Anti-wave

Better bring a ladder to this episode, because we’re reaching new heights!  Join Robert and Ira as they discuss APOLLO 10 1/2: A SPACE AGE CHILDHOOD and share their top kids’ POV movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a kid growing up in Houston in the late ‘60s and you...

Everyone warned us that this movie only takes place in one location. But when they said Brendan Fraser sits around the house, they really meant he sits around the house! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE WHALE and share their top fat movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be mega h...

The last time Robert and Ira climbed a mega-tower, Ira said, “This view is breathtaking!" Robert replied, "Yeah, and it would be even better if we weren't standing on the bottom rung of the ladder!” Join Robert and Ira as they discuss FALL and share their top stuck movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it...

This week’s movie really ‘bridges the gap’ between audiences and high critical acclaim! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss CAUSEWAY and share their top change of behavior movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a female soldier stationed in Afghanistan and you got fucked up in the hea...

This week’s episode comes at you hard, liked a runaway train… Join Robert and Ira as they discuss DEERWOODS DEATHTRAP and share their top train movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a parent and you’re recounting a story about how 50 years ago, you, your spouse, your four-year-old s...

What kind of amateur tries to break into the porn industry and only stops at two dicks in the butt? Gotta go three, at least. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss PLEASURE and share their top ‘in-over-their-head’ movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a hot sexy blonde from Sweden who...

This episode may seem like it’s a mess, but trust me, it’s all going accordion to plan. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY and share their top 5 weird movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a weird kid who likes to make up goofy lyrics to songs, but both...

This week’s episode is perfect for a long road trip! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss WATCH OUT, WE’RE MAD! and share their top 5 comma titles.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be one of two brothers, and you were pissed at each other, but after 25 years you put aside your grudges and...

I haven’t seen this much presidential dick sucking since Bill Clinton added his signature chowder to Lewinsky’s dress. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss BLONDE and share their top 5 zaftig ladies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a really hot sexy blonde and your mom beats you and yo...

The last time Robert and Ira were hired to find a long-lost son in a foreign country, they ended up in Shanghai with a scorching case of herpes. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY and share their top 5 Matt Damon movies… again.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be...

Ironic that this week’s show is hosted by the two guys who don’t ever have a clue. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss CLUE and share their top 5 ‘whodunit’ movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a group of zany eccentric people trapped in an old mansion greeted by a butler a...

If you need dating advice, the cohosts of Anti-wave are available for training… for a fee. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss TRAINING WHEELS and share their top 5 date movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a chick who is kinda introverted and insecure and you’ve got a hot date in...

Take it from us, this episode 6000 SUX! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss ROBOCOP and share their top 5 cop movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a new cop on the beat in a futuristic and fucked up Detroit, and when you’re patrolling with your cute lady partner, you come across so...

Back in the ‘80s, Ira fucked Jan-Michael Vincent in the butt just so he could say he was in-famous. Burn!!! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss ANDREW SCHULZ: INFAMOUS and share their top 5 sick burns (bro).  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be an obscure somewhat underground comedian who...

Truth be told, Robert and Ira both like their movies how they like their apples: hardcore. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss HARDCORE HENRY and share their top 5 POV shots.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to wake up and your wife says she loves you and explains you are now a half cyborg w...

If I had to dance with either of these jackasses for 60 days straight, I’d ask to have my brains blown out, too! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THEY SHOOT HORSES, DON’T THEY? and share their top 5 dance movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a nice enough guy who’s kind of a neb...

Cheerio, mate! Ira’s nickname in high school was ‘The Joke Bloke’, so this week’s episode hits really hard for him. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss Ricky Gervais’ SUPERNATURE and share their top 5 funny blokes.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a British stand-up comic who is also a...

I remember when Robert and Ira tried to homestead. They made it as far as the edge of town before Ira started trying to have sex with the farm animals and Robert resorted to cannibalism. Life on the range is a toughie, for sure. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss TERROR ON THE PRAIRIE and share their top 5 women with guns movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or...

What is a woman? Dunno, but I found myself asking that same question after I picked up a prostitute and took her home, only to discover that she had a dick that was bigger than mine. I mean, she looked like a chick from the waist up… Join Robert and Ira as they discuss WHAT IS A WOMAN? and share their top 5 movie questions.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google...

As George Carlin once said, “Always do whatever's next.” And what’s next for you is this week’s podcast. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss GEORGE CARLIN’S AMERICAN DREAM and share their top 5 “things you can’t say” in movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a stand-up comic and your...

Want absolute 100% definitive proof that the election was stolen? Vermin Supreme didn’t win. We’d be riding our free pony with our clean teeth, basking in the glow of never knowing anything about Hitler, but nooooooo. The establishment just wants to keep you tied down, man… Join Robert and Ira as they discuss 2000 MULES and share their top 5 animal titles.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher...

Stealing the Declaration of Independence. Stealing a plane filled with convicts. Stealing another man’s face. Stealing… our hearts. Seems like Nic Cage is always stealing something. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT and share their top 5 Nicolas Cage movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if y...

In this episode, Ira and Robert show you just why they make such a fantastic duo. They’ll take you to their pair-ellel universe. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE and share their top 5 parallel universe movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a woma...

What’s the ASL sign for ‘two douchebags with a microphone?’ Join Robert and Ira as they discuss CODA and share their top 5 French film remakes.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be the daughter of deaf parents, and you’re kind of awkward and shit, and you join the high school choir and get...

What’d you say about my woman’s hair??? Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE OSCARS and share their top 5 Oscar host wishlist. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a big Hollywood superstar and you’ve been nominated for an Oscar for best actor, and the word on the street is you’ve got a...