy movie star of the ‘80s and ‘90s, bu...

We once had an idea about a couple of idiots who found a giant cockroach and tried to train him to serve ice cream cones. But everyone told us that no one would ever want to watch a movie about bugs. Guess they were wrong! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss MANDIBLES and share their top 5 foreign films. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So,...

Sometimes, I think this podcast should be given a long prison sentence… Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION and share their top 5 prison movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a successful banker and you’re found guilty of murdering your wife and you’re sent t...

When Ira and Robert tried to go to Florida to make money stripping, Ira broke a hip and Robert induced mass vomiting when people saw him with his shirt off. Tampa sucks. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss ZOLA and share their top 5 grrrrl power movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be...

I always wanted to make a movie about a bunch of people who were killing and robbing each other over a McDonald’s breakfast sandwich. That was I could repeatedly call it the McMuffin MacGuffin. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss NO SUDDEN MOVE and share their top 5 film noir movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wonder...

We know all about the trials and tribulations of a couple of guys who’ve been at it for years, have cranked out wonderful content, yet somehow no one seems to have heard of them. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE SPARKS BROTHERS and share their top 5 band documentaries. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what...

You won’t want to snooze through this episode! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss AWAKE and share their top 5 sleep movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a former soldier and a mother of two kids, and then a weird-ass catastrophe wipes out all electronics and takes away all of human...

You know, she’s not really ‘in’ the window. She’s actually more ‘behind’ the window. Or ‘on the other side of’ the window. I mean, she’d have to be pretty thin to fit into a window. Just sayin’. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE WOMAN IN THE WINDOW and share their top 5 window movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever...

Not since that joke about the Staten Island Ferry have you laughed this hard about a stowaway! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss STOWAWAY and share their top 5 stowaway movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be launched on a two-year mission to Mars, but a stowaway falls from a panel i...

This week’s episode poses a serious moral judgement call. One man must face the decision to tell another the truth or hide it from him so that he can enjoy life. But in the end, Robert just blurted out that Ira smells weird and Ira just screamed that Robert is an egomaniac, and they carried on with the rest of the show. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss TELL ME WHO I AM and share their top 5 awk...

They say you’re nobody ‘till somebody loves you. That’s why Robert and Ira are nobody to anybody and everybody. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss NOBODY and share their top 5 getting bolder movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a meek and timid family man whose home is broken into...

We would have put together a better show this week, but who cares? Oh. You care? A lot? Join Robert and Ira as they discuss I CARE A LOT and share their top 5 caretaker movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a cold-hearted gay bitch who always vapes and runs a successful scam as a cou...

Hey, Oscars! We can relate; we lose half our audience when we get super talky, too! Join Robert and Ira, along with their special guest film professor Eric Swelstad, as they discuss the Oscar nominated short BURROW along with their take on the 93rd Academy Awards, plus share their top 5 woke moments in movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music....

This week, two of the most important entertainment personalities finally get together for a long drawn out conversation. Oh, you thought I was talking about Pacino and De Niro in HEAT? Nah, it’s just Robert and Ira yapping endlessly about HEAT. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss HEAT, and share their top 5 ensemble movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google...

What’s podcast quality got to do… got to do with it? What’s podcast quality, but a second-tier element to your audio-listening entertainment? Join Robert and Ira as they discuss TINA, and share their top 5 domestic abuse movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a Black female singer who...

Finally, a movie we can personally relate to: a funny Jew and a victim of his molestation. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss ALLEN v. FARROW, and share their top 5 nasty breakup movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a neurotic, nerdy, Jewish filmmaker who’s beloved by a legion of l...

Tony Danza once posed a wonderful question: Who is the boss? Well, this week’s movie finally reveals the answer. It was Mel Gibson, all along (man, and all this time, I thought it was Alyssa Milano). Join Robert and Ira as they discuss BOSS LEVEL, and share their top 5 ‘boss level’ movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever...

Good thing Trump secretly purchased Greenland, otherwise this week’s movie would be totally implausible. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss GREENLAND, and share their top 5 ‘run for the hills’ movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be hosting a barbecue with your neighbors and your soon...

What did the Asian farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss MINARI, and share their top 5 immigrant movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a South Korean and you came to America and brought your unappreciative wife and your son with a hole i...

In this week’s episode Robert and Ira try to solve the case of the stolen podcast talent (answer: it never existed in the first place). Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE KID DETECTIVE, and share their top 5 detective movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a small town detective...

Originally, our hosts thought this week’s movie was called WIFE IN A GAY, which sounded much up their alley. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss LIFE IN A DAY 2020, and share their top 5 movies with multiple directors.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to watch one specific day of last year w...

Once, Ira tried taking a ride with a creepy dude all the way to Palmdale. It was Robert. But it ended in much the same way as this movie: someone dead in a hole in the middle of the desert. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE LITTLE THINGS, and share their top 5 ‘chasing a killer’ movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve e...

This week’s episode has more talk about anal probing than normal! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE VAST OF NIGHT, and share their top 5 alien movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be either a 14-year-old talkative switchboard operator or a teenage radio disc jockey always with y...

This episode really hit home for Robert. When he was in college, he had something awful happen to him, too. One night, he got drunk, went to a frat party, and that’s when… he met Ira. It was the worst night of his life. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN, and share their top 5 rape movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Mus...