Ant Fm - What Is This?!

Send us Fan Mail Why did we name this episode Extremes?  Because it was better than naming it "Toothpaste & Orange Juice"!  Producer Dan and I kick around some statue dropping, NASCAR hating, convention ditching and we place our apricot in chief under the microscope to analyze his next move.  All this and a bag of of chips so tune in!

Send us Fan Mail Doc and John are back!  We tried to talk about some baseball and some TV but, guess what?  John is still pissed!  It's not all anger but, he was not done!

Send us Fan Mail In this exciting installment, Producer Dan and I hold a retirement party for our least favorite aunt.  We also kick around the violence befalling our nations statues, the looney tunes catalog, blackface, whiteface and who wore it worst, and race riots. If you missed it live on our soon to be released app just come on in and put on your antface.

Send us Fan Mail My dad, the Alien King is back!  There have been some newly declassified incidents and he's ready to inform us about them!  We get into a few other topics but, the "greys" are the major topic today!

Send us Fan Mail Producer Dan is back!  We dissect the current state of affairs and how the atomic cheeto is handling things.  Topics also include franchise killer movies and a short but concise book review about the excesses of the 1970's.  Really.  Its a lot of stupid for one hour so buckle up.

Send us Fan Mail This one is a little different because the world is little different.  Actually, maybe it isn't different at all and that's the problem.  Doc is back and our friend Fireman John is with him and we talk about social justice, inequality and just being angry.  You thought I was angry?  John is pissed!  This one could be a little polarizing.  Just remember, the views express...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Hippy David is back and he has backup!  His wife is with him this time to make sure we're on our best behavior! He helps me finish the planter box project and we talk about the country re-opening!  We're testing something new during this episode but,  you'll have to listen to find out what!  More on that to come!

Send us Fan Mail It's getting hotter!  Dan and I discuss The Orange One and his "super duper missiles", Reality stars going rogue, Wisconsin Bars opening up and get into it about books vs movies.  We are open for curbside screwup!

Send us Fan Mail If you were expecting a certain character from your past who is made out of clay to be getting fucked up on this episode you would be wrong. (If you dont know, search Mr Bill on You Tube) Trust me.  This special guest is much better.

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, I sit down with a friend of my son that has a story he wants to tell.  It's a wild ride that had me wondering what ELSE is going to happen!  Buckle up!

Send us Fan Mail For episode 16 we try to cut our COVID talk to a minimum and do our best to lay off "The Orange One" but Producer Dan and I head down some hard roads.  The only way out was to travel back in time and play a computer game from 1981.  Badly.

Send us Fan Mail Today we get a guest in that has a lot of pokers in the fire!  Comic, writer, photographer, he's trying to do it all!  We talk about it all this time, covid (of course) politics, and the topic of the day had to do with washing your butthole!  Clearly, things are coming off the rails!

Send us Fan Mail After all the talk, Doc has finally made it to the Ant Cave!  He definitely had some catching up to do!  We finally get Doc's opinion on the virus and we talk about a BUNCH of shit!  You know how WE do!

Send us Fan Mail Producer Dan is back in the studio with me and we do our absolute best not to discuss disease, distance or anything that has to do with masks.  Instead we nerd out on Star Wars and make a bunch of stuff up.  The ANT is strong in this one...

Send us Fan Mail In this crazy dispatch from the Ant Hill I am joined by a man who asked to be referred to as "Julian" although he changes it midway through the episode.  Alcohol may or may not have been consumed.  Police are still looking for clues to what went on this night, so tune in and see if you can figure out what is going on.

Send us Fan Mail Week...7, 8 who knows?!  I'm not even sure what day it is...David is back and we talk about all kinds of shit!  Things are still crazy but, we're making it normal! (Still no greens though!)

Send us Fan Mail Today we salute the overachievers! You know who you are! If you see a giant red ant running after you during your morning jog at 8am don't be alarmed!  Its just how we show love. Anyway, Dan and I talk about stuff and we end up nerding out and talking about games.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode I get a surprise visit from my oldest son, Nigel.  He's been listening and he has things to talk about!  Aliens, ghosts and even a theory about...Carol Baskin! We still have to talk about covid but who isn't?!  It's getting to be a regular family reunion around here!

Send us Fan Mail After being locked up for 6 weeks we finally stop talking about the virus!   JUST KIDDING! (its all we talk about.) :) Actually Dan and I do a pretty good job of discussing entertainment options, approaches, techniques and we might actually mention a show or two after a brief segment which may or may not involve a disease.

Send us Fan Mail So, in this episode, I try a phone conversation with my Dad who has some interesting ideas about aliens and their role with this virus!  We also reminisce about music and the good old days.  Settle in for a not so typical parent conversation (if your parent happens to believe in aliens!)   

Send us Fan Mail Did you hear the one about the virus that came and took over everything and ruined everyone's lives?  No?  Well, we have you covered.  Today's Topic: Conspiracy Theories!

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, I sit down with my vendor and who knows,  possible cousin David Ortiz.  We discuss such things as being a modern hippy and sustainable gardens. A little Covid just to be consistent and maybe some Banana Splits!

Send us Fan Mail Episode 4 finds us on safari with the great Tiger King!  Oh, and we might discuss this whole virus thing since it keeps coming up.  Also, we may or may not touch on the care and feeding of baby tigers and offer tips on how to blow up your zoo empire.  1 month down, only 4 more til normal...

Send us Fan Mail  In our third attempt at an episode. Dan and I go on and on about (sigh) COVID, sheltering out of place and doing your best to find some sort of normalcy in your life. Our in studio guest is a dog named Caboose. So, sit back and enjoy and please remain 6ft back from this podcast. Do your part people! 

Send us Fan Mail  In the first episode, I sit down with my producer Dan and welcome everyone to the podcast. We ramble on about Sacramento, The Coronavirus, Being told to shelter in place and your fearless leader, Trump.