Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

With Andy's Girls Live nearly here (someone cue "One More Day" from Les Misérables aka RHONY) along with the start of Bravoholic Appreciation Week, and having just rewatched the excellent start to the RHOBH reunion, Sarah works on her breathing exercises ("less Girardi, less Jayne"), and calls up her fave breath of fresh air, actor and writer for theGrio, Jared Alexander. They unpack the sacrifici...

Sarah watches the new Potomac and immediately Venmos her therapist a bonus since the only topics she plans to discuss concern Candiace, Mia, and their moms. After being told said therapist doesn't watch Bravo and prefers something called 'magazines,' Sarah immediately blocks her, buys shoes, and Zooms up Bravoholic bliss: a Potomac-heavy AG kiki with Team Monique whisperer, Danielle Prescod (autho...

Sarah celebrates Chinese New Year (the year of the ox and also cackle), by watching the RHOBH finale and per Crystal's counsel, waiting to take out the trash (Tom). Instead, she Zooms up one of her fave Bravoholic institutions, and Lisa Rinna's spiritual nemesis, Ryan Bailey (host, So Bad It's Good with Ryan Bailey). They continue this week's pod swap - make sure to listen to P1 on his show! - by...

Spiritually still in LA, land of dreamers and Kyle and Kim, Sarah hops on a trolley Kathy originally bought for Paris and Nicky as a joke, and takes in the CA sights (TomTom, Pump, the dried carcass of what once lived Villa Blanca), before Zooming up her fave podcast whisperer, Ryan Houlihan (senior gaming editor, inputmag.com). They discuss the joie de vivre that is Meredith Marks' magical myster...

Sarah jets to the City of Angels (hi Sutton and Garcelle!) for a few days of R&R (rewatch and repeat). She checks in at the historic setting of Pantygate - the Sofitel Los Angeles at Beverly Hills - and meets up with LA resident and RHOBH linguist, James LaRosa (multi-hyphenated writer, director, and showrunner). They explore the ways the Fox Force Whomever may further punish Sutton for being...

En route to LA to get Lisa Rinna's friendship bracelet surgically removed, Sarah watches the Potomac Reasonably Shady ep and realizes the only thing unreasonable would be missing the chance to unpack this perfect scene. She Zooms up one of her fave IG content creators - a Bravo investigative translator like no other - @BravoBravoDuckingBravo. They discuss the ways that Askala and Mia are further s...

Inspired by Big BravoCon Energy - and a VERY exciting announcement at the end of this ep! - Sarah heads over to the Regency for an AG kiki with her Bravoholic BFF. She watches the day's View en route, and decides if emergency Zoom is good enough for Joy and the VP, it's good enough for the OGs of the AG! Separated by neighborhoods and some opinions on BH, Sarah is joined by Damian Bellino (comedia...

Sarah attempts to reserve an orchestra seat at Jen Shah's upcoming trial, until she's told there are no advance sales aside of TKTS. Sarah immediately hires a Task Rabbit to wait in line until March (Kim K. better be on the defense during sweeps), and Zooms up her favorite legal commentator, former prosecutor. and host of The Emily Show, Emily D. Baker. They sit on the spiritual People's People's...

It's the Andy's Girls 250th episode extravaganza!!!! And in order to celebrate, Sarah eschews the 25th anniv symbol(in the words of Scheana Shay, this pod is good as gold, not silver), and Zooms up her fave glistening diamond, and Bravo bestie, Dylan Hafer (content manager, pop culture at Betches Media, host of the pods Pop Alarm and Mention It All, and creator of @bravobybetches). They discuss th...

Sarah sneaks into the Beverly Hills reunion disguised as one of Kathy Hilton's puppies/fur stoles. After running away as fast as she can from Lisa "Erika said what? oh look a dog" Rinna, she trots on back to the People's People's Couch for an epic double ep kiki with Erica Cobb, co-host of "Daily Blast Live," host of "Comeback with Erica Cobb," a podcast and social media show, and the screenwriter...

Sarah unravels after one of the greatest eps of Housewives in recent history - a dinner party from hell, heaven sent - so she immediately races to Beverly Hills (jk, a Zoom from her NYC bed), to unpack all things Erika Jayne with one of her fave culture critics - and Erika Jayne spiritual investigator - Alex Zaragoza (screenwriter, producer, and senior culture writer at Vice). They unpack whether...

Sarah watches the newest episode of Potomac, and is horrified to realize she has never ONCE been offered the key to Karen's hometown. She soothes herself the best way she knows how: with human sunshine, and fellow Kyle apologist, Daniel Stokes (senior program lead of employee interactions, Door Dash). They unpack whether Wendy's horoscope was actually a prophecy for her latest tirade against Gizel...

Sarah the private rehearsal for Sonja Morgan's upcoming cabaret tour (really!), and is lifted up into heaven during and after. Following a historic - and singular - performance, she is lowered below the earth's surface, the current season of RHONY's spiritual lower level. She puts on a few coats of SPF 9 billion, and Zooms up one of her fave guest co-hosts who always brings hot takes, writer Rafi...

Feeling stung by the latest flyover Singer Stinger, Sarah hides in Lu's fave bush and calls up her fave Bravoholic pal - and Jameela Jamil truther - Tracie Morrissey (writer, producer, and host of the podcast Pot Psychology). They disregard whatever garbage is currently being burned on NY, and instead discuss Zen Wen's pulpit-worthy dragging of Gizelle, why Robyn needs more than "tough love" (perh...

Sarah decides to add some Zen Wen positive energy in her humble abode with nine lemons and a bowl, until she realizes she accidentally bought six (turns out, unlike Sutton, she's not great at math). After screaming "this isn't even my effing plate" into the abyss as lemons run for the door, she ambles over to the People's People's Couch for a breath of fresh air, the host of Lemonada Media's new p...

It's garbage day in Sarah's neighborhood, so she leaves this trash season of RHONY on the curb, and calls up her fave treasure instead, IG's Petshopboy (aka B Graeter). They discuss B's relationship with Leah McSweeney, and why he thinks the NY OGs are ultimately to blame for this current season, the warring qualities Karen v Gizelle share with Marg v Jen, and the ways Wendy's sensuality is being...

Sarah watches this week's RHONY, and immediately runs to the mikvah to cleanse herself of Ramona's next level schtick. Healed by the idea that karma is coming to the Singer Stinger (the proteins being sold out at Cipriani), Sarah chooses the epitome of spiritual self care: a double episode with the iconique IG deep diver @BravoBravoDuckingBravo. They discuss what the just-released RHOSLC S2 traile...

Sarah dresses in all black (let's pretend this is telling), and adds a funereal (but cute) veil over her hair, mourning the loss of Bravocon 2021. Inconsolable, she meets up to pray for a healthy and vaxxy Bravocon 2022 with IG truth teller and Sonja apologist, Eliza aka @FaceReality16. They discuss the possibility that an indicted Jen Shah thinks her future is Erika Jayne's past, Garcelle's grace...

Sarah hops on Tom Girardi's possibly-purloined PJ to Beverly Hills, ready for diamonds and rosé and chi-chi-chi-chi-chic. Before takeoff, she realizes, wait, there's no place like home (also, who wants to pay for a whole plane, ammiright, everyone but Tom?). So she stays in NYC, and the heart of Beverly Hills heads to her instead! Sarah welcomes Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Crystal Kung Minkoff...

Sarah buys a three seater People's People's Couch from the Pretty Mess estate sale (Mikey gave her a discount along with his LinkedIn). Thrilled by the extra room and 17 karat diamond studs she found taped under a cushion, she (Zoom) invites over one of her fave pairs of Bravo besties, and the hosts of the pod Come Thru Queen, Brendan Davis and Dan Calabrese. They discuss what friendship means to...

Sarah finds out Sonja Morgan is launching her own cabaret tour, and immediately buys the first 6 rows (one for each of the Sonja by Sonja Morgan toaster ovens she plans to hoard, just as soon as they become avail). She celebrates feeling joy whilst hearing "RHONY cabaret" - maybe the best part of RHONY this season, and it happened online - with her Bravoholic bestie, Ryan Houlihan (senior gaming e...

Inspired by a lazy Sunday + 24 hours nap on the People's People's Couch, Sarah's co-host dreams become reality - an epic kiki with People's Couch OG, Emerson Collins (actor, producer, director, and part-time Bethenny apologist). They settle into the People's People's/People's Couch for a long ranging discussion on the ways in which Bethenny and Carole succeeded and stumbled translating their feud,...

Sarah tries to create the IG account @PrettyMess-y to describe her DMs on Hinge, when she receives a stern "too soon" from Mikey and Co. Undeterred by Erica's possibly-volunteer army of glam, Sarah logs on for an epic double episode with her fave triple threat, Richie Skye (news and entertainment journalist and pop culture expert). They unpack the many complexities inherent in discussing Erika Jay...

Sarah gets a visitor's pass to the Andy's Girls archives, and after getting past security (Sarah), play room (Sarah), and single's lounge (also Sarah), she stops by the gift shop and finds the perfect present - this never before heard AG kiki with the hosts of The Reality Is, Aarti and Noor. How well did their early summer predictions about New York, Beverly Hills, and Potomac stack up? It's a (Te...

Sarah frolics in her cloffice, yearning for a RHONY as splendid as her dress-and-shoe debt. The only thing that could make this moment greater? A watchable RHONY. And how about number two? An epic kiki with her fave Bravoholic writer (watch out Carole!), Jared Alexander (actor, writer for TheGrio). They unpack the possible spiritual connection between Ashley and Michael's marriage and Erika and To...