Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah travels to Rhode Island, her home state, named in honor of Hailey Baldwin's cosmetics line (and whatever piece of land Bethenny will acquire next, in which she will base her thriving IG reel cottage industry of all things CVS Beauty). Homesick for some of her fave familial sass, she Zooms up one of her Bravo besties, content creator Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo. They discuss The Toms' suspended...

Hot on the heels of the just-announced AG Live: A Scandoval Spritz, Sarah realizes there's only one person whose presence she requires to unpack a shocking ep of VPR (and shockingly exciting season of NJ) - her live show cohost, and Bravo bestie, Dylan Hafer (senior content manager, entertainment at Betches Media, host of the podcast Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They settle int...

Inspired by Whitney Rose, a SLC flower in bloom, Sarah realizes she needs to make the cloffice into a spiritual garden. So she Zooms up an expert on roses, Vanderpump rosé, and spilling the dirt: Nick Viall (award-winning podcast host, TV personality, and bestselling author, whose Viall Files YouTube channel is Sarah's new fave). They deep dive Nick's journey discussing Scandoval through the lens...

Sarah settles into the People's People's Couch for a spiritual Day of Atonement: watching Sandoval's interview with Howie Mandel, start to finish, in one sitting. She then takes to the cloff for a deep dive of perhaps the only sit-down Sandoval will give for a min (#bless), and unpacks the weaponization of truth when it doesn't fit Tom's narrative, the concerning ways "openness about mental health...

Easy like a Sunday morning (recorded on Saturday night). After watching Schwartz and Sandy implode on and off VPR (including with...Howie Mandel?), Sarah realizes there's only one duo to make sense of the senseless. So she dusts off the People's People's Couch to make room for the Kim to her Kyle, the Gabriella to her Milania, the Scheana Shay to her Scheana Marie: Damian Bellino (writer, producer...

AG 400 literally happened, and she has risen (again). Fresh off a personal dream come true, Sarah puts away her Rosie and Tom VHS tapes, and welcomes in a return guest to the cloff - the epitome of sunshine and sass, and fellow hearty laugher, Danny Murphy (comedian, writer, cohost of the podcasts "Virtual Reali-tea" for Page Six and "Not Another True Crime" for Betches Media). They discuss whethe...

Waking up in the morning, thinking about so many things. In celebration of AG's 400th episode, Sarah crosses a few items off her list: winning the Powerball, getting a rent reduction on next year's cloffice lease (LOL), and yes, receiving an AG kiki RSVP from (NBD NBD) Christopher Middle Name Manzo (a familiar face from RHONJ and Manzo'd with Children, host of the new podcast Christory, and friend...

Sarah sits shiva after the unfortunate loss of her beloved fish son, PK Kemsley Galli. She lights a Yahrzeit candle - really one of Dr. Tiffany's Moon's, but ya know, intention counts - and realizes the best way to grieve PK's loss is to remember the good times - like recording an episode steps away from his memorial tank. So she invites over one of her Bravoholic pals, and Raquel interpreter, Lou...

Sarah watches the newest ep of RHUGT and realizes Survivor has nothing on Heather v. Whitney, Marysol vs. water, and Leah vs. everyone but Candiace. So she Zooms up Housewives Survivalist, anthropologist, and writer, Louis Staples. They form their own black widow alliance (shoutout Parvati), and discuss Ultimate Girls Trip through the lens of Survivor and competition reality TV, RHONJ as a show ul...

It's Sarah's birthday, and magically, she's once again turning spiritually mid-twenties plus! After unwrapping a series of Pedro Pascal nesting dolls, she realizes there's no time like the present to kiki with one of her favorite gifts: Dylan Hafer (senior content manager, entertainment at Betches Media, host of the pod Mention It All, and creator of @BravoByBetches). They discuss the ways RHUGT i...

Sarah watches the ground-shifting VPR mid-season trailer and immediately realizes who she wants to invite to the cloff to mention it all: Pedro Pascal. Mysteriously, he doesn't appear to have noticed Sarah's Instagram DM/Paperless Post/carrier pigeon/voicemail at CAA/drive by that abandoned mall set somewhere in Canada/Craigslist Missed Connection/MySpace top 8/swipe on Hinge. So Sarah resolves he...

Sarah realizes it's always the perfect time to Turtle Time - with a heavy pour of VPR. So she puts Countess Lu's classic dance hit "Girl Code," and invites over a pal with thoughts on all things Scandoval: Gibson Johns (host of the podcast "We Should Talk"). They settle into a stage whisper (the first min or so of audio for this ep is more of a general attention test), and unpack the nuanced reaso...

Sarah listens to Bethenny's most sage counsel about how to prep for Daylight Savings Time ("go to sleep!!") and wakes up refreshed and ready for a Birthday Month Big Aries Energy new beginning. And who better to set the intentions right than one of Sarah's Bravo pals, and recent NAACP Awards nominee, Erica Cobb (cohost, "Daily Blast Live," and host of the pod The Comeback with Erica Cobb). They se...

Rule of Culture #75: the best convos are ones that begin in the Clubhouse and end in the cloffice. Sarah realizes that in order to deep dive the cultural environment that surrounds RHONJ, she needs an expert in the field (Long Island childhood: check). So she invites over a return guest one ep-ish away from the SNL 5, Matt Rogers (multi-hyphenate comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster whose credit...

Another day in paradise. Sarah orders a round of Pumptinis and all the latest news and allegations surrounding the universe-shifting Scandoval, and realizes she needs someone to guide her along the path. Let's have a kiki! So she Zooms up her Bravo pal, VPR superfan, and social media journalist, Kiki Monqiue (aka The Talk of Shame), to unpack all things Scandoval and Potomac. They discuss the ways...

Turns out, Tom Sandoval might be the #1 guy in this group - in all the worst ways. After the Bravo world blows up following the shocking news that VPR star Tom Sandoval has been cheating on his longtime partner Ariana Madix with costar Raquel Viess, Sarah records a special ep to discuss a timeline of what has occurred through now, Easter eggs Tom and Raquel left in the current season (and on WWHL)...

It's mere moments before the world is rocked with the devastating news that Tom Sandoval lived up to his first name (never eff a Tom!!). And before finding out VPR's Bambi is the villain in her own Disney story, Sarah lives like it's truly one of the best days of her life: by having an IRL cloffice kiki with her Bravoholic bestie, Dylan Hafer (senior content manager, entertainment at Betches Media...

Sarah watches the second part of the Potomac reunion, and immediately lights a 7-wick candle (paying homage to Karen and Dr. Wendy, huzzah). Since the heat of the episode needs a perfect match, she Zooms up one of her Bravoholic BFFs, a Potomac dramaturg of the highest order, Richie Skye (news and entertainment journalist, pop culture expert, and author of the forthcoming book, "The Wickedest Wive...

Sarah almost sprains her ankle in Miami Beach after running along the ocean toward Chris Manzo, and wonders how she'll ever be able to go on with such a life-altering non-injury (Adriana didn't answer her call). Then she wakes up. Annoyed by a moment that wasn't real, she has a different kind of dream come true instead: a new guest on the People's People's Couch, Kara Berry (podcast host, "Everyon...

Sarah watches the newest ep of The Last of Us, and realizes she didn't finish processing her change of name forms with the DMV (Sarah Galli-Pascal has such a nice ring to it). With RHONJ social media looming, and the Potomac reunion booming, she realizes the best thing to do is some Zoom-Zooming with another HBO aficionado - and Bravoholic, obvs - content creator Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo. They di...

NYC may have skipped winter this year, but Sarah loves a good comfort blanket and chill (also known as The Real Housewives of Miami). So she Zooms up one of her Bravoholic besties, and fellow "Adriana! No" aficionado, Ryan Houlihan (drag artist, YouTuber, and member of Team Tre). They discuss Adriana's alternate universe style of self-victimization (and ability to turn questions of empathy into di...

Happy Gallitines Day, AGs! Sarah celebrates this holy occasion the best way she knows how: by sending Chris Manzo a valentine (herself wrapped up with a bow). But after she realizes she can't FedEx a human-sized package to someone's DMs, Sarah realizes another option is really the best gift of all: a super-sized AG with pal Evan Real (senior tv reporter at PageSix.com, and cohost of Page 6's podca...

Sarah realizes this season of RHONJ is going to be a marathon, not a sprint, so she trains like a marathon runner would - by carbo loading and pretending Danielle Staub is chasing her (helps achieve that 2-min mile). Limber and ready to race, she Zooms up two athletes in the field of Tre Huggers/Loggers/the middle of the pack, Abby and Vanessa from Real Moms of Bravo. They discuss Potomac's Fox Fo...

Break out the pignoli cookies and don't forget sprinkle - the ladies of Franklin Lakes (and the surrounding areas) are back! Sarah unpacks the delightful RHONJ premiere, from the ways Teresa's inability to withstand discomfort has impacted her relationship with Melissa and Joe, to Louie's less-than-Namaste name calling, and why this may well be the last season to feature Tre vs. Meliss, full time....

Sarah realizes the best way to get through winter chill is with "Entertainment Tonight" (Also known as The Real Housewives of Miami). So she Zooms up a friend with insights on both, ET's chief Real Housewives correspondent, Brice Sander. They discuss Robyn's confusing asterisk about Juan (and what this means for the upcoming reunion), Meredith's confounding narrative about Jen as an "underdog" vs...