And The Kick Is Good!

This one has it all. Injuries, drunken recounts, and most importantly Kraft video demands. Also included: Some football analysis.

The guys run through all the week 5 games one by one, and Tom makes a startling discovery.

It's finally happened. Tom has lost patience with Kenny Pickett. He also had to watch Desmond Ridder, and missed Sam Howell's best game as a pro. Listen to all that, and more, as the guys unpack all the week four action in the NFL.

How many Taylor Swift references is too many? Well thankfully Colum packaged them all into a 90 second prepared statement - at least as far as I can tell.

It's the end of week two as we know it, and we talk it through with 100% accuracy.

The guys dust off their reflection caps, and talk you through each and every game from week one. Tom mentions Eric Clapton, Brad starts strong with a rant for the ages, and we invent something worse than the dreaded 'burn the tape game'.

We finally have football to discuss! Or at least the prospect of football. The gang talk about the tight end injury crisis, week 1 feelings and Brad's daughter makes a surprised appearance.

It's our bumper episode, and it came at a great time. This week we discuss the latest trade and extension rumors among other breaking news, before running team by team and setting our betting lines for their seasonal record while using Colum's definitely not stolen hotseat metric for their head staff.

As usual the guys butcher names, opinions and references as they hunt for something other than largely meaningless pre-season football to talk about.

The guys run down the notable takeaways (or lack thereof) from the first full slate of preseason football, and then digress into nonsense at a rapid rate.

The guys avoid discussing the only game that had been played at that point, make various libelous statements and then give you the most succinct and accurate run down of the NFL top 100 you're ever likely to hear.

Thank you for being so patient - our technology induced summer break is now over, and we're back in full swing. Come for the libel, stay for the contract breakdowns.

What better than a feud? A feud that has lasted a decade or more. Brad delves deep into the history of the 'we had a deal' trade, as well as a recap of the news of the week.

A complete mismash of off-season news this week, as the trio start off topic and only get further away. There is a semblance of NFL analysis in there somewhere - see if you can spot it.

Come for the story about Colum's gran and a Preston based old person's home, stay for the Simpsons references. ...We also discuss football tangentially. 

Brad, Colum and Tom sit down to work through the news of the week. Tom manages to keep his RB contract views concise, only for Brad and Colum to drag him into the murky forests of Leeds United, Bill Clinton, and Hulk Hogan's biceps.

Brad makes his healthy and triumphant return to the podcast! The guys break down the Leonard Floyd signing, forget every defensive tackle in New York, christen a player 'cinnamon boy', and go on to discuss the biggest women in sport.

Colum and Tom are Bradless again, so stumble through the news before Tom poses a sporting question in a brand new segment.

Brad is stuck being a parent, so Colum and Tom take you through an oddly busy news week before discussing some possible summer trades.

The guys meander their way through the news of the week, stopping off briefly in reality at times - then debut Colum's new NFL contract based trivia game. (Spoiler - Tom likes it a lot.)

Rounding nicely into off-season form, this week the boys talk nonsense from the drop. Eventually they steer themselves onto the new QB contracts, and eyeing up the remaining 'good' free agents and attempt to find a landing spot or two.

No serious 'draft grades', no 'winners and losers' - just a drive by of every draft class from the 2023 NFL draft with our initial thoughts.

Don your best GM impressions, and get ready to hang up on  Jason Licht, it's the annual Mock Draft episode. As always, this will be 100% accurate, so lock in your bets early and head to bed safe in the knowledge of exactly what your team will do.

It's the sexy part of the defense this week, as the boys run through some names flying off the edge and trying to lock down your favorite wide receiver. Take extra care to listen for some great Brad-isms, including an edge who 'gets lost in the meat pile'.

It's big boy time! The guys glance through the offensive line and briefly discuss the interior defensive line in the upcoming draft. Also mentioned: Specialist combine events, 90s U.S. sitcoms and a star WR signing with a team beginning with an 'R'.