Helen and Olly

Answer Me This!

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Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann host the award-winning podcast that's been answering the world's questions since 2007. New episodes fortnightly - keep us going by supporting us at patreon.com/answermethis. Visit our official site at answermethispodcast.com and buy classic episodes and albums at answermethisstore.com

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Helen and Olly

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AMT328: NaNoWriMo, Boxes of Chocolates and Snooping on Christmas Presents 26.11.2015 41:23

How do you tell your mum that she is a STUPID WOMAN who is RUINING CHRISTMAS by buying you the WRONG GIFT? Plus other polite and classy problems compose AMT328. Find out more about the episode at http://amswermethispodcast.com/episode328. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe o...

AMT327: The Weeknd, Veggie Weddings and Greek Wine 12.11.2015 45:56

Pop the party poppers! AMT327 is here, with The Weeknd feeling his face and Andy McNab showing his face. Find out all about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode327. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSu...

AMT326: Crying, Gogglebox, and the Haka Dance 29.10.2015 42:59

Can farts cure crying? How is Gogglebox concocted? And what's really going on inside matryoshka dolls? Delve into these mysteries and more in AMT326, by visiting http://answermethispodcast.com/episode326. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://faceb...

AMT325: Circus Music, Submersibles and Tom from MySpace 15.10.2015 43:41

Today's questioneers face ruin: browser history ruining a surprise; other people ruining the choice of baby names; and ruining your own chances of shagging a houseguest. Don't ruin your own life by failing to listen to AMT325. Visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode325 to discover more about it. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or...

AMT324: Eggstraction, Disney Jail, and Boners 01.10.2015 42:59

Today's questioneers have family troubles: troubles with their parents' TMI; troubles with being an egg-peeling mother; troubles with having spawned a kid who's a bit of an arsehole. But wait, there's more! Find the full range of problems contained in this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode324.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123...

AMT323: Snail-Purging, Gondolas, and Macho Peas 17.09.2015 43:22

What is the greatest sorrow of being let go from a job? The loss of income? The blow to the self-esteem? The fear for the future? Or not even having tried the macho peas?????Listeners struggle with this and numerous other problems in AMT323. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode323.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial...

AMT322: Selfie Stick Deaths, Hair Transplants and Phone A Friend 03.09.2015 42:27

Today's listeners are afraid of holidays, perplexed by hair transplants, and worried about death by selfie stick. Find out more at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode322. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe o...

AMT321: XXX Parents, Networking and Bad Blood 20.08.2015 47:03

Today's questioneers are concerned about networking, Taylor Swift's 'Bad Blood', and what they've found on their parents' hard drives. Hear about these problems and more at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode321.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at ht...

AMT320: Romcoms, Red Velvet Cake, and Your Local Munch 06.08.2015 42:25

Today's questioneers are concerned about registering their babies, the first ever romantic comedy, and what the hell is so red in red velvet cake. For more details about this episode, and to obtain it via other means than this one, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode320.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Twe...

AMT319: Dominatrix Days Out, Glitter, and Paul Simon Says 23.07.2015 44:17

Today's questioneers share their despair about the correct mustard to use in recipes, the New Zealand flag referendum, and relationships with a dominatrix. For more details about this episode, and to obtain it via other means than this one, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode319.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answerm...

AMT318: Juliet's Balcony, Bluetooth and The Snip 09.07.2015 43:59

Today's questioneers wonder about Noel Edmonds's small Twitter fanbase, the oldest pub in Britain, and vasectomy aftercare. For more details about this episode, and different ways to obtain it, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode318.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyB...

AMT317: Multiplexes, the Peace Symbol and the D-Box 25.06.2015 43:05

Today we help listeners deal with their ex-flatmates, their saucy-looking sibling relationships, and their inferiority complexes over their local multiplex. We also learn about the peace symbol, St Petersburg becoming Leningrad becoming St Petersburg, and an extremely foolish bet one questioneer is in danger of losing. For more details about this episode, and different ways to obtain it, visit htt...

AMT316: Hypothetically Dead Flatmates, Actually Alive Mike Oldfield, and Quinoa 11.06.2015 41:51

How do you persuade your flatmate to bequeath you her cats? Should you pay for banana peel? And what should you do with a stranger's sweaty underwear? Find out more about this episode by:1. listening to it; 2. visiting http://answermethispodcast.com/episode316.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us twitter.com/h...

AMT315: Goatees, Jazz Dabs and Getting a Stonk On 28.05.2015 46:08

Today's questioneers need help with a caffeine overdose, infidelity discovery and getting a stonk on. Plus Olly discovers a surprising new phobia. You will find full notes about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode315Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our F...

AMT314: Tinfoil Hats, Stealing from Castles, and Giraffe Heads 14.05.2015 44:58

In AMT314 we tackle questions about how to dump your slowpoke training-buddy, what your children should call you, and what's up with tinfoil hats. Full notes about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode314Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend...

AMT313: Love on an Escalator, Political Posters and Poogatory 30.04.2015 45:52

A questioneer has to choose between her health and her dream job. Another wants to eat something older than he is. Decisions, decisions. Read more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode313 Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis) Tweet us twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at facebook.com...

AMT312: Jobs in Antarctica, Yog(h)(o)urt, and Small Manparts 16.04.2015 48:15

Today we hear from questioneers who are dreaming of Antarctica, dreaming of pub quiz victory, and dreaming of riding a non-tiny wanger. Read more about the episode at Send questions to , or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us Be our Facebook friend at Subscribe on iTunes Buy old episodes and albums at answermethisstore.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

AMT311: Buddha, Starbucks and the Hollywood Walk of Fame 02.04.2015 46:04

Today we learn the topless past of the Starbucks logo, how you get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and the cost of installing a bowling alley in your house. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode311.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Fa...

AMT310: Brownies, Crisps and the Jurassic Park Ballet 19.03.2015 42:15

Today's episode features post-coital smoking, Cubs in a car crash, and the continuing soap opera of one poor questioneer's life. Visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode310 for more information about this episode, plus a whole load of other jazz. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/hele...

AMT309: Baked Bean Baths, Gotham and Melanie Griffith's Lion 05.03.2015 44:38

Unsuitable celebrity pets prowl through today's episode; visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode309 to find out more about it. We also take a dip in a charity bathful of beans, try to see into Snoopy's psyche, and cosh each other with stage weapons. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/...

AMT308: Pink Hair, Sleeping Naked and Tom Jones's Knickers 19.02.2015 43:22

Today we deliberate over careers, redundancy, hair dye and the Royals eating hot dogs. Jog over to http://answermethispodcast.com/episode308 to learn more about this episode. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe...

AMT307: Happy Meals, Grumpy Cat and Coconuts 05.02.2015 40:39

Hey you! Stroll over to http://answermethispodcast.com/episode307 to learn more about this episode. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http...

AMT306: Ainsley Harriott, Colleagues on Tinder, and Chicken Kiev 22.01.2015 47:21

Jog along to answermethispodcast.com/episode306 to read all about today's episode. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at answermethisstore.com Learn more about you...

AMT305: Stolen Olives, Men with Tiny Feet, and Chicken and Egg 08.01.2015 42:37

Happy new year, listeners! The first AMT of 2015 is an absolute peach, so trot over to to read all about it. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AMT304: Roller Derby, Baby Models and the Swiss Cheese Pervert 11.12.2014 46:20

All the information you crave about AMT304 is at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode304.The Answer Me This! Christmas is available at http://answermethisstore.com, as well as iTunes and Amazon. Fill your boots. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices