Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah completes her morning ritual: PT exercises, an almond/oat latte, and pledging allegiance to the flag of the United States of Bravo, and to the Republic, of which it stands, one WWHL Clubhouse, under the Gay Shark and Andrew.....when she realizes it's time for a true state of the union (marital and otherwise) of all things Bravo. And who better to deep dive than a fellow Bravoholic patriot, p...

The journey continues. Over the course of this epic two-parter, Sarah and AG guest cohost Evan Lazarus unpack their feelings about Lena Dunham's book launch (TW: SA), parasocial relationships with reality TV talent, a dramaturgical examination of Bethenny Frankel, why Kyle and Kim's relationship is one of Evan's faves to discuss, Dorit v. Kyle and Erika, Evan's relationship to RHORI and the Ocean...

Sarah watches the RHOBH finale and immediately starts to hum one of her fave musical theatre standards, "is that all there is/is that all there is, my friends/then let's keep dancing," as she moonwalks to the cloff. Thinking about the history of Beverly Hills and Bravo in general, she realizes she is in great need of a deep dive with one of her fave voices, so she invites over fellow Bravoholic Ev...

Sarah realizes she's almost out of her holiest treasure (a bottle of Autocrat from the Warwick Stop & Shop), a necessary ingredient/friend-of for RHORI viewing. So she has another sweet treat, a convo with her content creator pal and fellow Bravoholic, B. Graeter, aka Petshopboy (host of the pod, "The B List"). They settle into the cloff for a wide-ranging convo on RHORI, RHOA, Summer House, a...

Rough waters at the Ocean State? Music to Sarah's ears. Before quite literally schlepping to RHORI for a few days (goal: visit family = Audrey's coffee lounge and cafe) Sarah watches another 10/10 episode of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. And spoiler alert: she has a few things to say about this blessed, perfect (so far) show. Among them (best enjoyed with a cup of Del's): Brian and Rulla's...

The journey continues. Over the course of this rollicking two-parter, Sarah and AG guest cohost Ben Rimalower talk about their friendship on and off Bravo TV, Ben's next dream Bravoleb cabaret collab, Ben's romance languages (RHONY, RHONJ, and RHOBH), and alternating takes on the trickle-down Housewives economy, Amanda's season performance, Kyle and Erika vs. Dorit, vulnerability as legacy currenc...

Sarah returns from a month-long silent retreat, inspired by how low the bar on RHOBH has gotten. What is there to say, for a season leaving so much on the table. She returns back to Tofu and the cloff, looks in the mirror ("Hello, Mrs. Manzo") and comes to the conclusion it's finally time to focus on Beverly Hills. And who better to join her than someone with a few thoughts ready to unfurl: Ben Ri...

The journey continues. Over the course of this celebratory two-parter, Sarah and AG guest cohost Christian Gray Snow unpack the latest rühmorz and nastiness on RHORI, Rulla's upset at Jo-Ellen about her husband's "past" affair ("but he is, ma"), Liz's fulfilling maternal role with her step kids, Alicia vs. the highway and women who walk, Jo-Ellen's alpha energy, Ashley and Jared's growing pains, t...

Peaches are finally back in season, and with temps staying hot in RI (and shockingly, rising in BH), Sarah bedazzles herself a Fangela Stangela and rewatches the last few eps in Bravo before adding them to a special exhibit at MoMA. She realizes such a time in Bravo's golden history of television deserves a fellow art lover and historian, so she Zooms up the Tre Hugger to her Gorgita Crunch, an al...

In the words of poet laureate Kelly Clarkson, "a moment like this, some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this." Sarah watches the RHORI premiere ep and immediately throws the Ocean State a "we ahhh numbahhh oneee" parade. Inspired by the red confetti that is a scratch and sniff for marinara (and passerby dressed as clams), she realizes the only way to properly begin this journey is with a...

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-parter AG 10th anniversary supersized episode, Sarah and AG guest cohost Evan Real unpack the Summer House conversation centering Amanda Batula's mental health and a premature call for grace at the cost of Ciara Miller's humanity, the complicated dynamics involving race that separates this scandal from others before, what it means to be brand safe...

Shaken (and also stirred) by the latest developments in the truly wild and chaotic West Wilson, Amanda Batula, and Ciara Miller headlines, Sarah Google Maps exactly how long it would take to schlep from the UES to Carl's SOFT Bar in Greenpoint. She realizes the length of the trip is also the approximate length of time on mic (6-19) hours, and so instead she grabs a glass of seltzer with a wedge of...

Lord, lord, lord. Someone pass Sarah a hilling bowl of Sheree's potato chips, because today took a twist. Amanda and West confirmed their relationship, and well, ya know, it's a whole mess. Sarah unpacks their energetically Chat GPT statement, Ciara's (alleged) reaction, why this isn't comparable to Scandoval (and is still very bad!), the difference between romantic and friendship betrayal, how th...

The journey continues. Over the course of this double ep, Sarah and AG guest cohost Katie Burdick (co-creator, Bravo Betch) deep dive Summer House, Southern Charm, RHONj, Ladies of London, and more, including why Bailey may be in for a tough return to the house this week, Amanda's decision to celebrate Kyle's birthday the day after *that* fight, Jesse's shock about Ciara's use of 'separation' in d...

Remember a time when hope felt possible, when going West meant a directional tool and not the bottom of the Bravoholic abyss. Sarah returns to that sweet peace, with this ep recorded just mere days ago (though one that still has much to say, including about Ciara, Amanda, and lol duh, Kyle). She sits down - over Zoom - with her Bravoholic pal, Katie Burdick (co-creator, Bravo Betch), for an epic t...

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-part post-bday spectacular, Sarah and Alison unpack Ciara and Amanda's possible estrangement amongst speculation about Amanda and West's friendship (and how that fits the current dynamics at play on Summer House), millennial vs. Gen Z energy, how Southern Charm moves forward if Craig leaves (and what happens to the cast dynamics if he stays), Sall...

Sarah reads the latest rühmerz and nastiness about Amanda,Ciara, and West and screams so loudly that somewhere in the FiDi Kyle hears the shriek and Cookes up a new DJ single. Undeterred by her own internal panic, she realizes the best way to process the newest Summer House, Southern Charm reunion cycle, and yes, the goss, is with fellow truth teller/Bravoholic, and someone who puts the LOL in "WH...

The journey continues. Over the course of this bday spectacular two-parter, Sarah and AG guest cohost Michael Arceneaux unpack Kimi and Missè's battle over vineyard etiquette, Dr. Simone v. Drs. Jackie and Heavenly (and also, Michael), Kyle's 10-season long upset at his wife also being a human being, the current temperature in RHOBH, Michael's reaction to the RHONJ casting and RHOM pause, and more...

And lo, a new king was born. A holy trinity, really. Sarah celebrates her birthday - alongside fellow dames Victoria Gunvalson and Mariah Carey - in the most Aries way possible: a 19-hour deep dive with one of her fave gifts to Bravo discourse, Michael Arceneaux (New York Times bestselling author and host of "Undomesticated" with RHOP alum Candiace Dillard Bassett). Over the course of this bday sp...

The journey continues. Over the course of this two-part breaking news spectacular, Sarah and AG guest cohost Danny Murphy discuss Margaret's surprise-exit from RHONJ, what Teresa, Melissa, and Dolores' then-suspected return could mean for the franchise (confirmed right after this ep wrapped!), Danny's reaction to the shock RHOM pause (and why Bravo's 'ratings' reasoning doesn't track), BH's autopi...

Much like NYC was the honorary 5th character on Sex and the City, Page 6 was the honorary friend of on OG RHONY (the golden era of television). Sarah realizes in order to move forward with the future of RHONJ (a day of breaking news on new beginnings), she needs to connect with one of her favorite ingredientses to unpack the reality behind reality TV. So she invites over one of her fave Bravoholic...

"Pay attention, puh-lease!" So sayeth the Hollywood Reporter to the cloff. Sarah reacts to the breaking news from Franklin Lakes HQ that, OMG, Teresa, Melissa, and Dolores are confirmed full-time cast members for RHONJ's next season, after a dramatic two-year franchise pause. And spoiler alert: sh e has some thoughts. This mention it all: NJ triage edition includes Margaret's announced departure h...

Sarah finds out RHOM is going on pause, again, and shrieks so loudly that her turned-off TV falls to the ground (Luckily, it's about the same size as an iPod nano, so this wasn't a big flight). Undeterred in her pursuit of justice for the cast and Larsa's toes, she discusses the cast, network, and Andy's reaction to the shock-news, and deep dives the latest round of RHOBH drama (current drama leve...

The journey continues. Over the course of this sassy two-parter, Sarah and AG guest cohost Christina Cocca discuss the differences in 'reality' and community for the casts of Summer House and Southern Charm, Ciara, KJ, and Mia's vulnerable conversation about their experiences as Black people in the real world and on Bravo TV (and how that same convo may have gone differently on Southern Charm), Ky...

Sarah realizes another birthday is on the horizon, and thanks to the power of science and also love, wants to pre-celebrate turning 27ish again the best way she knows how: by recording an epic deep dive with Bravoholic friend, content creator, and compilation queen, Christina Cocca. Over the course of this sassy two-parter, they discuss the differences in 'reality' and community for the casts of S...