Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!!

Ani-mail, it rarely fails! It makes Ax want to wag his tail.  @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!” Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter!  Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com Hey! For real thou...

Book 9!! Part 4!!! The stakes couldn’t be higher as we close out book 9! The Yeerks very own logging company is dead-set on killing the cutest skunk family of all time. Worse yet, they’re willing to destroy the entirety of Cassie’s favorite forest in order to do it. Plus, we answer your burning questions: who taught Visser 3 how to slap the people he’s humiliating? Just when does Jake begin smilin...

Book 9!! Part 3!!! We’re in the back half of book 9, and we have questions: Is XBox the boy console? Is Sony for weirdos? Does the Garden State soundtrack + Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball= gay? Just how much skunk breastfeeding is happening in this book? Chris and Miranda are 100% confident that the answer is absolutely ZERO skunk breastfeeding. NONE. But Eddy writes these notes, and he’s just no...

Book 9!! Part 2!!! Broadcasting Vissers and flawed force fields. Cassie’s dad only fears himself. Buttward. Non-fungible Eddys. Soggy nachos. Turning tiny children into witches. The indifference of dracon beams. Two chain termite centipede. How Nutella is made. Miranda’s selling oversized dental implants, Chris has a swollen abdomen.  Mama just wants to hug all of her termite children. Cassie gets...

Book 9!! Part 1!!! Principal Chapman Chapman. Rachel’s terrifying teeth. Jake’s adorable innards. Netflix and birb. Getting thrown under the metaphorical truckship. Wolf jawn. Cassie misses the forest for the trees. @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! Supp...

An actually mini minisode!! How did we do it? With our new shrink ray of course! We thank our Patreon Subscribers and Eddy quizzes his co-hosts to find out who has been paying attention during Andalite health class!! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! Sup...

Book 8!! Part 3!!! Varieties of shaft. Andalite centipedes are harder to choreograph than human centipedes. Chris discovers Andalites are dads all the way down. Eddy erases some straights. Miranda can see clearly now Derain is gone. Our friend Gary, my buddy Derane. Andalite math to the rescue. The killer and the killee. Princeless. Our first no-fours moment. This is a pro-Gedd podcast. @anidorksp...

Book 8!! Part 2!! (Chapters 8-12) Learning Through Context Clues: An Illustrated Guide. “Hanging out” vs hanging out, big wheels vs. tricycles. Orville Redenbacher Wright. Tobias and his diverse group of bird friends. Jumpstart Z-space. Homesick, more like home-horny!! Are you smarter than an Andalite 5th-grader? Step slowly or you’ll yank out your hoof-teeth. Elfangor may be alive in Ax’s memory,...

Book 8!! Part One!!! (Chapters 1-7) The effing Alien!!! Elfangor’s creepy van. Zoomin’ in those pods. Why don’t the Yeerks just try to steal one of the Andalites’ morphing cube? Don't be birb! Save the whales! Slug burnin'! First we caffeinate the boy, now we dress the boy. What would Elfangor do? Ax-similation. Andalites watch MTV. @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@...

Brace yourselves for PART 2 of the most highly anticipated season of Survivor Animorphs yet: Main Characters vs NPCs!!! Emails at minute 47 if you want to skip ahead! We won't tell ;) Will Marco and Visser 1 form a tight alliance or have the rivalry of the season? Will Coach Carla Belnikoff be a challenge beast, or will Eileen the Minor Human ultimately defeat her in a water challenge? Could...

Brace yourselves for the most highly anticipated season of Survivor: Animorphs yet: Main Characters vs NPCs!!! Will Marco and Visser 1 form a tight alliance or have the rivalry of the season? Will Coach Carla Belnikoff be a challenge beast, or will Eileen the Minor Human ultimately defeat her in a water challenge? Could Melissa possibly find an advantage more powerful than her own Dead Eyes? All v...

Megamorphs #1!!! Part 3!! Birthday swim event. Taxxons subtle like spies. Visser clip show, part 2. Always with the morphing. Fists like Slenderman. Shortest chapter ever?! The Visser’s having a dinner party! Complex Andalite hearts to achieve higher forms of wuv. Finding the flea in the Visser stack. Anti-hive agenda. Podcasts are the participation trophy of media formats. Flirting while falling....

MegaMorphs #1!!! Part 2!!! New narrator just dropped! Do princes take or get taken?  Morphing permits. She bear, she ded. The most Yeerkable Friend. Tiny bookstore for tiny people. Dry-rub, dust beef. Day drunk Visser. The big gas giant, Saturn. Chris debates whether Visser 3 is more Alan Cumming or Julia Child. Miranda thinks he’s equally Pinky and the Brain. Eddy’s convinced the Visser is just a...

MegaMorphs #1!!! Part 1!!!  A new season means new questions: Is Miranda a librarian? Can Eddy swim? Does Chris even remember how to read? Poly propaganda. Quote unquote mobbing. It sure is butter, isn’t it! Tobias witnesses a murder. Marco and Ax’s wuv story continues. Sucking wind. Miranda explains flat tornados. Chunks of Darlene. All 39 children. Some sort of giant chicken. Wavy gravy. There’s...

Season 2!!! Minisode Premiere!!!! We clear out our Season 1 inbox before we morph into Megamorphs #1. We have a Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a 9 star review and we'll read it on the air! Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod o...

Join us in the Yeerk pool— er, jacuzzi!— as we soak up some Kandrona rays and chat about everything that’s happened in the first seven books. From Tobias’ emo album of a third book to Marco’s page-turner fifth, we cover the highs and lows of the series so far and reflect on how much our six Animorphs have grown up and grown on us. Plus, we answer question such as: how much time has passed in the w...

Just a quick announcement! We are taking February off to come back strong as daisies in March! Many hearts!!! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter!  Send questi...

Book 7!! Chapters 18 to End!!! The Yeerks are making us gay!! Open-air B&B. One person’s window is another person’s blasthole. Yeerks just want reliable mass transit. The EG(G)S tower. Don’t bring a jetski to a Yeerk pool. Je ne sais Visser. Who is this mysterious 6th animorph? A boy turned into a birb turned into BBQ. A totally normal butthole in a totally normal place. Ms. Paloma’s OnlyFans....

Book 7!!! Chapters 11 - 17!! Taxxon names sound like Velcro. What’s with KA Applegate and salad shooters? A trick of the Visser. Patience, Iago, patience. Is the Ellimist more Werner Herzog or Gilbert Gottfried? Dry scuba diving. Just how OP is the Ellimist? Radical Tobias.  The early Taxxon gets the cockroach. Visser 3’s oral fixation. Ax wants to know: hands on or off? Slash gash and gnash. Did...

Book 7!! Chapters 1- 11!! Are Yeerks cute? Rachel dabbles in xenophobia. Chris has ears shaped like Pennsylvania. Miranda eats Pinocchio’s heart. People want to hear about the piss. Follow the elephants!! A Taste of Tobias… too soon? Tobias= definite eye-shredder. Few-fingered Miranda. The back slopes down. Gap-employee controllers! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com....

Happy Holidays, everyone! We will be back with Book 7 in the new year. We couldn’t not get you nothing… there was probably a less negative way to say that. Anyway here’s a little gift from us to you. Stay warm, fellow Anidorks! <3 <3 <3 @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we&ap...

There's no telling what's in this gift wrapped episode! Go ahead: give the box a shake! It sounds kinda like Five Star Reviews maybe? Then again, it's too heavy to just be that. Maybe it's that sega you wanted with a cart of the newest Sanic or Earthworm James! Only one way to find out! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesd...

Book 6!!! Part 3! (Chapters 19- End) Yeerk traffic jams and pool fellows. The Ax-stasy, the Ax-stasy! Are all Yeerks just Plankton from SpongeBob? Nobody’s too old for the beach!! Hawk swirlies. Price-Cut Polly got fridged.  That age old Controller debate of Method vs Meisner. Don’t yuck the Yeerks’ yum. Silky menace. Jake gets his Visser on. Help us buy Miranda a very tall tombstone. Earth is ext...

Book 6!!! Part 2! (Chapters 11- 18) New Challenger spotted: the dynamic duo Juan and Terri! Basketball is for lovers. What is Chris paying for? Ancient Greece… really!? Enter butt stuff! BigSexyNews.org: the only news that Yeerks. Little Orphan “Annie-morphs”? A wild Mantaur appears. Being a fly is roughly 3x cooler than being a falcon. Chris’s math may not be mathing. “Traveling, Eddy, traveling!...

Book 6!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1- 10) “Wake and Bake” Jake’s interiority complex. Eight pounds of pressure crushes a larynx. Jake takes advantage of an empty house to practice his most penetrating of morphs: the cockroach. A bag of loose guts. The vibrations!! The roach motels!! Kung-fu grips. Tiny clothes for tiny hawks. Tom has masc4masc vibes. The piss goes with. Yay Marco’s dad!! Set Rachel to st...