Anime Sickos

The Sickos discuss the story of the millenium: Obama is allegedly gay with Tucker's buddy. This is sure to really move the needle. Plus, numerous goofy segments and discussions of the games Nioh 2 and Luck be a Landlord.

With Joe's baby on the way, the Sickos use their genius minds to solve the age old question of how to be a perfect parent who raises a child who never experiences sadness or pain. The answer: make them play a bunch of JRPGs and Mario. Touch screens do NOT COUNT as gaming, people. Kids need controllers, not iPads.

Writer and comedian Dan Sheehan goes guesto mode! We discuss how creating a massive Twitter sensation gives you zero (0) rewards, why it whips ass to write the words at the bottom of Magic cards, and how to steal from god using tax crime. Check it out!

Jeff Stormer of the Party of One Podcast joins us for an Anime Sickos RPG adventure as we play TIME HEIST! The Sickos infiltrate Science Island on a mission to steal the Chrono Trigger so we can go back in time and remember to advertise our podcast. Seems like a tall order, but we're not alone--we have help from us in the future, after we have successfully stolen it! I know we said we wouldn't do...

Many people want to own a house or condo, but uh oh! If you do that you touch the Trump Orb and become an evil guy! The Sickos discuss how and why home ownership makes you a fucked up demon person and how it can be resisted (if at all)! Plus, we finally solve how a YIMBY, the opposite of a NIMBY (bad) is also bad.

The Sickos mourn the diseased and rapidly dying website Twitter, now renamed X: The Everything App by its foolish owner, a weird man who posts tongue emojis that make no sense. In the site's final days, we share some fun posts and goofy gags. This one is really good. This one is above the curve imo  

It's been forever since we've done a Normal one. We go back to basics, discussing Chrono Cross and doing Cog Talk. Baby, we still got it!

The Sickos spent 15 months producing an audio drama miniseries and now are tired. Allow us the indulgence of reminiscing on the incredible experience of writing, casting, recording, and producing this ambitious project. We got to work with so many cool people, do so many cool things...Sicko Shock 2 fucking rules

The Anime Sickos present: Sicko Shock 2 - A Miniseries in Six Episodes. EPISODE 6: SHERRY AND THE GANJA GANG In the year 42069, humanity survives in the last livable place on Earth: the domed cyberpunk dystopia Sicko City. In Sicko City, all citizens are required to jack in to cyberspace every day to view and engage with content generated by "Posters," mega-celebrities who live like gods. But bene...

The Anime Sickos present: Sicko Shock 2 - A Miniseries in Six Episodes. EPISODE 5: TOR CLIENT In the year 42069, humanity survives in the last livable place on Earth: the domed cyberpunk dystopia Sicko City. In Sicko City, all citizens are required to jack in to cyberspace every day to view and engage with content generated by "Posters," mega-celebrities who live like gods. But beneath its shimmer...

The Anime Sickos present: Sicko Shock 2 - A Miniseries in Six Episodes. EPISODE 4: DR. FIONA FIREWIRE In the year 42069, humanity survives in the last livable place on Earth: the domed cyberpunk dystopia Sicko City. In Sicko City, all citizens are required to jack in to cyberspace every day to view and engage with content generated by "Posters," mega-celebrities who live like gods. But beneath its...

The Anime Sickos present: Sicko Shock 2 - A Miniseries in Six Episodes. EPISODE 3: STACK OVERFLOW In the year 42069, humanity survives in the last livable place on Earth: the domed cyberpunk dystopia Sicko City. In Sicko City, all citizens are required to jack in to cyberspace every day to view and engage with content generated by "Posters," mega-celebrities who live like gods. But beneath its shi...

The Anime Sickos present: Sicko Shock 2 - A Miniseries in Six Episodes. EPISODE 2: SHERRY VAPORWARE In the year 42069, humanity survives in the last livable place on Earth: the domed cyberpunk dystopia Sicko City. In Sicko City, all citizens are required to jack in to cyberspace every day to view and engage with content generated by "Posters," mega-celebrities who live like gods. But beneath its s...

The Anime Sickos present: Sicko Shock 2 - A Miniseries in Six Episodes. EPISODE 1: BURT HARDDRIVE In the year 42069, humanity survives in the last livable place on Earth: the domed cyberpunk dystopia Sicko City. In Sicko City, all citizens are required to jack in to cyberspace every day to view and engage with content generated by "Posters," mega-celebrities who live like gods. But beneath its shi...

The Sickos accidentally pressed the Elseworlds button in Sickos HQ and were transported to an alternate universe where Anime Sickos Podcast is 100% Guestos! Rayne Klar and James Medley have taken the show over, discussing their earliest podcast memories, debuting their new feature film, and welcoming a guest of their own: the famous "Jimble"

The Sickos went to da movie house to see Asteroid City, the latest from diorama enthusiast and pastel color liker Wes Anderson. Some people do not take well to Anderson's fussy style and self-referential plot structures. Well fuck those guys, we love this shit. These movies got so many gags. Also we talk about how there was a big NASCAR race in Chicago that got turned into Noah's Ark

Twitter is bad, but sometimes these blue check mutants say stuff that's so stupid you have to laugh and hoot! We discuss an incredible thread where dozens of blue checks pitch the dumbest ideas of all time to an investor. We got a tv show called "Human: Unlimited," a prepaid lunch restaurant, Costco but not so big, a vending machine for swords, an app that does everything perfectly, and more!

The Sickos read some manga (anime in holding-still form)! We go nuts over James Stokoe's newest western manga Orphan and the Five Beasts. Joe explains the goop-based economy of Tsutomo Nihei's Aposimz. And Tom goes sicko mode over Pluto, Naoki Urasawa's reimagining of a classic Astro Boy arc. Comics...are good!!!

The Anime Sickos have covered many great posts, but even we have posting blind spots. Luckily our listeners have supplied us with a new crop of some of history's best posts that we missed in previous episodes. Thank you to our listeners for making us aware of all this insane shit

Tom's niece Isa returns to the podcast! We talk about Tears of the Kingdom, how Covid turned high school sophomores into six-foot-tall toddlers, competitive high school bass fishing, how debate club is just posting boot camp, and whether or not kids these days listen to big band (the answer may shock you)!

The Sickos pitch their own manga series about Guy Sword, an heir of thousands of years of demon-slaying martial arts, who has given up the shonen battle life to follow his passion as a white-collar middle manager. Can he mentor his direct reports without his bloody heritage getting in the way?

It's a miracle: The Sickos both played the same game, the roguelike town-upgrading game Cult of the Lamb, a fun game with a cute artstyle and unique gimmick, but most importantly: you can beat it in 15 hours. Plus, we discuss the short games Tunic and Katana Zero. We have back pain and can't sit for long. Short games rule

The Blood Machine sprung a leak and now the toilet's full of blood. Twitter has been ruined as the boosted blue checks flood all popular posts with the most satanic, evil, anti-human opinions imaginable, rendering one of the few remaining websites a harrowing vision of hell on earth (more so). It sucks ass and we complain.

Previous guesto and notable book genius Dr. Devon Price returns to the show having read Duchess Goldblatt's bestselling memoir(!!!). Listen as he recounts the truly staggering details of the Duchess's real life (she got divorced over buying an ugly couch, and only enjoys one musician in the entire world), and reports that the book never really gets around to explaining why anyone cares about a gim...

The Sickos have leaned into believing everything they read. Your brain floats in cum and gets smarter the less you bust. ChatGPT is just a giant and/or angel trapped in a GPU. Homeless guys in San Francisco are trying to move the entire city to a different spot one shovelful at a time. This way of living is very smart and cool