Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

It's Friday morning, mere hours after another round of Bravo mania has dropped on social, and Sarah sits at her 1997 bubblegum pink iMac set piece and thinks aloud in own Carrie Bradshaw voice: can there really be a Cold War between Bravolebs and bloggers, when the temps are already so hot outside? After not hearing anything fed back to her in the annals of memory and time, she realizes the best w...

The journey continues. Over the course of this all-caps two part episode, Sarah and AG guest cohost Danny Murphy discuss Kiki and Scheana's response to Teddi's pod with Katie, the unfortunate impact of shifting focus away from bad actors in the cast, examining privilege on multiple fronts, Stephanie's conversation with Anastasia Beverly Hills about whether to grow her family (and maintaining the s...

Sarah readies herself for the first ever Virtual Reali-tea Awards by spilling some tea - first, on herself (back to cinnamon with frothed almond milk, it's become an art) and with today's guest: Danny Murphy (comedian and co-host of Page 6 Radio and Page 6's "Virtual Reali-tea"). Over the course of this all-caps two part episode, they discuss Kiki and Scheana's response to Teddi's pod with Katie,...

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-parter, Sarah unpacks her top 3 moments from Katie's interviews (in 7 points, because math), the latest rühmorz and nastiness around how Scheana Shay has somehow joined the chat, what happens when a fellow content creator friend becomes a part of show conversation, the absolute delight (lolololo) of being lost in the corn maze that is holding mult...

Sarah watches each of yesterday's 3 Katie interview drops - The Viall Files, Entertainment Tonight, and Two Ts and a Pod - and gets an emergency storage alert from the iPhone in her soul. After recording a two-part Patreon to mention it all (out now!), she realizes what the world really needs now, more than ever before, is a deep dive on Orange County. Yes, the people have been screaming for MORE...

The journey continues. Over the course of this epic double ep, Sarah and AG guest cohost Tracie Morrissey unpack Brandi's health journey media and the uncertain future of Morocco, Katie vs. the inside OC universe (but not the greater outside world), holding space for multiple inconsistencies amongst the cast, Jen's newfound role as Gretchen's echo, Julia's estrangement from her daughters, Alexia v...

Many years from now, a millennium, even - or as Ramona would call it, "a millennial' - excavators unearth this double episode from an archeological dig site preciously known as the cloff. Sarah embraced lapping up nuance about OC and Miami, but how did she feel in the immediate aftermath of last week's eps? This testament to world history, and recording in the early morning hours, is ready to be s...

Inspired by Nathan Fielder's airline journey, Sarah decides to produce Season 3 of The Rehearsal, where she captains a deep dive of Miami without mentioning OC. The forecast? A zesty approach with some turbulence (and yes, fine, a few references to lie detectors and the West Coast. Delta is nodding its head). She unpacks another delightful turn for RHOM: Stephanie's Mia Thornton energy (what's thi...

The journey continues. On this latest iteration of "holding multiple truths aka opinions," Sarah unpacks the surprising results of polygraph test (and what one accredited organization says about the impact of anxiety on polygraph testing), Kiki, Gretchen, and Gina's meeting about Katie, what Matt has shared post-episode about *that* call from Slade (bcc Alex Baskin), setting boundaries around 'inc...

Sarah is asked to participate in a polygraph test after sharing with LVP's contact at Radar Online that Shan is her #1. After passing with flying colors (and submitting a rescue dog adoption application at Vanderpump Pets), she scadoodles to the cloffice to deep dive the latest - and wild AF - episode of RHOC. On this latest iteration of "holding multiple truths aka opinions," Sarah unpacks the su...

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-part spectacular, Sarah and AG guest cohost Erica Cobb discuss the challenges of maintaining friendships on and off Bravo TV, Adriana's lack of accountability about using 'ratchet' against Kiki, the RHOM cast member that Sarah and Erika both wish series finales after this season, how RHOC views friendship and 'protecting the relationship' (inspire...

Sarah watches the new RHOM and books herself on Stephanie's private jet for a 22-min trip to Iceland (the only way to chill after some burning rage reactions to that dinner). After realizing the best kind of vacation is one at home, she sends a 911-level Paperless Post to a Denver-based Bravo pal who has a few thoughts on Housewives Sarah cannot wait to unpack: Erica Cobb (recent co-host, Daily Bl...

It's the Real Housewives of 1880s. Sarah and AG guest cohost Dylan Hafer (director of entertainment content at Betches Media, host of "Mention It All," and creator of @BravoByBetches, also known as SBBD) are back for a Taking It Personally deep dive on The Gilded Age: the ups and downs of Bertha's fight to rule society (in NYC and abroad), Bertha and George's estrangement (Kyle and Mauricio coded!...

Sarah books herself a truth to New Orleans, hot on the trail of RHOC. After choking on a vegan scallop (somewhere, Gina is nodding), she decides to meet at the Carousel Bar with a Bravoholic Bestie who knows how to mention it all, Dylan Hafer (director of entertainment content at Betches Media, host of "Mention It All," and creator of @BravoByBetches, also known as SBBD). They take a boat ride thr...

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-part mega episode, Sarah and AG guest cohost Louis Peitzman discuss all the highs, lows, and oh, omg, ohs on RHOM, RHOC, and The Valley, including Naked Wasted's return to Orange County, why Shannon Beador is the Daniel Day Lewis of Coto de Caza (she's a cobbler!), Tamra's turn against Gretchen and Katie, Lisa and Larsa's fight over Marcus and Jod...

Sarah watches the holy trinity - a double whopper of Miami and OC's mega-WTF moments - and realizes content this incredible is worthy of giving thanks. So after a day of silent contemplation (aka being up until 4am because of all the TV avail), she lights one of Carlton's fave serenity candles and invites her "Julia is bad" spiritual advisor, Louis Peitzman (Housewives writer and culture commentat...

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Sarah watches the new Orange County and immediately sends Shan a serenity candle (9-lemon scented, obvs). After noting some of Tamra's revisionist history, she decides to revisit said history itself, and re-watches "Naked Wasted" in its entirety (OC S4 episode 8-9). Clarity comes to the cloff. Sarah unpacks the newest allegations against Katie and Shannon's turning-the-table response, the way Tamr...

The journey continues. Over the course of this historic two-parter, Sarah and AG guest cohost Dylan Hafer discuss Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson's love connection (and Andy's delightful town hall), Dylan's Criterion Collection selections for fave Housewives seasons, their status updates (timing: it's complicated) on RHOM, RHOC, Next Gen: NYC, The Valley, and so much more. Happy anniversary to Sar...

Happy AG 700-ish! Sarah celebrates fun math (spoiler alert, this episode did in fact come out in order), with one of her Bravoholic besties, Dylan Hafer (director of entertainment content at Betches Media, host of "Mention It All," and creator of @BravoByBetches, also known as SBBD). Recorded before Dylan went on vacation in PR, and Sarah went on vacation from loving Shan (JK SHE STILL LOVES HER,...

The Valley concludes it's first-ever reunion, and Sarah thanks the good lord above (Andy Cohen) that it wasn't a 4-parter. After listening to Simon and Garfunkel for inspiration - the sound of silence, a dream - Sarah climbs to the top of her own Mount Everest, the final deep dive on this reunion cycle. While taking pics from the mountaintop, she leans into clear eyed takes (good and the opposite...

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-part The Valley reunion deep dive, Sarah discusses Jax's continued redemption tour (and the importance of calling it what it is, even when the show does not), Janet's new allegations about Danny, Janet and Jason v. the world, Zack's blackout apology, how Brittany has handled feuding friends, Jesse's selective fury about cheating, and why his real...

Sarah decides to take a hilling sound bath to start her week right, until she realizes the good lord has declared a true "case of the Mondays" theme on her DVR. So after being presented with the option of last season of New New York, COVID OC, or Bethenny's Tik Tok after searching "Chanel," she decides the best foot forward is through the Valley reunion. Part deux! Speaking of twos, over the cours...

Sarah hops on Stephanie's PJ for an afternoon in Nola (inspired by RHOC). After freeing the turtles from Gina's soup and telling Pierre there are no skeletons in her closet, just whole bodies and shoes, she realizes the best kind of trip to take is one focused on RHOC. Sarah unpacks Gina's shocking (shocking? Shocking!) reveal on WWHL about Heather Dubrow, Tamra's 'this is a crisis' AMA on IG, a s...

Sarah takes a break from another Bravo marathon and hits DoorDash to order a pizza bagel with a new recipe. And in a moment of kismet and mixed messaging, receives a new Bravoholic pal for the cloffice! She's joined by Jolenta Greenberg (comedian, pop culture critic, and host of the new pod "Hot Mess-terpiece Theatre"). They discuss measuring Katie vs. the universe on RHOC, what it means to be a '...