Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!!

Book 11!! Part 2!!! Most of Book 11 takes place in the rainforest, but you wouldn’t know it from the pace at which the Anidorks are reading it! Shit truly hits the fan in this  episode and we are doing our best to keep up. Does Jake’s dad have work friends or “work friends”? Does Chris know at least one thing about every sport? Do Taxxons have asses? Support the show Support us on Patreon: https:/...

We launch into Book 11, our third Jake book, and it’s a pageturner!  We’re not sure anything actually happens in The Forgotten, but we loved it. Is Anxious Jake our most interesting Jake yet? Are all of his books really about perception? Could all of this recent Tobias drama be leading to another of his books? And is there a missing link in the furry chain? @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions...

Minisode Mailbag!!! This one is real fun! Back with Book 11 next week! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter!  Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com Hey! For r...

This week we're doing something special and releasing a preview clip from our Patreon content! We will be back next week with a "Minisode" and then we get to tear into book 11 like Rachel tearing into a Hork-Bajir! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on...

Book 10!! Part 4!!! Just how overpowered are the Chee? Do androids dream of electric dead?? And who will win our first ever award for Scamp Of The Book??? (Spoiler: it's Marco and you should have known that by now) @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!...

Book 10!! Part 3!!! The Anidorks are all in on Erek. The human condition is to not appreciate Charise’s work! Girl wants to meet Glop-Gloop Boy Marco. Seriously, who the hell is Young Jenny? Erek has lived forever and will never die, and if he wanted you dead you’d be dead. Chris doesn’t know what “short and curlies” are? Dinner with Dad!! “PREMIUM, I said PREMIUM!!” Dad drops the bombshell that h...

Book 10!! Part 2!!! Things are getting slippery as we dive deeper into Book 10. Marco’s dealing with all kinds of urges, violent and otherwise, but all we care about is z-space. Eddy’s pondering if a human Controller swimming in a lake gets homesick for the Yeerk pool. Chris is edging beetle horny. Miranda’s keeping it casual, wondering aloud about the glorious, unnatural cycle of rebirth and rede...

Book 10 begins and Marco is already gifting us with more rascal energy than we thought was possible. The gang sneaks into a concert and stalks an old classmate.   Do Yeerks smell? What is the significance of thrice mentioned Cherise? Just how much thermal porn (Playbird? OnlyThermals?) can be squeezed into one chapter? @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes...

Ani-mail, it rarely fails! It makes Ax want to wag his tail.  @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!” Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter!  Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com Hey! For real thou...

Book 9!! Part 4!!! The stakes couldn’t be higher as we close out book 9! The Yeerks very own logging company is dead-set on killing the cutest skunk family of all time. Worse yet, they’re willing to destroy the entirety of Cassie’s favorite forest in order to do it. Plus, we answer your burning questions: who taught Visser 3 how to slap the people he’s humiliating? Just when does Jake begin smilin...

Book 9!! Part 3!!! We’re in the back half of book 9, and we have questions: Is XBox the boy console? Is Sony for weirdos? Does the Garden State soundtrack + Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball= gay? Just how much skunk breastfeeding is happening in this book? Chris and Miranda are 100% confident that the answer is absolutely ZERO skunk breastfeeding. NONE. But Eddy writes these notes, and he’s just no...

Book 9!! Part 2!!! Broadcasting Vissers and flawed force fields. Cassie’s dad only fears himself. Buttward. Non-fungible Eddys. Soggy nachos. Turning tiny children into witches. The indifference of dracon beams. Two chain termite centipede. How Nutella is made. Miranda’s selling oversized dental implants, Chris has a swollen abdomen.  Mama just wants to hug all of her termite children. Cassie gets...

Book 9!! Part 1!!! Principal Chapman Chapman. Rachel’s terrifying teeth. Jake’s adorable innards. Netflix and birb. Getting thrown under the metaphorical truckship. Wolf jawn. Cassie misses the forest for the trees. @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! Supp...

An actually mini minisode!! How did we do it? With our new shrink ray of course! We thank our Patreon Subscribers and Eddy quizzes his co-hosts to find out who has been paying attention during Andalite health class!! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! Sup...

Book 8!! Part 3!!! Varieties of shaft. Andalite centipedes are harder to choreograph than human centipedes. Chris discovers Andalites are dads all the way down. Eddy erases some straights. Miranda can see clearly now Derain is gone. Our friend Gary, my buddy Derane. Andalite math to the rescue. The killer and the killee. Princeless. Our first no-fours moment. This is a pro-Gedd podcast. @anidorksp...

Book 8!! Part 2!! (Chapters 8-12) Learning Through Context Clues: An Illustrated Guide. “Hanging out” vs hanging out, big wheels vs. tricycles. Orville Redenbacher Wright. Tobias and his diverse group of bird friends. Jumpstart Z-space. Homesick, more like home-horny!! Are you smarter than an Andalite 5th-grader? Step slowly or you’ll yank out your hoof-teeth. Elfangor may be alive in Ax’s memory,...

Book 8!! Part One!!! (Chapters 1-7) The effing Alien!!! Elfangor’s creepy van. Zoomin’ in those pods. Why don’t the Yeerks just try to steal one of the Andalites’ morphing cube? Don't be birb! Save the whales! Slug burnin'! First we caffeinate the boy, now we dress the boy. What would Elfangor do? Ax-similation. Andalites watch MTV. @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@...

Brace yourselves for PART 2 of the most highly anticipated season of Survivor Animorphs yet: Main Characters vs NPCs!!! Emails at minute 47 if you want to skip ahead! We won't tell ;) Will Marco and Visser 1 form a tight alliance or have the rivalry of the season? Will Coach Carla Belnikoff be a challenge beast, or will Eileen the Minor Human ultimately defeat her in a water challenge? Could...

Brace yourselves for the most highly anticipated season of Survivor: Animorphs yet: Main Characters vs NPCs!!! Will Marco and Visser 1 form a tight alliance or have the rivalry of the season? Will Coach Carla Belnikoff be a challenge beast, or will Eileen the Minor Human ultimately defeat her in a water challenge? Could Melissa possibly find an advantage more powerful than her own Dead Eyes? All v...

Megamorphs #1!!! Part 3!! Birthday swim event. Taxxons subtle like spies. Visser clip show, part 2. Always with the morphing. Fists like Slenderman. Shortest chapter ever?! The Visser’s having a dinner party! Complex Andalite hearts to achieve higher forms of wuv. Finding the flea in the Visser stack. Anti-hive agenda. Podcasts are the participation trophy of media formats. Flirting while falling....

MegaMorphs #1!!! Part 2!!! New narrator just dropped! Do princes take or get taken?  Morphing permits. She bear, she ded. The most Yeerkable Friend. Tiny bookstore for tiny people. Dry-rub, dust beef. Day drunk Visser. The big gas giant, Saturn. Chris debates whether Visser 3 is more Alan Cumming or Julia Child. Miranda thinks he’s equally Pinky and the Brain. Eddy’s convinced the Visser is just a...

MegaMorphs #1!!! Part 1!!!  A new season means new questions: Is Miranda a librarian? Can Eddy swim? Does Chris even remember how to read? Poly propaganda. Quote unquote mobbing. It sure is butter, isn’t it! Tobias witnesses a murder. Marco and Ax’s wuv story continues. Sucking wind. Miranda explains flat tornados. Chunks of Darlene. All 39 children. Some sort of giant chicken. Wavy gravy. There’s...

Season 2!!! Minisode Premiere!!!! We clear out our Season 1 inbox before we morph into Megamorphs #1. We have a Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Leave us a 9 star review and we'll read it on the air! Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod o...

Join us in the Yeerk pool— er, jacuzzi!— as we soak up some Kandrona rays and chat about everything that’s happened in the first seven books. From Tobias’ emo album of a third book to Marco’s page-turner fifth, we cover the highs and lows of the series so far and reflect on how much our six Animorphs have grown up and grown on us. Plus, we answer question such as: how much time has passed in the w...

Just a quick announcement! We are taking February off to come back strong as daisies in March! Many hearts!!! @anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com. New episodes every Wednesday!!! Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! Support the show Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks @anidorkspod on twitter!  Send questi...